'Official Postwhore Thread'

**Dukkit** · 02-23-2009, 10:41 AM

Originally Posted by Kratos

She proceeded to tease my dick for about 2 hours in bed. She was kinda kinky, like biting my tounge and stuff, she had me turned on hard core.

oh my

**Kratos** · 02-23-2009, 10:41 AM

she wouldn't let me get her sexy panties off though, I kept getting denied but she never stopped.

**RuhlFreak55** · 02-23-2009, 10:42 AM

Originally Posted by Kratos

She proceeded to tease my dick for about 2 hours in bed. She was kinda kinky, like biting my tounge and stuff, she had me turned on hard core.

*looks confused* does this mean no sex? i dunno that i could handle that....actually i know i couldn't

**RuhlFreak55** · 02-23-2009, 10:43 AM

Originally Posted by Kratos

she wouldn't let me get her sexy panties off though, I kept getting denied but she never stopped.

**** that, i hope i'm never in such a situation....i'd take the ****in damn panties......u don't tease unless you wanna **** at the end

**Kratos** · 02-23-2009, 10:44 AM

sure enough I had to hit the bathroom a 3rd time after about two hours of being fluffed. and she met me at the door and sat me on this ottoman foot rest thingy. Put some music on and gave me the best lap dance ever. I was in my boxers and she was wearing just panties. It was so hot, she had incredible moves for a non stripper chick.

**Voland** · 02-23-2009, 10:44 AM

Originally Posted by Kratos

she wouldn't let me get her sexy panties off though, I kept getting denied but she never stopped.

I see...heating the dish and not eating it...bah!

**Dukkit** · 02-23-2009, 10:44 AM

Originally Posted by Kratos

she wouldn't let me get her sexy panties off though, I kept getting denied but she never stopped.

so no sex?

**Dukkit** · 02-23-2009, 10:45 AM

thats rough

i would of just jerked one out right in front of her and stained her damn panties

**RuhlFreak55** · 02-23-2009, 10:45 AM

as i said.....efffffff that

**Kratos** · 02-23-2009, 10:45 AM

she pulled me back into the bedroom and at that point we both needed it so bad. After a little dry humping and her getting super into it...oh yeah. She was really good in bed, she was just so into it, so hot.

**Voland** · 02-23-2009, 10:46 AM

Too much preliminaries for sex...Not for me.

**Kratos** · 02-23-2009, 10:47 AM

Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55

**** that, i hope i'm never in such a situation....i'd take the ****in damn panties......u don't tease unless you wanna **** at the end

I was playing the game, she didn't want to have sex on the first date, but I knew if I hung in there long enough, it'd be all good.

**Dukkit** · 02-23-2009, 10:49 AM

Originally Posted by Kratos

she pulled me back into the bedroom and at that point we both needed it so bad. After a little dry humping and her getting super into it...oh yeah. She was really good in bed, she was just so into it, so hot.

oh! whew! good

good job at keepin me on the edge of my seat!!

**Ernst** · 02-23-2009, 10:50 AM

Kratos passes the torture and anticipation along...

**Kratos** · 02-23-2009, 10:51 AM

Originally Posted by Voland

Too much preliminaries for sex...Not for me.

first date, that would never happen under gf circumstances. Makes it fun and unique experience. I liked it, thrill of the hunt. I wouldn't have thought much of her if she just spread her legs the second we walked in the apt and said jump right in.

**Kratos** · 02-23-2009, 10:53 AM

so around 6am I left, the sun was coming up. I told her I just needed some sleep, it was tough to get her to let me leave. Woke up at noon with a major headache.

**scibble** · 02-23-2009, 10:53 AM

is this the "jewish " girl?? kratos

**Kratos** · 02-23-2009, 10:55 AM

Originally Posted by scibble

is this the "jewish " girl?? kratos

well, I thought she might be jewish but she shares the same faith as me. A total lack of religion.

