'Official Postwhore Thread'

**scibble** · 05-06-2009, 11:55 AM

Originally Posted by Kratos

what do you think of dukkit's weiner scibble? lol

it was big and blue.... no, wait, that was Dr. Manhattan. I forget.

If doesn't get it looked at, he'll soon be unable to get it into his new girl's tush.

**scibble** · 05-06-2009, 11:58 AM

i think i have post traumatic stress disorder cause of that big blue prick.. i should sue warner brothers or whoever the hell put that on the screen

**scibble** · 05-06-2009, 12:04 PM

Ernst, you not responding to my bawdy jackass remarks today

**Dukkit** · 05-06-2009, 12:05 PM

Originally Posted by scibble

i think i have post traumatic stress disorder cause of that big blue prick.. i should sue warner brothers or whoever the hell put that on the screen

lol

what... never saw a blue superhumans penis before?

**Ernst** · 05-06-2009, 12:05 PM

I watching The Biggest Loser from last night.

**Kratos** · 05-06-2009, 12:09 PM

wow, I'm fvcking amazed, sandwich chick has put on weight to the point you can notice since breaking up with her bf only 6 weeks ago. Still a hot peice of ass but getting less jiz in my pants hot and more, eh I'd tag that hot.

**vpchill** · 05-06-2009, 12:09 PM

I just bought a Biggest Loser scale

**Kratos** · 05-06-2009, 12:10 PM

I guess she has two new boyfriends
Ben and Jerry

or
she's been taking her work home with her...
in her ass

**Kratos** · 05-06-2009, 12:11 PM

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

I watching The Biggest Loser from last night.

I love watching fat people squirm when forced to exercise and eat low cals

**Kratos** · 05-06-2009, 12:12 PM

sometimes the fat chicks even cry

and the lard ass dudes fake psudo heart attacks

all to get out of exercise

**Ernst** · 05-06-2009, 12:13 PM

Originally Posted by Kratos

I love watching fat people squirm when forced to exercise and eat low cals

Me too.

I like to eat a cheat while I watch it.

**Dukkit** · 05-06-2009, 12:15 PM

Originally Posted by Kratos

wow, I'm fvcking amazed, sandwich chick has put on weight to the point you can notice since breaking up with her bf only 6 weeks ago. Still a hot peice of ass but getting less jiz in my pants hot and more, eh I'd tag that hot.

send her my way

**vpchill** · 05-06-2009, 12:28 PM

I like fat girls. They all can cook and they all have money!!

**scibble** · 05-06-2009, 12:28 PM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

send her my way

oh no, you're all domesticated now... can't be lettin you fall off the wagon bro.

**Ernst** · 05-06-2009, 12:29 PM

Scibble, go throw yourself on the sandwich girl grenade for dukkit.

**Kratos** · 05-06-2009, 12:31 PM

Originally Posted by vpchill

I like fat girls. They all can cook and they all have money!!

I'm not sure I agree
some fat girls are the shittiest cook, and they get fat by eating garbage. Have no taste for quality cause everything tastes good to them.

I am yet to meet a fat girl with money.

Sandwich chick isn't fat but most likely will be...she makes sandwiches for a living, you do the math.

**scibble** · 05-06-2009, 12:32 PM

would that i could oh! would that i could.

i'm off the test now. i'm functioning on regular 40-yr old test levels. now i'm just lovin' my wife, not even going out on weekends.

**scibble** · 05-06-2009, 12:33 PM

in indiana most are on disability.

in fact we have whole towns of people on disability. literally, nearly the entire town of knox, indiana is on disability, or applying for it.

**Ernst** · 05-06-2009, 12:36 PM

The midwest is like a giant prison colony full of khakis and churches. You should move to the coast.

**Chode Logan** · 05-06-2009, 12:38 PM

No fat bitches.

**vpchill** · 05-06-2009, 12:38 PM

Originally Posted by scibble

in indiana most are on disability.

in fact we have whole towns of people on disability. literally, nearly the entire town of knox, indiana is on disability, or applying for it.

