'Official Postwhore Thread'

**Ernst** · 05-19-2009, 03:31 AM

Over now.

**jbm** · 05-19-2009, 03:32 AM

Happy Birthday...

**KatsMeow** · 05-19-2009, 03:44 AM

lol i sent him a text at 5am... hope he doesn't get mad about that

**Ernst** · 05-19-2009, 03:56 AM

Damn Jenna Jameson looks worn out. Girl looks unhealthy.

**jbm** · 05-19-2009, 03:58 AM

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

Damn Jenna Jameson looks worn out. Girl looks unhealthy.

anorexic...

**Ernst** · 05-19-2009, 04:03 AM

Someone give that girl a stick of butter to suck on.

There's fit skinny and then there's "omigod she's dying" skinny. Only one is hot.

**KatsMeow** · 05-19-2009, 04:04 AM

she likes snorting reck drugs...thats why she's skinny, it's no big secret in the porn industry

**jbm** · 05-19-2009, 04:05 AM

very unhealthy looking!

**vpchill** · 05-19-2009, 05:16 AM

Goodmorn Whores!

**Ernst** · 05-19-2009, 05:23 AM

Yes, it is.

**vpchill** · 05-19-2009, 05:30 AM

Wsup on that side Ernst?

**Ernst** · 05-19-2009, 05:35 AM

Done with this semester. Got money.

**vpchill** · 05-19-2009, 05:36 AM

Send me some! lol

***D7M*** · 05-19-2009, 05:41 AM

holy fvcking spam this morning!

**Ernst** · 05-19-2009, 05:42 AM

$600 of it goes to supporting the corrupt piece of crap we call a "justice system".

Crooked pieces of shit. I hope they all die.

**Ernst** · 05-19-2009, 05:45 AM

I'd rather do time than pay them.

But they'll always find a way to screw you even more.

**vpchill** · 05-19-2009, 05:45 AM

I hate work. My dream is to one day walk in with a Mac 11 and destroy every computer in here!!

**Ernst** · 05-19-2009, 05:47 AM

Speaking of which the cop who shot an unarmed kid in the back while he was lying on the ground is expected in court today.

I hope they convict his ass of murder. If they don't maybe we'll get lucky and watch Oakland burn to the ground on the evening news a la LA '92.

I'm in a frisky mood today.

**vpchill** · 05-19-2009, 05:47 AM

Yea, Justice Sux.

**Ernst** · 05-19-2009, 05:48 AM

Originally Posted by vpchill

I hate work. My dream is to one day walk in with a Mac 11 and destroy every computer in here!!

What do you do? Professional office drone?

**vpchill** · 05-19-2009, 05:52 AM

Mobile Diagnostics. We do xrays, sonos and all that crap for various RN homes. I sit behind a desk. Decided 4 years ago I wud never lift anything (while working) heavier than a stapler.

**Ernst** · 05-19-2009, 05:53 AM

Not a bad philosophy.

My goal is to not work in contact with the public and make $ doing it.

**vpchill** · 05-19-2009, 05:56 AM

Yea, When I came home (From sleepaway camp) I worked at Kmart and they treated me like a slave. I found this job and now It took me 2 years to become the boss. I have 2 people over me, My Manager and the owner. I always work hard, just cudnt see doing it for $8/hr

**Ernst** · 05-19-2009, 06:00 AM

$8/hr isn't really a living wage.

**Ernst** · 05-19-2009, 06:03 AM

I used to make good money before I went back to school. I was just miserable. High-end restaurant, hospitality, and wine industry pays decent, but you're almost always dealing with entitled pricks. I did get to meet lots of celebs 'cause it's a rich people's game.

**vpchill** · 05-19-2009, 06:04 AM

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

$8/hr isn't really a living wage.

Exactly. I make almost triple that now and the heaviest thing I lift is my gallon of water I keep on my desk. lol

**Ernst** · 05-19-2009, 06:05 AM

Originally Posted by vpchill

Exactly. I make almost triple that now and the heaviest thing I lift is my gallon of water I keep on my desk. lol

And you're next to a gym. Sounds like you have a pretty good gig.

**vpchill** · 05-19-2009, 06:08 AM

Shvt the gym is less than 30yards away. Its not as hardcore as my last gym but I gets the work done. Thats actually the best part of working here. I can shoot to the gym at any time.

**Dukkit** · 05-19-2009, 06:13 AM

EL-OH-VE-EE

is another word that i never learned to pronounce

**Dukkit** · 05-19-2009, 06:14 AM

think ill hit 33,000 posts today

whoohoo

**vpchill** · 05-19-2009, 06:18 AM

You Dirty Whore!

**Ernst** · 05-19-2009, 06:20 AM

Flattery will get you anywhere.

**Dukkit** · 05-19-2009, 06:39 AM

a conversation from last night

some kid - "hey, what are you on?"
me - "uhh. food."
some kid - "no i mean like juice?"
me - "nah i dont drink juice. only a gallon of water a day"

then i walked away.

hahahah

**vpchill** · 05-19-2009, 06:40 AM

You should have told him to say his prayers and eat his vitamins Brother!! He too can be like the Dukkster!

**scibble** · 05-19-2009, 06:41 AM

hey!

got a new phone yet Cap'n D?

**Ernst** · 05-19-2009, 06:41 AM

I tell people I drink lots of raw eggs. That usually kills their interest in whatever my secret is.

**Dukkit** · 05-19-2009, 06:42 AM

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

I used to make good money before I went back to school. I was just miserable. High-end restaurant, hospitality, and wine industry pays decent, but you're almost always dealing with entitled pricks. I did get to meet lots of celebs 'cause it's a rich people's game.

i used to make good money selling drugs
*sigh*

Originally Posted by scibble

hey!

got a new phone yet Cap'n D?

yea yea yea. i got one last fri bro. im good!!

**Dukkit** · 05-19-2009, 06:44 AM

got a training partner tonight for back day

its gonna be on like donkey kong!!

**Ernst** · 05-19-2009, 06:44 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

i used to make good money selling drugs
*sigh*

Me too.

For any law enforcement entities monitoring this I swear that's a joke.

**Ernst** · 05-19-2009, 06:46 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

got a training partner tonight for back day

its gonna be on like donkey kong!!

Someone who will actually show up and work hard?

Last time I got excited to have someone at the gym to work out with he curled the ez bar for 15 minutes and announced that he was done.