'Official Postwhore Thread'

**Dukkit** · 05-19-2009, 11:27 AM

i feel like poop

i need some test

i think my estrogen is high
i almost cried listening to a james blunt song

**Dukkit** · 05-19-2009, 11:28 AM

i broke 33,000 and didnt even know it!~~~~~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**Kratos** · 05-19-2009, 11:29 AM

fvcking A
my gf sent me a relationship request on facebook
I'm not down with accepting that
I think facebook is gay
I only signed up cause my best friend was in Italy for a year and wanted to keep up with him.

now I have all these stupid so called "friends" and I don't want them all up in my biz

not accepting...

**sizerp** · 05-19-2009, 11:30 AM

jebus mang.

you need some test - go do some squats!

**sizerp** · 05-19-2009, 11:30 AM

Originally Posted by Kratos

fvcking A
my gf sent me a relationship request on facebook
I'm not down with accepting that
I think facebook is gay
I only signed up cause my best friend was in Italy for a year and wanted to keep up with him.

now I have all these stupid so called "friends" and I don't want them all up in my biz

not accepting...

Bitches always win in the end, just face the music.

**sizerp** · 05-19-2009, 11:31 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

i broke 33,000 and didnt even know it!~~~~~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You're like the james bond of post whoring

**Dukkit** · 05-19-2009, 11:32 AM

Originally Posted by Kratos

fvcking A
my gf sent me a relationship request on facebook
I'm not down with accepting that
I think facebook is gay
I only signed up cause my best friend was in Italy for a year and wanted to keep up with him.

now I have all these stupid so called "friends" and I don't want them all up in my biz

not accepting...

hahah
i did the same thing when my one ex reltationship requested me
i said... ignore

Originally Posted by sizerp

jebus mang.

you need some test - go do some squats!

did em yesterday son!!

**Kratos** · 05-19-2009, 11:32 AM

Originally Posted by sizerp

Bitches always win in the end, just face the music.

nah, my relationship is set as undefined
not single
not in a relationship
I don't want bitches knowing I'm off the market

**Dukkit** · 05-19-2009, 11:32 AM

Originally Posted by sizerp

You're like the james bond of post whoring

im dalaw

dukkit-dalaw

**sizerp** · 05-19-2009, 11:33 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

on my planet... halloween is everyday!!

why didnt you say hi when you saw me? too embarressed?

Not embarrassed - just jealous of your studly appearance. I got the same costume, but you look better in it.

RA · 05-19-2009, 11:33 AM

Good but I havent done shit at work. Its a good thing no one looks over my shoulder all the time..lol

gotta leave early too...hitting the weights before my boy has a ball game.

Originally Posted by sigman roid

cool ra hows you today?

**sizerp** · 05-19-2009, 11:34 AM

Originally Posted by Kratos

nah, my relationship is set as undefined
not single
not in a relationship
I don't want bitches knowing I'm off the market

good point, why i stay away from facebook myspace etc.

***** man!

RA · 05-19-2009, 11:35 AM

go get some dhea or something..thats bad

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

i feel like poop

i need some test

i think my estrogen is high
i almost cried listening to a james blunt song

**mperk** · 05-19-2009, 11:36 AM

Nice avi sizerp - are those sequins....Hahahahaha

Dukki - wat was your costume? Not the toga thing I hope!

**Ernst** · 05-19-2009, 11:38 AM

The bank wouldn't give me my fcuking money.

They wanted to put an 11 day hold on it because it was too large an amount compared to what I have on deposit. I deposit checks like that every few months and just now they decide they have a problem with it? Fcukers. I went to another bank, opened an account and gave them the check. They offered to call and verify funds, and give me a credit card if I needed to meet expenses in case they were unable to verify funds; and I'm a stranger off the street-- this is more than my bank which has seen me (and these checks) for 3 fcuking years offered to do. The stupid bitch behind the counter had the gall to suggest I put it into a CD. Bitch, it was accruing money and paying dividends as stock. I sold it cause I want cash not a piss poor return rate!

**Ernst** · 05-19-2009, 11:39 AM

Originally Posted by Kratos

nah, my relationship is set as undefined
not single
not in a relationship
I don't want bitches knowing I'm off the market

I'm always single. I'm not sure if that's good or bad.

**mperk** · 05-19-2009, 11:40 AM

Originally Posted by RA

Good but I havent done shit at work. Its a good thing no one looks over my shoulder all the time..lol

gotta leave early too...hitting the weights before my boy has a ball game.

Shit I have that problem too - I'd rather be on with you whores than doing my work - biggest problem is that I'm da boss - supposed to set a good example, ya know. and of course 3 people just walked by my desk! Size - that avi is going to get me in trouble - LOL

RA · 05-19-2009, 11:41 AM

Some banks just want to rip you a new one. I wouldnt go back.

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

The bank wouldn't give me my fcuking money.

They wanted to put an 11 day hold on it because it was too large an amount compared to what I have on deposit. I deposit checks like that every few months and just now they decide they have a problem with it? Fcukers. I went to another bank, opened an account and gave them the check. They offered to call and verify funds, and give me a credit card if I needed to meet expenses in case they were unable to verify funds; and I'm a stranger off the street-- this is more than my bank which has seen me (and these checks) for 3 fcuking years offered to do. The stupid bitch behind the counter had the gall to suggest I put it into a CD. Bitch, it was accruing money and paying dividends as stock. I sold it cause I want cash not a piss poor return rate!

**sizerp** · 05-19-2009, 11:41 AM

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

The bank wouldn't give me my fcuking money.

