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  1. 02-23-2009, 11:34 AM #131001
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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    ask her some question with some yiddish thing hahahah

    mention that you had the BEST brisket last week....

    say, "don't you hate when your parents try to push you to marry within your religion?"

    that kind of shit LOL

    (that actually sounds like some kind of Seinfeld routine)

    Or tell her, Are You jewsih? I gotta know cos i don't date jews...
    (fire in her eyes)
    I got ya! it was a joke! hahaha
    (she slaps you).

    That should work.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    awe, baby ruhl
    you sir are very confused....i was an angelic little dude with my white mullet and icey blue eyes
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    Quote Originally Posted by MAD MATT View Post
    Dennis Rodman !!! my god, you've gone too far !!!! LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    you sir are very confused....i was an angelic little dude with my white mullet and icey blue eyes
    cause when I think of angels the first thing that comes to mind is a mullet
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    Quote Originally Posted by Voland View Post
    Or tell her, Are You jewsih? I gotta know cos i don't date jews...
    (fire in her eyes)
    I got ya! it was a joke! hahaha
    (she slaps you).

    That should work.
    nope, that's the ignoramous Spanish peasant version,

    favored in Spain, Italy and Germany
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    wow i'm scared, our fraternity might be in a lot of trouble

    the president of our chapter got a call this morning from a paralegal working for a trial law firm in minneapolis, asking for our grand chapter's address. This only really happens when somebody wants to sue somebody or **** them over in other ways...


    shit
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    ive found that the 4-5 jewish girls ive dated.... all had a certain musk about them.

    it wasnt a bad musk. but i associated it with jewish-ness. lol

    kinda like how Indians all smell like curry

    hah
    What is a "musk"?

    I've never been with a jewish girl. How come?
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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    you sir are very confused....i was an angelic little dude with my white mullet and icey blue eyes
    Trailer park angels...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    cause when I think of angels the first thing that comes to mind is a mullet
    true, assuming the angels you are thinking of are hells angels.
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    One thing I didn't like about bank chick 2 is she's a big Kayne West fan and likes to date black guys as well as white guys but no other race.

    It means she's seen some big penis in her day.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    ive found that the 4-5 jewish girls ive dated.... all had a certain musk about them.

    it wasnt a bad musk. but i associated it with jewish-ness. lol

    kinda like how Indians all smell like curry

    hah
    An Indian girl I dated was the best lay I've ever had in my life. Her parents hated her dating a good ol' white boy. She worked as Pocahontas at Disney in Orlando for an internship. Smokin' hot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MAD MATT View Post
    ewwwwww she looks like she could eat me
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    One thing I didn't like about bank chick 2 is she's a big Kayne West fan and likes to date black guys as well as white guys but no other race.

    It means she's seen some big penis in her day.
    i HATE kanye west fans.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Voland View Post
    What is a "musk"?

    I've never been with a jewish girl. How come?
    maybe caus you killed and exiled them???

    could be a contributing factor, duh?
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    hey guys!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MAD MATT View Post
    This one is for ruhly. This girl has probaby the best eyes ever. Also she can beat your ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    I was too drunk to smell anything except to booz on my breath
    deep huff next time

    haha
    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    One thing I didn't like about bank chick 2 is she's a big Kayne West fan and likes to date black guys as well as white guys but no other race.

    It means she's seen some big penis in her day.
    haha. ive dated a few girls that had been with black guys.

    never any problems
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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    maybe caus you killed and exiled them???

    could be a contributing factor, duh?
    Little hostility from the guy whose people were killed and exiled...
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    Quote Originally Posted by KatsMeow View Post
    hey guys!
    whats cookin good lookin?
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    Hey kats!!! how are ya?
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    No one can say this girl isnt hot?? She's stunning and im being serious...

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    Quote Originally Posted by MAD MATT View Post
    No one can say this girl isnt hot?? She's stunning and im being serious...

    mmmm. u dont even wanna know the things i would do to that girl
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    Quote Originally Posted by Voland View Post
    This one is for ruhly. This girl has probaby the best eyes ever. Also she can beat your ass.

    nice eyes but too manish, no thanks
    where did her tits go, she's got pecks not breastescess
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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    nope, that's the ignoramous Spanish peasant version,

    favored in Spain, Italy and Germany
    In Italy too?
    Italians are probably the dudes who could care less where a girl is from. They with bang a broom, a cyborg, anything.
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    That's a man, dude.
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    I'm good, I have 4 papers to write today, so I'm getting on that. I had 6 papers due today but I already finished 2.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MAD MATT View Post
    No one can say this girl isnt hot?? She's stunning and im being serious...

    ummmmm no. She could probably crack walnuts with her vag
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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    maybe caus you killed and exiled them???

    could be a contributing factor, duh?
    I believe by that time i wasn't born.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MAD MATT View Post
    No one can say this girl isnt hot?? She's stunning and im being serious...

    not interested, not hot to me
    it's a man baby
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    One thing I didn't like about bank chick 2 is she's a big Kayne West fan and likes to date black guys as well as white guys but no other race.

    It means she's seen some big penis in her day.
    I understand that.
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    F my diet. I'm going to Subway. Five. Five dollar. Five dollar fooootloooonnng. Maybe even get two. peace out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AnimalGear View Post
    ummmmm no. She could probably crack walnuts with her vag
    If she coughs it's over for ya.
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    Quote Originally Posted by StoneGRMI View Post
    F my diet. I'm going to Subway. Five. Five dollar. Five dollar fooootloooonnng. Maybe even get two. peace out.
    fatty!
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    uh, Kats is in da camp. hello!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Voland View Post
    I believe by that time i wasn't born.
    yeah, i was not born when that banker screwed over that peasant's great great grand father.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KatsMeow View Post
    I'm good, I have 4 papers to write today, so I'm getting on that. I had 6 papers due today but I already finished 2.
    use google books. you can have a 30 book bibliography without even getting off your ass. i recommend it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MAD MATT View Post
    No one can say this girl isnt hot?? She's stunning and im being serious...
    i'd recommend editing out this photo, along with the three times quoted version, just cause the mods may realize it's breaking the rules....
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    bank chick 2 nicknamed me gun show lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    yeah, i was not born when that banker screwed over that peasant's great great grand father.
    Are you sure?. Yu are almost as old as Kratos...

    j/k
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    bank chick 2 nicknamed me gun show lol
    speaking oh which. My most frequent nickname now is vampire or goth.
    Because of my permanent purple eyelids. Thats vampiric.
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