'Official Postwhore Thread'

[peachfuzz]

i look good naked

DSM says this statement is FALSE.

[Kratos]

all i do is lay around and take steroids

you and me both buddy

[scibble]

you hear me reed???!!!

i want a piece o your GIRL

NOW!

[RuhlFreak55]

so what does your shit box have to do with the price of tea in china? tell her to ride her vagina over to your place in her ride. You stuff it, then her vagina goes home.

that doesn't seem to be an option again in the short run here....

[RuhlFreak55]

you hear me reed???!!!

i want a piece o your GIRL

NOW!

excuse me sir....i'm going to have to ask you to calm down....you're riling the chickens

[Ernst]

He wants me to give him some juice . I said okay, but you can't drink, can't smoke, can't take pills, etc. You have to follow the workout plan and diet I detail for you. Now he's decided he doesn't want them after all. Now that's dedication!

Sorry. Had to vent.

[scibble]

so what does your shit box have to do with the price of tea in china? tell her to ride her vagina over to your place in her ride. You stuff it, then her vagina goes home.

really, I dont see the problem

(hmmm.... the bun is on this table and the burger in on the counter over there. the bun does not fly through the air and land on the burger, what shall I do?)

[Reed]

dang listen to you scibble packaged and shipped your way

YOu are right fuzz all i do is lay around and eat steaks, take roids, and be gross fat.

[Kratos]

that doesn't seem to be an option again in the short run here....

that's cause you didn't make her squeel like a pigglet
so, you're on the lower tier of bootay call
she'll take it if you do all the leg work
mean time she's looking for another muscle boy
you damn disapointment
course she says you were great in case she wants it at her convenience

[RuhlFreak55]

really, I dont see the problem

(hmmm.... the bun is on this table and the burger in on the counter over there. the bun does not fly through the air and land on the burger, what shall I do?)

Confucius say what?

[scibble]

that doesn't seem to be an option again in the short run here....

if she loves that cock she'll find a way...

if not then she aint too hongry

[Kratos]

He wants me to give him some juice . I said okay, but you can't drink, can't smoke, can't take pills, etc. You have to follow the workout plan and diet I detail for you. Now he's decided he doesn't want them after all. Now that's dedication!

Sorry. Had to vent.

I never bother to try and reform fatties except my brothers

[RuhlFreak55]

that's cause you didn't make her squeel like a pigglet
so, you're on the lower tier of bootay call
she'll take it if you do all the leg work
mean time she's looking for another muscle boy
you damn disapointment
course she says you were great in case she wants it at her convenience

you are aware there are 1.5-2 hour drives each way involved in this endeavor right???? she can't exactly disappear for half a day and then just say she went shopping or something

[peachfuzz]

dang listen to you scibble packaged and shipped your way

YOu are right fuzz all i do is lay around and eat steaks, take roids, and be gross fat.

you cant just take steroids and grow Reed. you have to workout, diet and rest properly.

and im always right.

[Reed]

and that sirloin steak was delicious by the way marinated super hard

[RuhlFreak55]

if she loves that cock she'll find a way...

if not then she aint too hongry

i think she'll find a way.....she dirty texted me practically all day

[Ernst]

you cant just take steroids and grow Reed. you have to workout, diet and rest properly.

and im always right.

Nuh-uh. You just take more steroids to make up for the lack of diet and exercise.

[Kratos]

you are aware there are 1.5-2 hour drives each way involved in this endeavor right???? she can't exactly disappear for half a day and then just say she went shopping or something

and I drove 8 hours to montreal once to get a hooker, what's your point?

[peachfuzz]

you are aware there are 1.5-2 hour drives each way involved in this endeavor right???? she can't exactly disappear for half a day and then just say she went shopping or something

so meet her half way. bang her somewhere right quick. and drive home.

[scibble]

you are aware there are 1.5-2 hour drives each way involved in this endeavor right???? she can't exactly disappear for half a day and then just say she went shopping or something

meet halfway

[Kratos]

i think she'll find a way.....she dirty texted me practically all day

if you respond and act like putty in her hands...you're fuct

[RuhlFreak55]

and I drove 8 hours to montreal once to get a hooker, what's your point?

point is it's harder for her to make that drive than you might think....she does have 3 teenage daughters afterall...well 2 at least are teens

[peachfuzz]

meet halfway

or borrow a car so you dont have to ride your bike and just pick her up and take her back to your place.

[RuhlFreak55]

so meet her half way. bang her somewhere right quick. and drive home.

meet halfway

i believe this is the plan......

[scibble]

and I drove 8 hours to montreal once to get a hooker, what's your point?

that's pretty far to drive...

so meet her half way. bang her somewhere right quick. and drive home.

peach and I think similarly

[RuhlFreak55]

well whores....regardless i'm off to bed.....ernst i expect you to be here at 5 when i get up like the insomniac you are.

[Reed]

you cant just take steroids and grow Reed. you have to workout, diet and rest properly.

and im always right.

listen here fuzz. I'm the freaks of freaks I workout 4x a week real quick, eat twizlers, candy, steak, anything maybe 2-3 meals a day and just grow like a mad man. I have a gene that blocks myostatin fuzz ahaha

[peachfuzz]

i believe this is the plan......

make a video please

[Kratos]

point is it's harder for her to make that drive than you might think....she does have 3 teenage daughters afterall...well 2 at least are teens

tell her to bring em

[Ernst]

if you respond and act like putty in her hands...you're fuct

Yep... reply several hours later with "What the fcuk, bitch? Stop texting and get on my dick."

[Kratos]

that's pretty far to drive...

It was a weekend get away. I went with some friends. We all decided if we struck out at the bars we'd hook it.

[scibble]

tell her to bring em

i'll be arriving on united flight #320 after i finish with Ern's roomie and Reed's girl. Please pick me up.

[scibble]

It was a weekend get away. I went with some friends. We all decided if we struck out at the bars we'd hook it.

ahhh,

i did that once.

visited fraternity bros in Toronto, coming from Cleveland. Partied hard.
Did "knives" on the stove.

[Reed]

Would you like to see more of my collections of lovers scibble

[peachfuzz]

listen here fuzz. I'm the freaks of freaks I workout 4x a week real quick, eat twizlers, candy, steak, anything maybe 2-3 meals a day and just grow like a mad man. I have a gene that blocks myostatin fuzz ahaha

im on the all mcdonalds and alcohol diet. i read in a magazine that its good to trick your muscles. you put on like 85% more muscle this way. that and i think im gonna hop on some dbol and get HUGE!

[scibble]

Would you like to see more of my collections of lovers scibble

sure reedy!

[Ernst]

Would you like to see more of my collections of lovers scibble

Yes he would, preferably naked.

[scibble]

im on the all mcdonalds and alcohol diet.

i am eating mcdonald's RIGHT now

then I am going out for a beer.

ahahaha

(so shoot me)

[scibble]

Yes he would, preferably naked.

yes, as I mentioned, just got my estro levels in check

and I am ragin' for some *****

[Reed]

im on the all mcdonalds and alcohol diet. i read in a magazine that its good to trick your muscles. you put on like 85% more muscle this way. that and i think im gonna hop on some dbol and get HUGE!

well you gotta have the alcohol in there at the beginning to get the jumpstart gains. I did that and got up to 200lbs before they say to drop the alcohol and start taking off like some sort of Olympia freak but you wanna keep the MickeyD's in there as its a important part of your carefully planned offseason then you just do the dbol for 15 weeks, come off then do it again