'Official Postwhore Thread'

**Kratos** · 02-23-2009, 01:26 PM

Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55

hmmm then you need to tie her up and convince her otherwise

It wasn't cool, you couldn't pay me to drive that thing.
But she's a girl, so what does she know about cars. It's kinda cute when they're clueless.
If you saw her in person, you'd want to sniff the seat.

**RuhlFreak55** · 02-23-2009, 01:26 PM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

i think im gonna go to Hooters and tell em its my b-day

that reminds me of a horrible memory......i went to hooters for my birthday once.....or dad told them it was my birthday....and they made me jump around...or hula hoop or something...it was embarrassing....and i've not been back to one since

**Dukkit** · 02-23-2009, 01:26 PM

i wanna perfect body....

i wanna perfect soul....

**Dukkit** · 02-23-2009, 01:27 PM

Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55

that reminds me of a horrible memory......i went to hooters for my birthday once.....or dad told them it was my birthday....and they made me jump around...or hula hoop or something...it was embarrassing....and i've not been back to one since

where i go...

they make you stand on the table... and they all stand around you and sing...

while you are way high above them and can look down all their shirts

its perfection

**Kratos** · 02-23-2009, 01:28 PM

she was all done up and wearing sexy heals
she could be a model
but when she talks I want to stick a fork in my eye
what to do, what to do

**Kratos** · 02-23-2009, 01:29 PM

Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55

that reminds me of a horrible memory......i went to hooters for my birthday once.....or dad told them it was my birthday....and they made me jump around...or hula hoop or something...it was embarrassing....and i've not been back to one since

hula hoop? weren't you pretty fat a few years ago? I'm sure that turned the girls on.

**RuhlFreak55** · 02-23-2009, 01:30 PM

Originally Posted by Kratos

It wasn't cool, you couldn't pay me to drive that thing.
But she's a girl, so what does she know about cars. It's kinda cute when they're clueless.
If you saw her in person, you'd want to sniff the seat.

hmmmm yep i prolly would.....i'm dirty

**Kratos** · 02-23-2009, 01:30 PM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

i wanna perfect body....

i wanna perfect soul....

if you had a perfect soul, you wouldn't be vein enough to want a perfect body, ever think about that?

**Dukkit** · 02-23-2009, 01:32 PM

Originally Posted by Kratos

she was all done up and wearing sexy heals
she could be a model
but when she talks I want to stick a fork in my eye
what to do, what to do

this the one with the annoying voice?

Originally Posted by Kratos

if you had a perfect soul, you wouldn't be vein enough to want a perfect body, ever think about that?

what if i got the perfect body... then worked on the perfect soul

it would be late for the perfect soul to realize it didnt need the perfect body... cuz it would already have it

ever think about taht?

**Kratos** · 02-23-2009, 01:36 PM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

this the one with the annoying voice?

yeah, it's not that bad
the annoyingness is compounded by some of the things she says

For example she asked me about skiing. She said she finds skiing to be the most unattractive sport ever (she ment like the clothes and stuff you wear). When she ski's she ski's alone and listens to music and it's very relaxing.

WTF, who cares what you look like. And what's the fun in skiing alone. If you jump a cliff and nobody's there to see you, it's like a tree falling in the forest.

**Dukkit** · 02-23-2009, 01:40 PM

Originally Posted by Kratos

yeah, it's not that bad
the annoyingness is compounded by some of the things she says

For example she asked me about skiing. She said she finds skiing to be the most unattractive sport ever (she ment like the clothes and stuff you wear). When she ski's she ski's alone and listens to music and it's very relaxing.

WTF, who cares what you look like. And what's the fun in skiing alone. If you jump a cliff and nobody's there to see you, it's like a tree falling in the forest.

haha
sounds like a winner

**Kratos** · 02-23-2009, 01:42 PM

people with a perfect soul would be annoying to be around. They'd always be doing the right thing and make you feel like a worse person for your flaws. I'll take a perfect body over soul. People only judge you on how you look anyway, or I should say are much more tollerant of other imperfections.

**Kratos** · 02-23-2009, 01:46 PM

so anyway, model body and total physical attraction
But she's very propper in how she acts and not sure I'd be able to stand dating her.
I'll keep going out with her until I get her naked though I think.

**Kratos** · 02-23-2009, 01:47 PM

before she was a 3rd grade teacher she taught pre-school retards and said it was very rewarding.

I would find it not very rewarding to teach something that should have been killed at birth.

Clearly a conflict if I remove my inner brain filter when I talk around her.

**Dukkit** · 02-23-2009, 01:48 PM

Originally Posted by Kratos

so anyway, model body and total physical attraction
But she's very propper in how she acts and not sure I'd be able to stand dating her.
I'll keep going out with her until I get her naked though I think.

sounds like a worthwhile goal

i support you 100%

**Dukkit** · 02-23-2009, 01:49 PM

Originally Posted by Kratos

before she was a 3rd grade teacher she taught pre-school retards and said it was very rewarding.

I would find it not very rewarding to teach something that should have been killed at birth.

