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  1. 05-21-2009, 08:49 AM #149961
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    Little bit of both jackboys!!

    Mustve been a glitch in the matrix. I was sent through a web portal to the black hole!
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    Why oh why didn't I take the blue pill?

    Instead I took the purple one with a butterfly. Huge mistake.
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    Imma take some Tren 75
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    Vaginal itching got you down?
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    Quote Originally Posted by vpchill View Post
    Vaginal itching got you down?
    More like that I'm itching for vag.
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    1800 posts, Imma hooka ass, slut filthy whore!!

    Im Naughty....
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    lol

    i gained 50 pounds of lean muscle off of tren 75

    dont forget to use the pituitary growth hormone either
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    haha

    1,800 posts

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    JBM averages over 90 posts per day.

    He's going to take your ass soon at that rate.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    JBM averages over 90 posts per day.

    He's going to take your ass soon at that rate.
    yes he will

    though for the first 3 years i was on here... i didnt whore. i barely posted

    then within the last year and half... ive been whoring

    so if my post count date started then... id average the same amount of posts probably
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    700 posts im coming for you dukkit
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    I started whoring before I even hit 1000.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sigman roid View Post
    700 posts im coming for you dukkit
    oh shit
    i gotta step my game up son!!
    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    I started whoring before I even hit 1000.
    thats a good lil whore

    it took me like 3 years to reach 3000 posts
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    Quote Originally Posted by sigman roid View Post
    700 posts im coming for you dukkit
    Ah sheeit. Just another month and you'll be a "senior member."
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    Ah sheeit. Just another month and you'll be a "senior member."
    thats right thats my next goal then dukkit
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    go sigman
    go sigman
    go sigman
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    You guys are filthy sluts
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    im gonna whore till i can whore no more
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    Man I need to get some rox. Figure I go on a crvk diet and lose some bf fast fast fast. Then start my cycle and bulk up with decca 200.
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    It's only 8am here. I may not have a job, but there's nothing else to do right now.

    So I whore. And whore. And whore. And whore....
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    ernst

    is in his own time zone

    ersnt western standard time
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    Doesn't help that I'm on no particular schedule.

    With nothing to do I just sleep when I'm tired and wake up when I'm not.

    I think I got up at 11pm yesterday?
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    Damn 8am? at 8am I was wondering how the fook I was gonna make it to 11am. Now Im tryna figure out how the fook Imma get to 1pm.
    Gotta hit gym at 4pm cuz these coksookers called out!!
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    I have a couple of things to do today... but I can't even do them until later.

    And I'll destroy bi's, abs, and neck.
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    its 4pm here i hit the gym at 8am today did my big sexy mofo shoulders
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    stuck at work till 4

    then if i dont feel too sick ill go do chest with my buddy

    but this sore throat and entire body aching thing isnt really puttin me in the mood to lift
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    I got BACK and Tris today.
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    chest if my carpal tunnel doesnt kill me

    i need gloves with the wrist straps on em

    that would probably help alot
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    Man Dukkit me too. All this godamn typing!! How they expect me to be on here posting and do my job?? They so damn selfish!
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    my doc keeps talkin about surgery for it

    but i have a 2500 dollar deductable on my insurance

    which means id have to pay for the surgery out of pocket

    i can barely afford to buy oats for next week

    let alone some surgeons new BMW M5

    assholes
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    Break your hand on someone face then tell the hospital you were Raped. You can get victims insurance.
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    Help, some tranny stabbed me with a needle full of steroids . I need a blood test covering the following.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    Help, some tranny stabbed me with a needle full of steroids. I need a blood test covering the following.....
    what is... voland, alex?
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    did i win the daily double!!!??
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    Is Reed MIA? I just realized 2 days straight I have not seen his hulking tinyness!!
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    Imma try to travel all over this yr and get to 235lbs with 2% body fat. Imma drink winny and test cyp
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    My Goal
    235lbs 9%bf I think id be tremendously sexier than the sexiest mofo (me) out there!

    So Id basically be double sexy.. Kina like - sseexxyy
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    Quote Originally Posted by vpchill View Post
    Is Reed MIA? I just realized 2 days straight I have not seen his hulking tinyness!!
    He was lurking on facebook the other day. He's at least alive.
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