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  1. 05-21-2009, 06:41 AM #149881
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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    (sigh) school letting out for the summer...now I can't rely on the teachers to babysit my kids.
    How many lil scibbs you got?
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    Quote Originally Posted by vpchill View Post
    Scibbles? wsup!

    Ernst you got suicide ears? lol
    haha
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    Ernst = Suicide door ears..
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    Quote Originally Posted by vpchill View Post
    How many lil scibbs you got?
    i got a lil girlie-scib, and a lil man-scib.

    they like Lucy and Linus
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    I never really got teased for it.

    No one ever really teased me.
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    i guess dukk was feeling the bowel pressure
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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    i got a lil girlie-scib, and a lil man-scib.

    they like Lucy and Linus
    Cool, I got 3 lil Vps.. 2 Boys and a Girl. My Girl shud have been a boy tho. Never seen a lil girl so tuff b4.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    I never really got teased for it.

    No one ever really teased me.
    Well allow me to be the First!! lol
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    subconsciously, that's why he named himself EARnst. It's bothering him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    dukk, your av looks like it's taking its morning dump. do you feel that pressure?
    theres always a pressure on my cockles. even in my sub-cockles
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    Dukkit = knowledge

    VP = Greatness
    aww shucks
    so modest
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    Ernst = God's gift to women
    lol
    what women? your roomie dont count
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    we need pics. haha
    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    i guess dukk was feeling the bowel pressure
    poop
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    subconsciously, that's why he named himself EARnst. It's bothering him.
    hahah always count on scibbles
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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    subconsciously, that's why he named himself earnst. It's bothering him.
    lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post

    lol
    what women? your roomie dont count
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    Hey Dukkit, Hows your V? You got it fixed?
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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    subconsciously, that's why he named himself EARnst. It's bothering him.
    Not enough obviously. I could have had plastic surgery whenever I wanted.
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    I guess I would get them pinned if I was going bald, so I could shave my head and not look as goofy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by vpchill View Post
    Hey Dukkit, Hows your V? You got it fixed?
    my V??

    whats a V?

    my vagina is just fine.
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    I'd probably hit some melanotan too then. Otherwise I'll look like a secret roll-on stik lol.
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    Man F** all dat!!! Chics will dig your ears. Shave it all off. Let the wind flow bro. Hopefully you wont fly away!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    I'd probably hit some melanotan too then. Otherwise I'll look like a secret roll-on stik lol.
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    actually your pic have pretty normal-looking ears
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    Quote Originally Posted by vpchill View Post
    Man F** all dat!!! Chics will dig your ears. Shave it all off. Let the wind flow bro. Hopefully you wont fly away!
    You're brown, it's cool.

    People will think I'm a neo-nazi.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    You're brown, it's cool.

    People will think I'm a neo-nazi.
    arent you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    arent you?
    Voland is our resident pseudo anti-semite.

    I hate everybody equally.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    Voland is our resident pseudo anti-semite.

    I hate everybody equally.
    ahh. understood
    thanks for clarifying
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    Your V - ehicle ??
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    Quote Originally Posted by vpchill View Post
    Your V - ehicle ??
    oh im sorry... i dont speak; monkey.

    i got the parts. i got it to work. just gotta use tools at work to fix it
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    oh im sorry... i dont speak; monkey.

    i got the parts. i got it to work. just gotta use tools at work to fix it
    Your about to get Gorilla humped!!! Mofo
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    Quote Originally Posted by vpchill View Post
    Your about to get Gorilla humped!!! Mofo
    have you ever seen LEMONY SNICKETS AND A SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS??

    the movie with jim carry?

    thats where the monkey line came from

    its hilarious in the movie

    hes talkin to a lil baby.
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    I just set off all the smoke detectors in the house. What a horrible screeching noise!

    My oven has some very black smoky remnants of meat in it.

    Roomie is PISSED.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    have you ever seen LEMONY SNICKETS AND A SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS??

    the movie with jim carry?

    thats where the monkey line came from

    its hilarious in the movie

    hes talkin to a lil baby.
    No I havent seen it!!! Have you ever seen Gorillas in the mist??? Thats me, a silverback gorilla in the concrete jungle!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    I just set off all the smoke detectors in the house. What a horrible screeching noise!

    My oven has some very black smoky remnants of meat in it.

    Roomie is PISSED.
    Why the smoke gotta be black ernst? y everything so racial

    lol
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    Dukki your gonna fix it yourself?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    I just set off all the smoke detectors in the house. What a horrible screeching noise!

    My oven has some very black smoky remnants of meat in it.

    Roomie is PISSED.
    your an asshole
    i hate you so much right now

    hahahah
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    Dukki your gonna fix it yourself?
    yep

    im pretty mechanically inclined if i put some sort of effort into it. lol
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    Note to self, Do Not take a Ride in the Dukkit mobile.... he does his own maintenance!!

    lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by vpchill View Post
    Note to self, Do Not take a Ride in the Dukkit mobile.... he does his own maintenance!!

    lol
    According to scibble it's his driving you should be worried about.
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    Quote Originally Posted by vpchill View Post
    Note to self, Do Not take a Ride in the Dukkit mobile.... he does his own maintenance!!

    lol
    fine. you can take the bus!!
    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    According to scibble it's his driving you should be worried about.
    that is correct

    when scibble came to visit... he was scared to death to drive with me

    doin 80 in a manual transmission car on the highway while texting girls

    thats me. lol
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    I have an 8 person staff. 2 People called out and 2 people are off today. This is fooking amazing.
    I wanna fire someone but my boss has a heart!! Mothaflippas is in here cruzing through the day. Shvt is ridiculous
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