Clearly a conflict if I remove my inner brain filter when I talk around her.

hahahah

oh fukk. thats rough.

**KatsMeow** · 02-23-2009, 01:49 PM

Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55

are you in grad school for your doctorate or something? cuz we hardly ever have to write papers.

I wish! I write anywhere from 4-10 papers every week

**KatsMeow** · 02-23-2009, 01:50 PM

uughhh the neighbor has a pit in the front yard that's way too aggressive, it's trying to attack every other dog in the neighborhood and there are too many kids around. I'm thinking about calling animal control.

**KatsMeow** · 02-23-2009, 01:55 PM

That damn dog at least needs to be in a fence

**Dukkit** · 02-23-2009, 01:56 PM

you do it kat!!

clean that neighborhood up!

make it safe for kids everywhere!

**KatsMeow** · 02-23-2009, 02:05 PM

I try...it just frustrates me. To me it's a bit on the white trash side tying up a dog in the front yard.

**KatsMeow** · 02-23-2009, 02:05 PM

how are you today dukkit?

**Kratos** · 02-23-2009, 02:08 PM

hi kat???

**JiGGaMaN** · 02-23-2009, 02:08 PM

Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55

are you in grad school for your doctorate or something? cuz we hardly ever have to write papers.

cuz we are not in social sciences.

**Dukkit** · 02-23-2009, 02:09 PM

Originally Posted by KatsMeow

how are you today dukkit?

im alright buddy

had a long stressfull weekend

but im good now

**KatsMeow** · 02-23-2009, 02:10 PM

Originally Posted by JiGGaMaN

cuz we are not in social sciences.

My degree is in Health and Behavioral and Social Sciences with a minor in Criminal Justice.

4 Freakin papers today alone.

**scibble** · 02-23-2009, 02:10 PM

no dukkit, you're not good until Wednesday;

oh snap!

hi everyone. just "enjoying" this shitty MOnday

**KatsMeow** · 02-23-2009, 02:13 PM

hey scibble

**Kratos** · 02-23-2009, 02:13 PM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

hahahah

oh fukk. thats rough.

yeah and then you have bank chick2

she was telling me she just got done reading one book on whales and another on whale hunting.

I was like, have you ever been on a whale watch or anything.

She said no but she'd like to go on one...then she was like, I'm not sure you understand, I'm intested in how we hunt them, what we use to kill them and a better way to kill more whales.

lol

**KatsMeow** · 02-23-2009, 02:14 PM

Originally Posted by Kratos

hi kat???

hey kratos!

**JiGGaMaN** · 02-23-2009, 02:16 PM

Originally Posted by KatsMeow

My degree is in Health and Behavioral and Social Sciences with a minor in Criminal Justice.

4 Freakin papers today alone.

google books your research:http://books.google.ca/books?q=%22be...G=Search+Books

**Kratos** · 02-23-2009, 02:16 PM

Originally Posted by KatsMeow

hey kratos!

major delay on that one

**Dukkit** · 02-23-2009, 02:16 PM

Originally Posted by Kratos

yeah and then you have bank chick2

she was telling me she just got done reading one book on whales and another on whale hunting.

I was like, have you ever been on a whale watch or anything.

She said no but she'd like to go on one...then she was like, I'm not sure you understand, I'm intested in how we hunt them, what we use to kill them and a better way to kill more whales.

lol

awesome! i like her

Originally Posted by scibble

no dukkit, you're not good until Wednesday;

oh snap!

hi everyone. just "enjoying" this shitty MOnday

okay okay, im better now. but not out of the woods yet

**Dukkit** · 02-23-2009, 02:17 PM

shit, i remembered my new gym shoes

but forgot my gym clothes

lol

good thing i live 2 mins away

**KatsMeow** · 02-23-2009, 02:19 PM

Originally Posted by JiGGaMaN

google books your research:http://books.google.ca/books?q=%22be...G=Search+Books

I got all the research I need, I just need to write the damn papers

**Dukkit** · 02-23-2009, 02:19 PM

Originally Posted by Kratos

major delay on that one

she rides the short bus

**KatsMeow** · 02-23-2009, 02:20 PM

Originally Posted by Kratos

major delay on that one

Sorry, I said hello earlier and you didn't say anything, You were too wrapped up in talking about your chicks from this weekend

**Dukkit** · 02-23-2009, 02:21 PM

Originally Posted by KatsMeow

Sorry, I said hello earlier and you didn't say anything, You were too wrapped up in talking about your chicks from this weekend

hes turning into me

dun dun duuuunnn!!!!!!

**scibble** · 02-23-2009, 02:21 PM

Originally Posted by KatsMeow

hey scibble

hey there kitty

i am wrapped up in work today, but trying to check in here from time to time

**scibble** · 02-23-2009, 02:23 PM

Originally Posted by Kratos

She said no but she'd like to go on one...then she was like, I'm not sure you understand, I'm intested in how we hunt them, what we use to kill them and a better way to kill more whales.
lol

that's her subconscious speaking...saying that she wants more of your schlong