'Official Postwhore Thread'

[Voland]

thats not how i pictured you

[Voland]

hows inky? still lifting?

[JiGGaMaN]

hows inky? still lifting?

no, not yet. hasnt for a few months. hes still got a bit of rehab to do.

[JiGGaMaN]

thats not how i pictured you

thats a picture of my forums alter-ego, jiggaman in my avy.

[Ernst]

So I pay $50 to get a check done on a guy (relative).

His current listed residence addy? A bail bonds company.

me--><-- the jackasses I just paid for this useless info

[peachfuzz]

are you stalking somebody?

[Ernst]

A lost relative. My dad.

I'm actually not terribly concerned with him per se. He wasn't the light of my childhood, we can leave it at that... but I would like to know if I have brothers and sisters. I'd think the chances are good.

[peachfuzz]

people are easy to find. you just have to hire someone worth a damn to find him. or what about one of those online people locaters?

[peachfuzz]

www.ussearch.com

www.whitepages.com

www.peoplefinders.com

[Ernst]

That's what I've been using.

I think I may have to hire someone to get to the bottom of this if I really want to.

But not before I call the bail bonds company from a pay phone posing as a bondsman looking for the person in question who I'll say skipped bail on my company.

[Ernst]

It's easy to find good tax and rent paying citizens like us.

We're talking about someone who probably lives off the grid, probably (still) has a severe drvg and alcohol problem, may not have a phone or steady home address. This is my guess as to why a bail bonds company is listed as his home addy.

[Ernst]

But not before I call the bail bonds company from a pay phone posing as a bondsman looking for the person in question who I'll say skipped bail on my company.

Actually, I know a guy who worked as a bounty hunter. I wonder if he still does? I should see if maybe he'll call, in case they want #'s and details or something... I'd be unfamiliar with the protocol.

[peachfuzz]

well good luck man. you have any idea where he might be?

[Ernst]

An idea, yes.

It's at least a place to start.

[scibble]

guy next door helping me side my house. to start we pulled rotted wood out from under the picture window front of the house. i whole disgusting nest of carpenter ants and rot. ewwwwwwwww.

[vpchill]

I will be your brother Ernst

[vpchill]

Will you be my brother VP?

[vpchill]

Will you be my brother VP?

Certainly, we can be brothers from another mother.

[peachfuzz]

VP i will be your daddy

[vpchill]

VP i will be your daddy

you can be Baby and ill be lil wayne. I be stuntin like my daddy

[IM708]

damnit the car i'm buying has illegal tints on it.

[IM708]

5% when the legal is 70%

[gixxerboy1]

5% when the legal is 70%

i havent had legal tint in 10 years. Only 1 place use to bust my balls about it. Never had a real problem with cops because of it

[IM708]

i havent had legal tint in 10 years. Only 1 place use to bust my balls about it. Never had a real problem with cops because of it

ny might be different, got to get use to driving w/ my windows down

[gixxerboy1]

ny might be different, got to get use to driving w/ my windows down

i never had a problem in nyc or brooklyn

[IM708]

i want my car so bad. that's all ive been thinking about. lol

[peachfuzz]

if you do get a ticket im sure you know someone who can write it off.

[IM708]

if you do get a ticket im sure you know someone who can write it off.

yeah that should be no problem.

[peachfuzz]

ive gotten three tickets and knock on wood but i have never had to get it removed. the only thing that sucks about it is it guarantees your getting pulled over late at night so forget about even having one drink and driving.

[IM708]

I will NEVER drink and drive, no way, ever, never never never

[peachfuzz]

thats my boy.

[gixxerboy1]

i want my car so bad. that's all ive been thinking about. lol

we just bought one today too. We cant get it till tuesday till the banks open. My wife is dying waiting

[Hoggage_54]

whores

[IM708]

im going from this:



to this:

[gixxerboy1]

im going from this:



to this:

whats it gone done to it?

[gixxerboy1]

this is what we got. Its for the wife im taking her eclipse

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/PREMI...3A1308#history

[IM708]

remaned engine and tran
obviously ram air hood
magnaflow exhaust
18" hd rims
window tinting
added dvd touchscreen player
added sound system total system power of 2500w
stage 2 clutch
rear air shocks
undercoat
smoked lights
custom interior of leather and red suede
single baffle cat
msd ignition and wiring kit for spark plugs
new dash with added gauges
larger injectors

im sure some more shit, work came out to about 30k

[IM708]

this is what we got. Its for the wife im taking her eclipse

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/PREMI...3A1308#history

niceee, personally don't have that kind of money.

[gixxerboy1]

niceee, personally don't have that kind of money.

me either lots of payments brother

[IM708]

i don't have credit yet and am trying to get a 3k loan. I found a place that specializes with dealing w/ people like that.