'Official Postwhore Thread'

[peachfuzz]

my flipping laptop battery is garbage, it now has to constantly be plugged in.

I'm about to give both of these dogs a benadryl so they leave me alone.

i had to put my dog outside. the damn thing is obsessed with licking my feet and goes completely wild. (much like the females with my man part) when the damn thing started humping my leg i had enough.

[peachfuzz]

So better do school work at the library....

hahaha this is my second year and i couldnt even tell you where the library is. i come to class tem minutes late and i leave 10 minutes early. i dont pass go and i dont collect 200 dollars.

[Ernst]

i had to put my dog outside. the damn thing is obsessed with licking my feet and goes completely wild. (much like the females with my man part) when the damn thing started humping my leg i had enough.

Wow. Your dog is brain damaged.

[KatsMeow]

I've only been on campus twice and I'm a senior

[Ernst]

hahaha this is my second year and i couldnt even tell you where the library is. i come to class tem minutes late and i leave 10 minutes early. i dont pass go and i dont collect 200 dollars.

Oh, so you're "that guy."

I'm the one who leaves at the break, has the maximum # allowable of absences, and still does better than you.

[KatsMeow]

i had to put my dog outside. the damn thing is obsessed with licking my feet and goes completely wild. (much like the females with my man part) when the damn thing started humping my leg i had enough.

LOL, mine will scratch on the door and cry until I let them in. They just need to go to sleep.

[jbm]

kats! benadryl is a cough syrup right?

[KatsMeow]

Oh, so you're "that guy."

I'm the one who leaves at the break, has the maximum # allowable of absences, and still does better than you.

My ADD is too bad to sit in class...I might as well be in outerspace.

[Ernst]

kats! benadryl is a cough syrup right?

Nope, it's an antihistamine (like an allergy medicine). A major side effect is drowsiness.

[KatsMeow]

kats! benadryl is a cough syrup right?

no it's an antihistamine for like allergies and such, it makes you sleepy and you can give it to dogs

[peachfuzz]

I dont have brain damage...

[KatsMeow]

LOL how cute, is it a puppy?

[peachfuzz]

My ADD is too bad to sit in class...I might as well be in outerspace.

then i have no idea how you handle online classes. too much stimuli for me at home. id rather watch pokemon then do my homework. at least in class your kind of forced into doing a little something.

[Ernst]

My ADD is too bad to sit in class...I might as well be in outerspace.

I can't handle it either. I just sort of absorb information Rain Man style while I twitch incessantly, stare at the walls, and write lists of abstract shit.

[peachfuzz]

not anymore. he is fatter now

[KatsMeow]

HaHa, I have to pick a time which is usually around like 3am, take lots of ritalin and do my work in spurts. The ritalin helps a lot, but it's still hard for me to focus on it and you are supposed to read the book and such in order to learn but I still haven't managed to read a book yet.

[Ernst]

I dont have brain damage...

Awww....

I'm trying to convince my roommate to get a Mastiff puppy or something tht will grow to be big and protective so she has some real protection when I'm not around. My 40lb. Dalmatian/Border Collie is a good watchdog, but he's too small to be effective protection. I gave her a gun and showed her how to use it, but I don't think she has it in her.

[jbm]

I have 1 labrador and 3 ASKAL...

[KatsMeow]

not anymore. he is fatter now

LOL, I'm trying to get mine to lose weight one is 76lbs (the female) and my male is around 90lbs...which is way too big for boxers they should be like 50 and 65lbs

[KatsMeow]

Awww....

I'm trying to convince my roommate to get a Mastiff puppy or something tht will grow to be big and protective so she has some real protection when I'm not around. My 40lb. Dalmatian/Border Collie is a good watchdog, but he's too small to be effective protection. I gave her a gun and showed her how to use it, but I don't think she has it in her.

Mastiffs are lazy though, my dogs work good for protection.

[peachfuzz]

here is his buddy barrett

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and here is the best dog in the world. tho my new one is pretty badass too

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[KatsMeow]

Paid programming is the only damn thing on at 4am

[peachfuzz]

LOL, I'm trying to get mine to lose weight one is 76lbs (the female) and my male is around 90lbs...which is way too big for boxers they should be like 50 and 65lbs

i thought it looked like they swallowed a sofa or something...

[KatsMeow]

here is his buddy barrett

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and here is the best dog in the world. tho my new one is pretty badass too

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oh wow, she is pretty

[Ernst]

Mastiffs are lazy though, my dogs work good for protection.

Super lazy. They're like a piece of furniture that eats 10 cups of dog chow daily. Until someone crosses the doorway. Then they're fearless and able protectors.

[KatsMeow]

i thought it looked like they swallowed a sofa or something...

LMAO ... I got in trouble when I took them to the vet. So now they are on diet food and walk around licking the walls acting like I never feed them.

[peachfuzz]

Super lazy. They're like a piece of furniture that eats 10 cups of dog chow daily. Until someone crosses the doorway. Then they're fearless and able protectors.

i have a friend that breeds them. they are lazy but boy are they profitable

[KatsMeow]

I can't handle it either. I just sort of absorb information Rain Man style while I twitch incessantly, stare at the walls, and write lists of abstract shit.

are you a full time student?

[Ernst]

are you a full time student?

Usually, yes. I wasn't this semester, and I quit my job last year. I spent my time whoring, eating, and lifting. You can make a lot of progress when it's your only job.

[KatsMeow]

my babies

[KatsMeow]

Usually, yes. I wasn't this semester, and I quit my job last year. I spent my time whoring, eating, and lifting. You can make a lot of progress when it's your only job.

I quit my job too, but now I started working 1 12hr shift per week so I have a little extra spending money. I just wish my gym wasn't so dang far away, I might think about finding something closer.

[jbm]

My neighbor sells and breeds dogs...

He got Siberian huskies, Pitbulls, english bulldogs, french bulldogs, pugs and dobberman.

what will you buy?

[peachfuzz]

you know kats. they say dogs look alot like their owners

[Ernst]

I'll be full time again in 3 weeks, and I have a job lined up too.

I don't want to do it, but I'm hemorrhaging money, and I really want to get this class out of the damn way.

[KatsMeow]

butthead

[KatsMeow]

gateway timeout BS

[Ernst]

My neighbor sells and breeds dogs...

He got Siberian huskies, Pitbulls, english bulldogs, french bulldogs, pugs and dobberman.

what will you buy?

I don't think I'd buy a dog. There are so many that need rescued.

[peachfuzz]

night whores. this slow ass site is wearing my patience thin. think im going to knock out.

[Ernst]

Later peaches.

[KatsMeow]

site gets so damn slow around this time