So all parking spaces are handi cap?

**Dukkit** · 05-06-2009, 12:39 PM

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

Scibble, go throw yourself on the sandwich girl grenade for dukkit.

hahaha
true friendship

Originally Posted by scibble

oh no, you're all domesticated now... can't be lettin you fall off the wagon bro.

but, but. i want some!!!

**Ernst** · 05-06-2009, 12:41 PM

**vpchill** · 05-06-2009, 12:41 PM

Sidebar - So Im getting dressed in the locker room after some squats and calve raises. This dude hops out shower with large saggy breasts. The weird thing is he was young and slim. Im not sure how he manages tits. I didnt know whether to suck em or stop staring. I was gonna offer him a man Bra, But Dukkit stole mine

**Dukkit** · 05-06-2009, 12:42 PM

**Dukkit** · 05-06-2009, 12:43 PM

Originally Posted by vpchill

Sidebar - So Im getting dressed in the locker room after some squats and calve raises. This dude hops out shower with large saggy breasts. The weird thing is he was young and slim. Im not sure how he manages tits. I didnt know whether to suck em or stop staring. I was gonna offer him a man Bra, But Dukkit stole mine

what... this man bra?
it was so pretty. so i took it. im sorry

**vpchill** · 05-06-2009, 12:43 PM

Scenario!! End of the night, Leaving the Bar / Club just had 2 too many drinx. Fat girl talking about giving you sloppy top in the back of her honda civic.
What would you do??

**Ernst** · 05-06-2009, 12:44 PM

Originally Posted by scibble

in indiana most are on disability.

in fact we have whole towns of people on disability. literally, nearly the entire town of knox, indiana is on disability, or applying for it.

That's just creepy. Welcome to the welfare/police state.

**Dukkit** · 05-06-2009, 12:44 PM

Originally Posted by vpchill

Scenario!! End of the night, Leaving the Bar / Club just had 2 too many drinx. Fat girl talking about giving you sloppy top in the back of her honda civic.
What would you do??

if i only had too many drinks... id say no

if i had too many drinks while on 500mg of test a week... id say yes

**Ernst** · 05-06-2009, 12:45 PM

Originally Posted by vpchill

Scenario!! End of the night, Leaving the Bar / Club just had 2 too many drinx. Fat girl talking about giving you sloppy top in the back of her honda civic.
What would you do??

If I said no I wouldn't have had too many drinks.

**Dukkit** · 05-06-2009, 12:50 PM

k.
caffeine tolerance is now getting ridiculous

500mg of caffeine and im still tired and groggy and yawning

fukk

need some ephedra

they work different receptors right?

**Chode Logan** · 05-06-2009, 12:54 PM

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

If I said no I wouldn't have had too many drinks.

Truth

**Chode Logan** · 05-06-2009, 12:55 PM

Isn't ephedrine illegal in the states? hahahahaha

**vpchill** · 05-06-2009, 12:56 PM

Sup Sup Superstar Chode

**vpchill** · 05-06-2009, 12:58 PM

Man!!!! Im eating chocolate birthday cake!! Its fat but soooo goood

**Dukkit** · 05-06-2009, 01:00 PM

Originally Posted by Chode Logan

Isn't ephedrine illegal in the states? hahahahaha

yeah just like steroids are too

oh and that green plant

**Chode Logan** · 05-06-2009, 01:05 PM

Originally Posted by vpchill

Sup Sup Superstar Chode

whats crackin buddy

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

yeah just like steroids are too

oh and that green plant

haha silly america. BC rules, you can have steroids for personal use, buy ephedrine in stores, and possess up to 30 g's of the green plant with no legal rammifications. But we don't have as many buffets.

**Ernst** · 05-06-2009, 01:05 PM

Anything is available to those with the money. Legality is a bad joke.

Law enforcement should really get they're priorities in order. Tweakers are a plague here idiots, not teenagers on skateboards.