'Official Postwhore Thread'

**scibble** · 02-18-2009, 11:45 AM

dukkit, no fair i missed the pics

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now if you gonna differentiate, then I guess my wifey is a flooder. i like it. it's steaming hot when it comes out, like having sex and a hot oil massage all in one!

**Dukkit** · 02-18-2009, 11:45 AM

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

But what about these girls in their 20's or whatever who have supposedly never had one? I mean, come on. Just call me ladies (if you're cute), we can work through this together.

with my supervision of course

hahaha

**Dukkit** · 02-18-2009, 11:46 AM

Originally Posted by scibble

dukkit, no fair i missed the pics

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now if you gonna differentiate, then I guess my wifey is a flooder. i like it. it's steaming hot when it comes out, like having sex and a hot oil massage all in one!

whoops
ill have to post em again soon for ya

lol

**AnimalGear** · 02-18-2009, 11:47 AM

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

What is there to organize? Didn't you already have one sorted for your cycle? New goal set?

Yea i have one set, but i guess i'm just sick of microwaving pork steak three times a day, i just wish i could find a way to spice it up

and when i eat my shit like pork and oats/rice i take wayy too long to actually sit there and eat it since it's dificult to really enjoy that stuff

but that's just the nature of the games, ain't it

**Reed** · 02-18-2009, 11:47 AM

Thats why I gonna holla holla. Holla Holla. Holla Holla at you girl

**Chode Logan** · 02-18-2009, 11:47 AM

Sup dirtballs

**Dukkit** · 02-18-2009, 11:48 AM

sup reed

**Kratos** · 02-18-2009, 11:48 AM

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

But what about these girls in their 20's or whatever who have supposedly never had one? I mean, come on. Just call me ladies (if you're cute), we can work through this together.

been there fixed that
munch their box after you get her real wet with some gentle foreplay

**scibble** · 02-18-2009, 11:49 AM

dukkit,

my training partner is like half-dukkit.
loves to go out

should be good for me !

**scibble** · 02-18-2009, 11:50 AM

Originally Posted by Chode Logan

Sup dirtballs

hey booger-dingle !

how you doin?

**Kratos** · 02-18-2009, 11:51 AM

If you give a girl her first orgasm she becomes your own malleable little pet mouse

**Dukkit** · 02-18-2009, 11:52 AM

Originally Posted by scibble

dukkit,

my training partner is like half-dukkit.
loves to go out

should be good for me !

go out like what?

remember i dont go to bars and such

but i do, do things. bookstores, movies, pool halls, bowling (great to pick up 16 y/o's) parades, exhibits, shows, concerts, etc

and like that link i sent you scibble.. theres gonna be mad girls there and all drinkin at 8 in the morning into the day

ripe pickins

**Chode Logan** · 02-18-2009, 11:52 AM

I'm doing good scibbs, just eating my eggs and oatmeal, and drinking a gigantic cup of coffee. AROUGH

Sup in here?

**Reed** · 02-18-2009, 11:52 AM

Sup sup connection is slooooow for me today

**Chode Logan** · 02-18-2009, 11:53 AM

Originally Posted by Kratos

If you give a girl her first orgasm she becomes your own malleable little pet mouse

Give her her first black eye and she'll be even more loyal.

**scibble** · 02-18-2009, 11:54 AM

that's why the term "half-dukkit"

there are very few full-blooded dukkit's

but he like to go to clubs and put the moves on

**Dukkit** · 02-18-2009, 11:54 AM

Originally Posted by Chode Logan

Give her her first black eye and she'll be even more loyal.

do her first sister and she'll chase you round the house with knife

i know first hand

**AnimalGear** · 02-18-2009, 11:54 AM

I love teenagers and young 20's orgasiming....it's so hot and wet and tight and they make the cutest lil noises as they squirm

**scibble** · 02-18-2009, 11:55 AM

actually, he interested in learning so I'm getting him to start reading this board.

**Dukkit** · 02-18-2009, 11:55 AM

Originally Posted by scibble

that's why the term "half-dukkit"

there are very few full-blooded dukkit's

but he like to go to clubs and put the moves on

gotcha, well thats cool

**Chode Logan** · 02-18-2009, 11:55 AM

Ahh the ole sibling toss, a favourite of mine.

