'Official Postwhore Thread'

[Chode Logan]

Scibbs don't question me!

[AnimalGear]

Oh man, i could never cheat on my girl b/c i wouldn't want her to cheat on me

[Chode Logan]

All the girls around my age are useless bar-star trash, and base their lives around the values taught by MTV "reality" shows.

I'll just be a sleazebag until I'm old enough to bag up one of those busted down rancid chicks kratos was talking about.

[Chode Logan]

Oh man, i could never cheat on my girl b/c i wouldn't want her to cheat on me

I don't have a girlfriend right now so it's easy for me to say.

If I actually loved the person I wouldn't.

I've been cheated on and cheated on someone, both are horrible feelings. But sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do!

[Dukkit]

Haha that's how my brain works too...it's bad. I was talking to my buddy the other day about maybe getting a girlfriend instead of shunning all the girls after we touch a couple times...

he said "But then you're stuck with just one, it sucks"

Me - "Oh no, I would definitely cheat on her"



I'm tainted goods.

we in the same boat bro

[Kratos]

divide by 2 and add 10 and that should always be the target age of girl you shoot for a relationship with...it's an exact science

[calgarian]

A little piece of my brain just fell out of my ear.

it wasnt brain.......its just dandruff do u ever clean ur ears

I know cause u dont have any brain left.

[scibble]

i dont know what bar-star trash is, cause i dont watch mtv

[calgarian]

we in the same boat bro

i am living it....

[XD40]

ahh its been awhile. this mite hurt.

[Kratos]

All the girls around my age are useless bar-star trash, and base their lives around the values taught by MTV "reality" shows.

I'll just be a sleazebag until I'm old enough to bag up one of those busted down rancid chicks kratos was talking about.

patience my son, we'll all be married to something gross someday. I can't imagine if I got a 50 plus year old pudgy wife and she wants so dick. huh, wtf am I gonna do with you...I want what I saw in the mall earlier today.

[Dukkit]

i am living it....

haha
yes you are sir!

much respect!

[Dukkit]

ahh its been awhile. this mite hurt.

you dirty filthy whore!!

you left us!! you never write! or call!!

its hurts! it hurts us deep down inside

like where our ovaries would be

[Ernst]

patience my son, we'll all be married to something gross someday. I can't imagine if I got a 50 plus year old pudgy wife and she wants so dick. huh, wtf am I gonna do with you...I want what I saw in the mall earlier today.

That's why older men drink gin martinis.

[Kratos]

so for me 29/2 + 10 gives me 24.5
I'll expand to 22-26 to give me some range to work in

[calgarian]

All the girls around my age are useless bar-star trash, and base their lives around the values taught by MTV "reality" shows.
I'll just be a sleazebag until I'm old enough to bag up one of those busted down rancid chicks kratos was talking about.

more reason to fvck them scencelessly.

[XD40]

you dirty filthy whore!!

you left us!! you never write! or call!!

its hurts! it hurts us deep down inside

like where our ovaries would be

haha ya ive been swamped with papers and having a new pup is like having a real baby. shit! the test kicked in yesterday tho

[Chode Logan]

patience my son, we'll all be married to something gross someday. I can't imagine if I got a 50 plus year old pudgy wife and she wants so dick. huh, wtf am I gonna do with you...I want what I saw in the mall earlier today.

yeah that's what I'm saying, when my wife starts looking like a bag of smashed assholes how is my shit supposed to get hard?

[calgarian]

ahh its been awhile. this mite hurt.

not if u lubed ur arse

[Kratos]

if you're 50 tho, who wants to be doing a 45 year old
50/2 + 10 = 35
that's more like it

[Chode Logan]

more reason to fvck them scencelessly.

That's exactly what I do. I'm a dirtbag haha.

