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    I already took him to the big and tall store (and he's not that tall maybe 6'0'') to buy his last couple of pairs of pants...Size 46 waist.
    Once you go to the big and tall, the sky is the limit.

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    Hes got no job and hes sitting around packing his fat face with your parents food?


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    easy to say, tougher to do

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    I just can't see how it's fun to eat until you throw up, then eat some more.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RA View Post
    Hes got no job and hes sitting around packing his fat face with your parents food?
    he can't work a job, it's not even anywhere near possible
    I don't think you've seen anything like this roid, I wouldn't understand if it wasn't my own brother.

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    What about having him committed...or a psychiatric eval?



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    he can't work a job, it's not even anywhere near possible
    I don't think you've seen anything like this roid, I wouldn't understand if it wasn't my own brother.

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    Yeh it sounds pretty serious man, he will end up dead if he continues on this route

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    Thats what I was thinking...

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    Yeh it sounds pretty serious man, he will end up dead if he continues on this route

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    oh man, oatmeal egg white pancakes tasted real good today

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    i wanna eat till i puke

    but i feel so sick today. that ive only had one meal instead of 3 like i normally would of by now

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    Quote Originally Posted by RA View Post
    What about having him committed...or a psychiatric eval?
    hahaha, don't you think he's seen a doc or two by now.
    My parents have spent over 200k on his medical care in the last 2 years and that's with having health insurance.

    Lets just say when you steal your neighbors car and pretend to work at a shipyard as the CEO of a major corperation while wearing a necktie and bathrobe, the decision to be commited for psychiatric evaluation isn't really a choice at that point.

    He's been in mental hospitals for probably 1 year out of the last 3 and inpatient programs and seen more doctors than I can count. He's just crazy now, and I don't see that changing any time soon.

    And yeah, people on his medication with his problem gain weight, get diabetes (at a much higher rate then people who otherwise gain weight) and die young.

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    I ate a ton at thanksgiving...got up in the middle of the night threw up twice and felt great...guess I wont eat that much at once anymore.

    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    i wanna eat till i puke

    but i feel so sick today. that ive only had one meal instead of 3 like i normally would of by now

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    Quote Originally Posted by RA View Post
    I ate a ton at thanksgiving...got up in the middle of the night threw up twice and felt great...guess I wont eat that much at once anymore.
    the difference is if you were my brother once there was room in your tummy from throwing up, you'd go search the fridge for left-overs.

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    I puked this one Time at Band Camp

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    my allergies are killing me

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    320 pounds at 20 years old and gaining.
    Oh god he's gonna be a sight to see in another couple years

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    band camp.. great times

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    so many whores today

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    the difference is if you were my brother once there was room in your tummy from throwing up, you'd go search the fridge for left-overs.

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    Last time I puked, it was about an hour after banging bank chick. I was hammered that night. She drank too much, and was a bad influence.

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    I just want all you guys to know, I love you guys!!!! Lets show our Bromanceship with a Group hug!!
    Wheres the Love???!!!??

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    the other day he ate a half gallon of ice cream in one sitting
    I think he took a 1 hour break in the middle so I guess that's two sittings

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    Someone playing your trombone to hard?


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    I puked this one Time at Band Camp

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    This one time at Band Camp, Kratos puked on Bank chic

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    Quote Originally Posted by vpchill View Post
    I just want all you guys to know, I love you guys!!!! Lets show our Bromanceship with a Group hug!!
    Wheres the Love???!!!??

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    Quote Originally Posted by RA View Post
    Someone playing your trombone to hard?
    LOL, I hope someone wants to play a Tune tonight!!

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    You can probably hear him getting fatter.


    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    the other day he ate a half gallon of ice cream in one sitting
    I think he took a 1 hour break in the middle so I guess that's two sittings

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    Quote Originally Posted by vpchill View Post
    This one time at Band Camp, Kratos puked on Bank chic
    nah, I told her to go home cause I wasn't feeling well
    then I puked in my toilet
    most people would call me a dumpster for booz, but she found my tollerance to be laughable, and she was about 90 pounds. She drinks a lot.

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    No shyt, mines gettin rusty


    Quote Originally Posted by vpchill View Post
    LOL, I hope someone wants to play a Tune tonight!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by RA View Post
    You can probably hear him getting fatter.
    I can actually watch him get fatter. His ass crack is always exposed and he fequently wears shirts too small cause in his mind he isn't fat (he just has heavy bones), and he's covered in stretch marks. He's black and blue all over from the rapid expansion.

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    Maybe that will be my pickup line..."you want to try a rusty trombone?"

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    Gross...tell him to buy some tents..

    Although I can identify with him. Im big boneded..but its rusty


    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    I can actually watch him get fatter. His ass crack is always exposed and he fequently wears shirts too small cause in his mind he isn't fat (he just has heavy bones), and he's covered in stretch marks. He's black and blue all over from the rapid expansion.

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    It's storming outside.... Shitty!

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    Have your parents considered getting his stomach stapled. It's supposed to lower appetite

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    Its storming shit out? Where do you live?


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    It's storming outside.... Shitty!

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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    Have your parents considered getting his stomach stapled. It's supposed to lower appetite
    you have to follow a strict diet after a stomach staple
    you can't just pack that little belly full over and over and exect to not have complications.

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    not to mention the stress of any kind of surgery, even the thought of would send him into the mental institution for months

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    Yeah..you have to be really into those programs for them to take you. My sis had that done.

    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    not to mention the stress of any kind of surgery, even the thought of would send him into the mental institution for months

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    Quote Originally Posted by RA View Post
    Maybe that will be my pickup line..."you want to try a rusty trombone?"
    Yea or would you like to dust my trumpet

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    Quote Originally Posted by RA View Post
    Its storming shit out? Where do you live?
    St louis

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    Yeah but if I going to compare it to a horn it would have to be the trombone or maybe the tuba




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    Yea or would you like to dust my trumpet

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