**Dukkit** · 02-18-2009, 11:55 AM

Originally Posted by scibble

actually, he interested in learning so I'm getting him to start reading this board.

thats who you were supposed to text the link to last night.. but accidently sent to me..

lol

**Chode Logan** · 02-18-2009, 11:56 AM

Originally Posted by AnimalGear

I love teenagers and young 20's orgasiming....it's so hot and wet and tight and they make the cutest lil noises as they squirm

Yeah I'm a pedo too. Except I'm a young lad myself so it's 30% socially acceptable.

**Dukkit** · 02-18-2009, 11:57 AM

Originally Posted by Chode Logan

Ahh the ole sibling toss, a favourite of mine.

on chick i dated.. i banged 2 of her cousins... and i was tryin to do the one cousins sister... sooo hot

but failed.. lol

**Kratos** · 02-18-2009, 11:57 AM

Originally Posted by AnimalGear

I love teenagers and young 20's orgasiming....it's so hot and wet and tight and they make the cutest lil noises as they squirm

none of that really changes past young 20's but you wouldn't know about that. They just get fat or busted or less hot often as they get older.

**Chode Logan** · 02-18-2009, 11:57 AM

What board?

**scibble** · 02-18-2009, 11:57 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

thats who you were supposed to text the link to last night.. but accidently sent to me..

lol

that's right

he asking me all bout the juice. this be the place

**scibble** · 02-18-2009, 11:58 AM

Originally Posted by Chode Logan

What board?

these forums

**scibble** · 02-18-2009, 11:58 AM

and he 's pretty big all natty, three years training

**Chode Logan** · 02-18-2009, 11:59 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

on chick i dated.. i banged 2 of her cousins... and i was tryin to do the one cousins sister... sooo hot

but failed.. lol

I was doing some girl back in the day, she had a boyfriend. I then face-f*cked her young teenage sister, but the girl I was seeing couldn't really get mad cause she had a boyfriend and was a whore so she kept doing me and it created some awesome triangle of jealousy and deceit.

I watched in the background over months as it unfolded

**Dukkit** · 02-18-2009, 11:59 AM

Originally Posted by Kratos

none of that really changes past young 20's but you wouldn't know about that. They just get fat or busted or less hot often as they get older.

thats why you gotta find a chick who knows how to take care of themselves into the future

or just keep finding young bitches till you die

lol

**Chode Logan** · 02-18-2009, 12:00 PM

Originally Posted by scibble

these forums

A little piece of my brain just fell out of my ear.

**Dukkit** · 02-18-2009, 12:00 PM

Originally Posted by Chode Logan

I was doing some girl back in the day, she had a boyfriend. I then face-f*cked her young teenage sister, but the girl I was seeing couldn't really get mad cause she had a boyfriend and was a whore so she kept doing me and it created some awesome triangle of jealousy and deceit.

I watched in the background over months as it unfolded

sounds perfect

**scibble** · 02-18-2009, 12:01 PM

sounds fun!!!

mmm...triangle of jealousy and deceit...doesn't get much better...hehehe

**Chode Logan** · 02-18-2009, 12:01 PM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

thats why you gotta find a chick who knows how to take care of themselves into the future

or just keep finding young bitches till you die

lol

door number 2 is the winner in this case.

**Dukkit** · 02-18-2009, 12:02 PM

Originally Posted by Chode Logan

door number 2 is the winner in this case.

thats what im contemplating

or at least findin a woman to settle with... then always keep a mistress

**AnimalGear** · 02-18-2009, 12:02 PM

Originally Posted by Kratos

none of that really changes past young 20's but you wouldn't know about that. They just get fat or busted or less hot often as they get older.

BAHAHAHAHA Ooooooh fantastic....i can't wait to look forward to that

**Chode Logan** · 02-18-2009, 12:02 PM

Yeah I like whipping up cocktails of vaginal anarchy, using my dick to stir the pot.

**scibble** · 02-18-2009, 12:02 PM

Originally Posted by Chode Logan

A little piece of my brain just fell out of my ear.

watchu talkin bout simian-willis?

**Chode Logan** · 02-18-2009, 12:05 PM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

thats what im contemplating

or at least findin a woman to settle with... then always keep a mistress

Haha that's how my brain works too...it's bad. I was talking to my buddy the other day about maybe getting a girlfriend instead of shunning all the girls after we touch a couple times...

he said "But then you're stuck with just one, it sucks"

Me - "Oh no, I would definitely cheat on her"

I'm tainted goods.