'Official Postwhore Thread'

**Kratos** · 05-20-2009, 07:15 AM

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

They'd charge you?! Seriously?

Your friends suck.

depends how long I was staying I guess
if it was a few weeks then no
a few months then I wouldn't feel right staying unless I paid them in some way or at least planned to

**vpchill** · 05-20-2009, 07:15 AM

Bros b4 Hoes

**Kratos** · 05-20-2009, 07:17 AM

I built my gf's dog a little dog pen in my yard yesterday after work
then she brought it over and it was annoying as fvck as usual
then I railed her, while it was locked in the bathroom
then I couldn't take a wiz like all night without waking the fvcker up and it would bark for hours
one time I went down to the basement and took a piss in the sink
but the dog still heard me and woke up and started barking

**Dukkit** · 05-20-2009, 07:17 AM

Originally Posted by vpchill

Who you telling. I used to love happy hour at Tgi fridays.. No More!

lol
lunch hour at TGI fridays was my shit

**Ernst** · 05-20-2009, 07:18 AM

Originally Posted by Kratos

depends how long I was staying I guess
if it was a few weeks then no
a few months then I wouldn't feel right staying unless I paid them in some way or at least planned to

Well that's just reasonable.

**Dukkit** · 05-20-2009, 07:19 AM

Originally Posted by Kratos

I built my gf's dog a little dog pen in my yard yesterday after work
then she brought it over and it was annoying as fvck as usual
then I railed her, while it was locked in the bathroom
then I couldn't take a wiz like all night without waking the fvcker up and it would bark for hours
one time I went down to the basement and took a piss in the sink
but the dog still heard me and woke up and started barking

lmao!! your life cracks me up

**vpchill** · 05-20-2009, 07:19 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

lol
lunch hour at TGI fridays was my shit

Lunch happy hour and dinner happy hour. We used to be up in there faithfully.

**Ernst** · 05-20-2009, 07:21 AM

Originally Posted by Kratos

I built my gf's dog a little dog pen in my yard yesterday after work
then she brought it over and it was annoying as fvck as usual
then I railed her, while it was locked in the bathroom
then I couldn't take a wiz like all night without waking the fvcker up and it would bark for hours
one time I went down to the basement and took a piss in the sink
but the dog still heard me and woke up and started barking

Time for it to "run away" and then you can be the nice guy and get her a new dog.

**vpchill** · 05-20-2009, 07:22 AM

Im gonna drink Winny and take test e, c and p with tren .
I dont feel like doing pct. What you think?

Im gonna post this in Q & A. Wow!!!

**Ernst** · 05-20-2009, 07:24 AM

There's enough legit "tren /dbol first cycle 6' 130lb" threads in the Q&A as it is....

**Ernst** · 05-20-2009, 07:27 AM

Nine Inch Nails will be here in two days and Ernst doesn't have the $ for tickets.

**Dukkit** · 05-20-2009, 07:30 AM

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

Nine Inch Nails will be here in two days and Ernst doesn't have the $ for tickets.

they were here not too long ago

**Dukkit** · 05-20-2009, 07:31 AM

im waiting for incubus in august

and im actually hoping to see limp bizkit

cuz i hear they are goin back on tour

**vpchill** · 05-20-2009, 07:31 AM

Kratos, You a better man then me. I couldnt deal with no dog.

**vpchill** · 05-20-2009, 07:33 AM

Man the Q & A gets a little crazy. Do people just try to cycle with the 1st thing they can get their hands on?

**Ernst** · 05-20-2009, 07:37 AM

Originally Posted by vpchill

Man the Q & A gets a little crazy. Do people just try to cycle with the 1st thing they can get their hands on?

And it seems they have always started this bullshit cycle before asking about it.

You'd think someone would at least do a damn google search on something before letting a guy at the gym shove a horse needle full of it in their ass.

**vpchill** · 05-20-2009, 07:38 AM

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

And it seems they have always started this bullshit cycle before asking about it.

You'd think someone would at least do a damn google search on something before letting a guy at the gym shove a horse needle full of it in their ass.

Thats my Biggest thing. Why did you start, then decide to come ask questions?

**Dukkit** · 05-20-2009, 07:40 AM

i dont know anything about steroids

i just like the feeling of the needle in my butt cheek

so i shoot

**vpchill** · 05-20-2009, 07:41 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

i dont know anything about steroids

i just like the feeling of the needle in my butt cheek

so i shoot

I hear thats not all you like in your butt cheeks

**Kratos** · 05-20-2009, 07:46 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

lmao!! your life cracks me up

yeah, it's just that I see the humor in everyday stuff and tell you about it...your life is just as funny

I had the fence from a much bigger pen I had for my dalmation
so I figured if I spent an hour or so building a nice safe play pen for her little half shark half alligator half dog then it wouldn't piss and shit in my house...idk, it might encourage her to bring it over more often though

**Dukkit** · 05-20-2009, 08:03 AM

had sex with an ex last night

didnt want too.

shes been doggin me for a week.

i was so pumped up and fired up after the gym and she just happened to text me as i was walking out

said "you should come have sex with me right now"

so my testosterone got the best of me and i did

but i didnt enjoy it really

i just laid there.

and waited for it to be over

she even stopped and asked if i was okay and if i was enjoying it.