They wanted to put an 11 day hold on it because it was too large an amount compared to what I have on deposit. I deposit checks like that every few months and just now they decide they have a problem with it? Fcukers. I went to another bank, opened an account and gave them the check. They offered to call and verify funds, and give me a credit card if I needed to meet expenses in case they were unable to verify funds; and I'm a stranger off the street-- this is more than my bank which has seen me (and these checks) for 3 fcuking years offered to do. The stupid bitch behind the counter had the gall to suggest I put it into a CD. Bitch, it was accruing money and paying dividends as stock. I sold it cause I want cash not a piss poor return rate!

The banks rule the world man - The Banking Elite ...

Bilderberg group etc. Just tell them to suck you off and that'll be their interest for the year. A load of jizz in their ****ing mouth.

Sorry you can tell I don't like bankers. And if anyone here is a banker, F YOU.

**sigman roid** · 05-19-2009, 11:43 AM

Originally Posted by RA

Good but I havent done shit at work. Its a good thing no one looks over my shoulder all the time..lol

gotta leave early too...hitting the weights before my boy has a ball game.

thats the best kind of work ra the one where you do fvck all ,i ve had this week off work they owed me 5 days holiday so i took it been hitting the gym 8am all this week

**sizerp** · 05-19-2009, 11:44 AM

Originally Posted by mperk

Nice avi sizerp - are those sequins....Hahahahaha

Yeah they are p-power and booty-tang sequins - enjoy.

**Dukkit** · 05-19-2009, 11:44 AM

Originally Posted by mperk

Nice avi sizerp - are those sequins....Hahahahaha

Dukki - wat was your costume? Not the toga thing I hope!

i was the re-re in the super man outfit. lol

Originally Posted by RA

go get some dhea or something..thats bad

haha *sniff sniff*

Originally Posted by sizerp

Not embarrassed - just jealous of your studly appearance. I got the same costume, but you look better in it.

aww. shucks. im blushing

RA · 05-19-2009, 11:44 AM

So you like the morning workouts? I dont like hitting the weights until I have several meals in.

Originally Posted by sigman roid

thats the best kind of work ra the one where you do fvck all ,i ve had this week off work they owed me 5 days holiday so i took it been hitting the gym 8am all this week

**Dukkit** · 05-19-2009, 11:44 AM

i think im gonna take a week off from the gym

and just fukk

**Kratos** · 05-19-2009, 11:45 AM

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

I'm always single. I'm not sure if that's good or bad.

nah, that's bad, they assume you can't get a girl
better to be ambiguous and mysterious

**vpchill** · 05-19-2009, 11:45 AM

This place is crowded!

**Dukkit** · 05-19-2009, 11:46 AM

Originally Posted by RA

So you like the morning workouts? I dont like hitting the weights until I have several meals in.

im the same way

need belly full for a few hours!!

**Kratos** · 05-19-2009, 11:46 AM

she isn't taking a piss on this fire hydrant
now she's stuck with the mark of the beast "IN a relationship"
but it doesn't say with who
and I still have nada

**Dukkit** · 05-19-2009, 11:46 AM

Originally Posted by vpchill

This place is crowded!

get out!!
lol

Originally Posted by Kratos

she isn't taking a piss on this fire hydrant
now she's stuck with the mark of the beast "IN a relationship"
but it doesn't say with who
and I still have nada

oh i bet she feels like a dork

**Kratos** · 05-19-2009, 11:48 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

oh i bet she feels like a dork

I expect a protest in about a week or two.
this has happened before

**Dukkit** · 05-19-2009, 11:49 AM

Originally Posted by Kratos

I expect a protest in about a week or two.
this has happened before

even better would be to delete your facebook period

**sizerp** · 05-19-2009, 11:49 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

i think im gonna take a week off from the gym

and just fukk

LET US FUUUUUUUUUUUUUKK

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hs2JmCxiqCk

**Ernst** · 05-19-2009, 11:50 AM

Like I said, the bank I walked into was very friendly. I am wondering why I don't already bank there. The accounts manager even set up a direct deposit so I'll never have to deal with this again.

Tomorrow I will go back and close my account.

**sigman roid** · 05-19-2009, 11:52 AM

Originally Posted by RA

So you like the morning workouts? I dont like hitting the weights until I have several meals in.

usally i dont train till after work say 6-7pm but this week i thought id get it out the way early and have the rest of the day to my self until the children get home from school and the war starts.lol

**Dukkit** · 05-19-2009, 11:53 AM

get, get, get naked

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJG_E6gfeAE

**Dukkit** · 05-19-2009, 11:53 AM

my battle has been won but the war has just begun!!

**Kratos** · 05-19-2009, 11:54 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

even better would be to delete your facebook period

only problem is I have three x-gf's as facebook friend's I like to check in on (stalk) once in awhile.

**Ernst** · 05-19-2009, 11:55 AM

Originally Posted by Kratos

nah, that's bad, they assume you can't get a girl
better to be ambiguous and mysterious

I'm not going to waste my time dating one of the local alcoholic slut harpies. It's abundantly clear that Mrs. Right is not hanging out at a local bar.

It's not like I don't get laid or don't get any attention from females.

I want my friends to pass on to their hot female friends that I'm single.... that's my best shot for now. in the mean time I'll settle for meaningless sex.

**vpchill** · 05-19-2009, 11:56 AM

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

Like I said, the bank I walked into was very friendly. I am wondering why I don't already bank there. The accounts manager even set up a direct deposit so I'll never have to deal with this again.

Tomorrow I will go back and close my account.

I did that with Chase, I banked with them for over 10years and they wudnt approve a $1k personal loan even tho I had $5k in my account. Just becuz an address issue. Meanwhile my money was being direct deposited in there every 2 weeks.
Long story short I closed my account and went to Wamu. Needless to say, Wamu is now chase!