'Official Postwhore Thread'

[RuhlFreak55]

hell yeah, i'd get a headset and tune in from the gym every morning during my cardio, i'm sure i'd get lots of weird looks at my gym walking with a headset and talking about gear and shit, lol, but i'd do it anyways

i'd just have to watch for the 3 state troopers that go there in the morning

they'd prolly want a hookup lol.....or they're on already and just nab stuff from the evidence locker

[Dukkit]

id be at the gym crackin the fukk up listening to the show

and i mean... between ppl on this site... we can give out so much info...

we have doctors, trainers, dieticians, pros, mechanics, everything on this site

the show would be able to cover all bases

[Ernst]

hell yeah, i'd get a headset and tune in from the gym every morning during my cardio, i'm sure i'd get lots of weird looks at my gym walking with a headset and talking about gear and shit, lol, but i'd do it anyways

i'd just have to watch for the 3 state troopers that go there in the morning

Gear, sex, women, sex, working out, sex, diet, sex, women... you know, cover all the really important stuff.

[Dukkit]

and of course... the show would have plenty of raunchy sex talk and good natured humor

hahahah

[Dukkit]

Gear, sex, women, sex, working out, sex, diet, sex, women... you know, cover all the really important stuff.

"The Real Talk, with Dukkit and Friends"

hahahahah

[Dukkit]

so dukki did legs last night

and my back felt fine

so im excited. time to hit the gym hard again

[Phate]

Gear, sex, women, sex, working out, sex, diet, sex, women... you know, cover all the really important stuff.

LMAO, we'd be in the middle of a debate about women and sex and i'd probably do something like walk up to a girl and be like, "can i get your opinion on something? do you prefer anal or normal sex, my friends and are are split and we need a woman's opinion? SLAP!!!!!!! "you heard it here folks. Next broadcase we'll be examining lesbians and why they hate men"

[Dukkit]

LMAO, we'd be in the middle of a debate about women and sex and i'd probably do something like walk up to a girl and be like, "can i get your opinion on something? do you prefer anal or normal sex, my friends and are are split and we need a woman's opinion? SLAP!!!!!!! "you heard it here folks. Next broadcase we'll be examining lesbians and why they hate men"

oh man!!!

hahaha

and we'd have hot interns and make them do crazy pranks and stunts!!!

lol

[Ernst]

Send Rühl to a dog park dressed in nothing but peanut butter...

[Ernst]

Then we can all appreciate the irony when his balls are bitten off by a pit bull named "Kate".

[Phate]

Then we can all appreciate the irony when his balls are bitten off by a pit bull named "Kate".

LMAO

oh shit, i just fell out of my chair laughing

[Dukkit]

we'd give out gear as prizes

lol

like if you want 20ml of test e... come in and we'll have ruhl tea bag you

[RuhlFreak55]

hehe GM and Chrysler are gonna go bankrupt and leave ford to rule the roost

[Dukkit]

Then we can all appreciate the irony when his balls are bitten off by a pit bull named "Kate".

thats fukkin great!!

hahahahaha

poor ruhl

hahahahaha

[RuhlFreak55]

Then we can all appreciate the irony when his balls are bitten off by a pit bull named "Kate".

are you implying she took my balls? *sigh*

[Dukkit]

or we'll all shave our pubes and make an intern walk around town askin ppl questions with the pubes glued on as a mustache

[Ernst]

I need a good ugl sponsor

Don't you?

[RuhlFreak55]

we'd give out gear as prizes

lol

like if you want 20ml of test e... come in and we'll have ruhl tea bag you

why am i the bud of all these jokes.....

[Phate]

why am i the bud of all these jokes.....

cause you're ruhl

[Dukkit]

I need a good ugl sponsor

Don't you?

can never have enough sponsers

lol

[Dukkit]

cause you're ruhl

i do concur

[Dukkit]

Phate will be our Roving Microphone

"the man about town" if you will

[Ernst]

why am i the bud of all these jokes.....