"uh huh, sure. just keep going"

i busted and left

**vpchill** · 05-20-2009, 08:06 AM

^^^ You was supposed to stay and cuddle?

**Ernst** · 05-20-2009, 08:11 AM

Vanilla sex. Yay.

**Kratos** · 05-20-2009, 08:13 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

had sex with an ex last night

didnt want too.

shes been doggin me for a week.

i was so pumped up and fired up after the gym and she just happened to text me as i was walking out

said "you should come have sex with me right now"

so my testosterone got the best of me and i did

but i didnt enjoy it really

i just laid there.

and waited for it to be over

she even stopped and asked if i was okay and if i was enjoying it.

"uh huh, sure. just keep going"

i busted and left

math chick?

**vpchill** · 05-20-2009, 08:14 AM

We are all gonna die. Dec 21st 2012.

I wish they would confirm this so I could stop paying my bills.

I was sleep with the History channel on. heard a bunch of crap!

**Dukkit** · 05-20-2009, 08:15 AM

Originally Posted by Kratos

math chick?

no no

another ex from like 2 years ago

math chick told me this morning that shes been dating someone for 3 months and is happy

so im done wasting time on that

ive given up..

WHORE FOR LIFE!!!

**Kratos** · 05-20-2009, 08:15 AM

gf had period after sex last night
no baby woot

**Kratos** · 05-20-2009, 08:16 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

no no

another ex from like 2 years ago

math chick told me this morning that shes been dating someone for 3 months and is happy

so im done wasting time on that

ive given up..

WHORE FOR LIFE!!!

ummmm, I thought she called a coffee talk meeting for like today or something???

**Ernst** · 05-20-2009, 08:16 AM

The joy of "maintenance fcuking." Where you shrug and decide it was better than jacking off.... kind of.

**Dukkit** · 05-20-2009, 08:16 AM

Originally Posted by vpchill

We are all gonna die. Dec 21st 2012.

I wish they would confirm this so I could stop paying my bills.

I was sleep with the History channel on. heard a bunch of crap!

ive been a fan of the 2012 prophecy for years

i like the take on it that the world as we KNOW it will end

but not specifically that humans will end

we are supposed to become demi-gods in some retellings of the prophecy

**Ernst** · 05-20-2009, 08:17 AM

Originally Posted by Kratos

ummmm, I thought she called a coffee talk meeting for like today or something???

That's what I thought too. She just wanted to brag? Bitch.

**Dukkit** · 05-20-2009, 08:18 AM

Originally Posted by Kratos

gf had period after sex last night
no baby woot

congrats!

Originally Posted by Kratos

ummmm, I thought she called a coffee talk meeting for like today or something???

she did. shes even the one who mentioned it
but i said forget it after she told me that
ruined the dream for me. lol

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

The joy of "maintenance fcuking." Where you shrug and decide it was better than jacking off.... kind of.

im still trying to decide if it was better or not

**Dukkit** · 05-20-2009, 08:19 AM

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

That's what I thought too. She just wanted to brag? Bitch.

i dont feel like having to fight for her over some other douche

i know if i tried i could def get back with her

but then ill get bored after a few months again and break her heart again

thats just too much

she'd probably chop my wee wee off this time

**vpchill** · 05-20-2009, 08:19 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

ive been a fan of the 2012 prophecy for years

i like the take on it that the world as we KNOW it will end

but not specifically that humans will end

we are supposed to become demi-gods in some retellings of the prophecy

Wow Dukki got filosphocal out this byotch!!

Nah but I too am interested in these things. I may just stop paying bills and blame it on 2012.

*Disclaimer - I mispel words on purpose cuz I think its funny. I was spelling bee champ in 3rd grade bvtchess!!!

**Kratos** · 05-20-2009, 08:19 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

she did. shes even the one who mentioned it
but i said forget it after she told me that
ruined the dream for me. lol

that's just so fvcking strange
I'd have words for her if it were me
bad words

**Dukkit** · 05-20-2009, 08:21 AM

Originally Posted by vpchill

Wow Dukki got filosphocal out this byotch!!

Nah but I too am interested in these things. I may just stop paying bills and blame it on 2012.

*Disclaimer - I mispel words on purpose cuz I think its funny. I was spelling bee champ in 3rd grade bvtchess!!!

lol
i just thought it was cuz you were black

Originally Posted by Kratos

that's just so fvcking strange
I'd have words for her if it were me
bad words

words take energy

i have to conserve my energy for the good pvssy tonight and all this holiday weekend

**Kratos** · 05-20-2009, 08:21 AM

I would have kept the coffee meeting
ordered something extra hot
in fact I'd ask them to re-microwave the hot coffee and make it hotter and complain that I like it lava hot.

then I'd pour it on her vagina

**Dukkit** · 05-20-2009, 08:22 AM

Originally Posted by Kratos

I would have kept the coffee meeting
ordered something extra hot
in fact I'd ask them to re-microwave the hot coffee and make it hotter and complain that I like it lava hot.

then I'd pour it on her vagina