'Official Postwhore Thread'

[Ernst]

wtf, it must be 7:30 am there and you're eating steak? what are you a millionaire?

Working on it. Gotta keep the dream alive, you know?

[Ernst]

Hopefully I'll be getting a new (old) FBI issue .38 snubby here soon. I want one bad. But not bad enough to pay a lot for it. My friend apparently has one he'll sell me for $100? Another friend told me he had it... I'm going to call today and see if I can get it.

[Kratos]

oh snap, teacher chick just called me back from last night. I figured she'd be in school all day and was pissed I cxled on her for this past weekend. I didn't answer. I'll see if I can roll that into something for the weekend.

[Kratos]

one thing about teacher chick is for a small thin girl I find her voice to be a little deep

[Dukkit]

I like psych chick honestly and I only like to date one girl at a time. Until I know what's happening there for sure, I'm not gonna wait around. I tried calling the teacher chick up before bank, I canceled with her for the weekend. She didn't answer, maybe she's mad at me, so I went to the next slot on the list.

oh snap, teacher chick just called me back from last night. I figured she'd be in school all day and was pissed I cxled on her for this past weekend. I didn't answer. I'll see if I can roll that into something for the weekend.

oh shit... kratos's got game!!!

[Kratos]

but then again I'm pretty hyper critical of girls, no wonder they're all so fuct up with no self esteem. If all guys were as bad as me girls would be extinct, they'd suicide right after puberty.

[Ernst]

one thing about teacher chick is for a small thin girl I find her voice to be a little deep

Deep like 1-900 number sexy deep, or deep like she's been stealing my dbol deep?

[Dukkit]

one thing about teacher chick is for a small thin girl I find her voice to be a little deep

ahah

yeah thats weird

she smoke?

[Kratos]

ahah

yeah thats weird

she smoke?

no, no smoking that I know of

[Kratos]

Deep like 1-900 number sexy deep, or deep like she's been stealing my dbol deep?

deep like a chick who plays basket ball and is 6'2''
except this girl is 5'5'' and 100 pounds so it's a bit of a mis-match.

[Kratos]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rH0Tdxybvic

sounds kinda like this, hahaha jk

[Ernst]

deep like a chick who plays basket ball and is 6'2''
except this girl is 5'5'' and 100 pounds so it's a bit of a mis-match.

[Dukkit]

deep like a chick who plays basket ball and is 6'2''
except this girl is 5'5'' and 100 pounds so it's a bit of a mis-match.

oh thats rough

that would def bother me for a bit, till i dropped her off the list

lol

[Ernst]

One of my ex's was a voice-over actress. She sounded like a little girl. It was sorta pervy, too, 'cause she'd talk dirty in the sack.

[Dukkit]

i remember i dropped a chick cuz she always said dude

and another i dropped cuz she always drank diet pepsi and she always tasted like it when we kissed.... ew

[Kratos]

oh thats rough

that would def bother me for a bit, till i dropped her off the list

lol

yeah, it will most likely keep her from reaching the top of the list. But, I'd bet most guys wouldn't notice, and it isn't all that bad.

[Dukkit]

i think im gonna ask cafe chick out today

she actually works in the cafe at the bookstore. super cute and sweet. a lil older then me. maybe late 20s

shes so nice though. i feel guilty if i do get to hang out with her. lol

[Dukkit]

yeah, it will most likely keep her from reaching the top of the list. But, I'd bet most guys wouldn't notice, and it isn't all that bad.

id notice... im picky... but only after i have sex with them. like im picky about them

but after i have sex with them... i get really picky...

so i think its a defense mechanism for me.... i fukk em. then deep down i wanna get rid of them so my mind goes into overdrive and i nit pick about them till i convince myself to cut them off

[Ernst]

Someday dukkit is going to fall hard for some religious girl who won't give it up 'til marriage.

[Kratos]

i think im gonna ask cafe chick out today

she actually works in the cafe at the bookstore. super cute and sweet. a lil older then me. maybe late 20s

shes so nice though. i feel guilty if i do get to hang out with her. lol

single nice girls in their late 20's often suffer from baby fevor

[Dukkit]

Someday dukkit is going to fall hard for some religious girl who won't give it up 'til marriage.

haha
that would be the death of me. no church for dukki, and no waiting more then a week for nookie. lol

i have morals! god!

single nice girls in their late 20's often suffer from baby fevor

im cool with that

[Dukkit]

the mom chick who lives 2 hours away is a big religous girl

but she gave it up within 3 hours of meeting her

though she goes to church every sunday.. and asked me to go..

i laughed and said.. uh no.

[Ernst]

The holy water! It burns!

[Dukkit]

whats that passage from the bible that Samuel L Jackson recites in Pulp Fiction?

something about furious vengence and anger or something. lol

[Ernst]

Ezekiel 25:17

[Ernst]

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."

[Kratos]

my parents made me go to church as a kid...my mom is horrified at my total denial of religion.

[Kratos]

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."

I take that to mean, don't use religion to make a profit or I'll fvck you up.

[Voland]

hey, what is going on!

[Ernst]

hey, what is going on!

That pic is awesome.

[RuhlFreak55]

whoot studying applied analysis

[Ernst]

my parents made me go to church as a kid...my mom is horrified at my total denial of religion.

What kind of church?

My dad was Catholic, my mother Protestant. I got to go to both.

[Kratos]

whoot studying applied analysis

hey ruhl, you love kate...that should end any train of thought you had going for studying

[Kratos]

What kind of church?

My dad was Catholic, my mother Protestant. I got to go to both.

I'm a WASP

[Dukkit]

hey ruhl, you love kate...that should end any train of thought you had going for studying

oh fukk!!

thats some funny shit right there!! hahaahha

[Ernst]

I'm a WASP

Ah... Episcopalian? My mother's side defines "WASP".

[Kratos]

I couldn't date a churchie

[Dukkit]

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."

thats the one

[RuhlFreak55]

hey ruhl, you love kate...that should end any train of thought you had going for studying

how can teasing about my ridiculous feelings for that girl possibly help

[Voland]

bah, Pagans Prevail!!!