It's only funny when someone unwilling is forced to do it. The rest of have the maturity level of a drunken frat pledge and would cheerfully teabag sluts wearing a pube 'stache.

[RuhlFreak55]

[Dukkit]

It's only funny when someone unwilling is forced to do it. The rest of have the maturity level of a drunken frat pledge and would cheerfully teabag sluts wearing a pube 'stache.

basically.... thats the honest to gods truth son!!

[Phate]

Phate will be our Roving Microphone

"the man about town" if you will

sounds good to me, that's what college is for, lots of random people to ask stupid questions to

[RuhlFreak55]

VICTORY IS MINE!!!!

[scibble]

you can make an internet broadcast. a lot easier than trying to get into the airwave bizness.

(was gonna sleep, but turned it into "take advantage of sleepy woman" time, nyuk nyuk nyuk)

[Ernst]

See if you can't get enough signatures to "end womens' suffrage". I know it's been done, but I'd really like to see a bunch of dumb sluts actually pass a measure to keep themselves from voting.

[Dukkit]

sounds good to me, that's what college is for, lots of random people to ask stupid questions to

exactly, do what needs to be done bro!

you can make an internet broadcast. a lot easier than trying to get into the airwave bizness.

(was gonna sleep, but turned it into "take advantage of sleepy woman" time, nyuk nyuk nyuk)

sounds good. both the internet idea and the sleepy woman time

See if you can't get enough signatures to "end womens' suffrage". I know it's been done, but I'd really like to see a bunch of dumb sluts actually pass a measure to keep themselves from voting.

hahah

[scibble]

another name option for radio show:

the morning Fukkit with Dukkit

[Ernst]

So I'm thinking...

-Aromasin
-Proviron
-Clomid
-Nolva
-Bromo
-Caber
-Adex
-Letro
-Dbol
-Drol
-Winny tabs
-Test E
-Tren E
-Cialis
-Hcg

What else do I want.....

I'd like to try a prop/ace/mast cycle sometime too. What a good lookin' combo that is.

[Ernst]

another name option for radio show:

the morning Fukkit with Dukkit

"Tune in and find out if your girl is cheating on you with dukkit."

Really, you can't afford NOT to tune in.

[Dukkit]

"Tune in and find out if your girl is cheating on you with dukkit."

Really, you can't afford NOT to tune in.

hahah

oh man

id have alot of enemies

shit

[scibble]

Quiz found in Men's World Magazine

Is Dukkit sleeping with your girl? Take this quiz to find out!
score one point for each yes answer:

1. Is she under 300 pounds?

2. Is she under 5 feet 4 inches?

3. Does she live east of the Mississippi River?

tally and answer:

if you scored:

3 pts, then he's slept with her and has had several children....

before you got together.

2 pts, most def. YES. Look closer at the UPS man that's been dropping too many packages off as you leave to work each day.

1 pt. sorry dude. It's probably a done deal

0 pt. whew! that's a relief. we'll give you a 50-50 chance.

[Ernst]

I feel like doing a guido workout. Bi's for a half-hour followed by protein shakes and pepperoni pizza.

[Ernst]

Quiz found in Men's World Magazine

Is Dukkit sleeping with your girl? Take this quiz to find out!
score one point for each yes answer:

1. Is she under 300 pounds?

2. Is she under 5 feet 4 inches?

3. Does she live east of the Mississippi River?

tally and answer:

if you scored:

3 pts, then he's slept with her and has had several children....

before you got together.

2 pts, most def. YES. Look closer at the UPS man that's been dropping too many packages off as you leave to work each day.

1 pt. sorry dude. It's probably a done deal

0 pt. whew! that's a relief. we'll give you a 50-50 chance.

Nice.

[Dukkit]

scibble... thats some funny shit

too bad its true

at least on the eastern sea board.

[Dukkit]

I feel like doing a guido workout. Bi's for a half-hour followed by protein shakes and pepperoni pizza.

dont do it! for the sake of body builders everywhere!! please nooo!!
lol

[Ernst]

I'm monogamous. Like scibble. But by choice.