[RuhlFreak55]

ohhh the rotty breeder in kansas emailed me back....she said she'll do 1000 for a female.....i want a male though, i'm assuming more expensive. But then i'm like....well what i really want is a cane corso.....so why not just take the extra 800 hit and get one

[calgarian]

yeah that's what I'm saying, when my wife starts looking like a bag of smashed assholes how is my shit supposed to get hard?

thats why neighbours wife u idiot

no matter what ag u r ...always goig to find a chick who is willing to do it for u....

[Chode Logan]

if you're 50 tho, who wants to be doing a 45 year old
50/2 + 10 = 35
that's more like it

If you're unhappy about the results can you divide by 4 instead?

[scibble]

"bag of smashed assholes" -

actually cal, you'd be up for that wouldn't ya ?


hahahahahahaha

[calgarian]

That's exactly what I do. I'm a dirtbag haha.

get a 30-35 yrs old couger who will pay for ur gear...while keep humping these twenkies.....just my take on things

[Kratos]

ohhh the rotty breeder in kansas emailed me back....she said she'll do 1000 for a female.....i want a male though, i'm assuming more expensive. But then i'm like....well what i really want is a cane corso.....so why not just take the extra 800 hit and get one

how many dogs you got? any more than 2 makes your house a smelly zoo. You need a woman not a bitch.

Btw, how do you have 1800 to spend on a creature when you can't pay tuition? I call BS on your money problems, you just wanted something to complain about.

[Chode Logan]

ohhh the rotty breeder in kansas emailed me back....she said she'll do 1000 for a female.....i want a male though, i'm assuming more expensive. But then i'm like....well what i really want is a cane corso.....so why not just take the extra 800 hit and get one

In person do you just want into groups of people and ramble about completely irrelavent personal info aswell? Without so much as a hello?

[calgarian]

"bag of smashed assholes" -

actually cal, you'd be up for that wouldn't ya ?


hahahahahahaha

i cant picture who bad of sashed assholes look like .......hey bit it has ass in it got my attention....

[Chode Logan]

get a 30-35 yrs old couger who will pay for ur gear...while keep humping these twenkies.....just my take on things

You have just summarized my goal in life.

[Kratos]

If you're unhappy about the results can you divide by 4 instead?

nah, you can't question the formula only cheat up or down 10% so you can drop to 31 for 50. If you go to young, you won't be able to stand her and she won't want to be with you. If you go too old she won't be hot to you.

[Reed]

Hey guys I just started working out and was wondering what steroid can I take cause I'm seriously trying to get ripped looking for spring break. I got 5 weeks to look my best

cheers

[calgarian]

You have just summarized my goal in life.

u r not the only one with this goal......

I wonder y dukki cant find someone like that?

[Ernst]

Hey guys I just started working out and was wondering what steroid can I take cause I'm seriously trying to get ripped looking for spring break. I got 5 weeks to look my best

cheers

You forgot to ask where to get them.

[Chode Logan]

Winny is the best fat burning steroid . Take it with hydroxycut and you will be shredded bro.

[calgarian]

Hey guys I just started working out and was wondering what steroid can I take cause I'm seriously trying to get ripped looking for spring break. I got 5 weeks to look my best

cheers

drink winny....start injction of clen in ur ahole and u will be goo to go.....5 weeks u will be ripped

[Reed]

Oh yeah and can you scam me till my pockets run empty. Cheers for the info Logan

[calgarian]

You forgot to ask where to get them.

+2

I have unliimited supply...fork over the money

[RuhlFreak55]

how many dogs you got? any more than 2 makes your house a smelly zoo. You need a woman not a bitch.

Btw, how do you have 1800 to spend on a creature when you can't pay tuition? I call BS on your money problems, you just wanted something to complain about.

i don't have any here at school......

and the money problem is absolved for the most part....i dropped to 9 hours for the semester and am getting a job. Hence i can afford a doggy

[calgarian]

how many dogs you got? any more than 2 makes your house a smelly zoo. You need a woman not a bitch.

Btw, how do you have 1800 to spend on a creature when you can't pay tuition? I call BS on your money problems, you just wanted something to complain about.

i think he was doing a bitch already

it took u that long to figure it out?