**RuhlFreak55** · 02-23-2009, 10:55 AM

hmmm but in that amount of time if she wasn't being prudish you could have ****ed 3 damn times.....more orgasms for everyone...more betta

**scibble** · 02-23-2009, 10:56 AM

Originally Posted by Kratos

well, I thought she might be jewish but she shares the same faith as me. A total lack of religion.

yeah yeah, that's what they all say. but is she jewish?

**JiGGaMaN** · 02-23-2009, 10:57 AM

Originally Posted by Kratos

well, I thought she might be jewish but she shares the same faith as me. A total lack of religion.

oy vey!

**Kratos** · 02-23-2009, 10:57 AM

Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55

hmmm but in that amount of time if she wasn't being prudish you could have ****ed 3 damn times.....more orgasms for everyone...more betta

I don't think you get it, it was a date, I didn't buy a hooker. I had to play by her rules to some extent.

I'll call her back and hit it again sometime.

**Dukkit** · 02-23-2009, 10:58 AM

hahaha

**Dukkit** · 02-23-2009, 10:58 AM

Originally Posted by Kratos

I don't think you get it, it was a date, I didn't buy a hooker. I had to play by her rules to some extent.

I'll call her back and hit it again sometime.

when you have a whole bunch of nice new Test.

**Kratos** · 02-23-2009, 11:00 AM

Originally Posted by scibble

yeah yeah, that's what they all say. but is she jewish?

idk, I tried to investigate that for ya by asking if her parents were into religion or her grandparents.

Her disbelief in God spans 3 generations so that was as hard as I could dig.

**Voland** · 02-23-2009, 11:01 AM

Originally Posted by Kratos

well, I thought she might be jewish but she shares the same faith as me. A total lack of religion.

ahh, the girl i told you "she looks jewish" and you said i doubt it...
I was right.

**Matt** · 02-23-2009, 11:01 AM

**Kratos** · 02-23-2009, 11:01 AM

so then I had to sober up and take a pile of excedrin so I could make it on time to go out with teacher chick. I made her wait for me about 20min, just couldn't motivate to leave the house.

**Dukkit** · 02-23-2009, 11:02 AM

and yep... theres Matt

**oneshot** · 02-23-2009, 11:03 AM

hey HEY hey everybody

**Kratos** · 02-23-2009, 11:03 AM

Originally Posted by Voland

ahh, the girl i told you "she looks jewish" and you said i doubt it...
I was right.

I can't confirm or deny that

**scibble** · 02-23-2009, 11:04 AM

Originally Posted by Voland

ahh, the girl i told you "she looks jewish" and you said i doubt it...
I was right.

no, he didn't admit anything...

but he suspiciously evades answering hahahaha

**Dukkit** · 02-23-2009, 11:06 AM

Originally Posted by oneshot

hey HEY hey everybody

sup buddy

**JiGGaMaN** · 02-23-2009, 11:06 AM

Originally Posted by Kratos

so then I had to sober up and take a pile of excedrin so I could make it on time to go out with teacher chick. I made her wait for me about 20min, just couldn't motivate to leave the house.

but how will you ever synthesize prostaglandins whilst consuming NSAIDs?

**Kratos** · 02-23-2009, 11:07 AM

Teacher chick is the most attractive physically to me of the girls I'm dating. I let her pick the date cause she lives like 45 min away from me and I didn't want her to have to drive. Nice dinner and then we went out for coffee after. The whole thing was very sophistocated but no action beyond a kiss. She's classy almost to the point of being fake I think. But, she dresses very stylish and her body is really good, and she looks hot enough, I'll go out with her again. I want to at least see her naked.

**Kratos** · 02-23-2009, 11:08 AM

Originally Posted by JiGGaMaN

but how will you ever synthesize prostaglandins whilst consuming NSAIDs?

isn't that the point?
get rid of the prostaglandins and loose the headache?

**oneshot** · 02-23-2009, 11:10 AM

so, i need some advice. i've been banging the girl that lives next door to me for a couple weeks now. She looks alright, semi-intelligent, and will let me come over to fvck her basically anytime i want. the thing is, she's kinda boring and we have absolutely nothing in common, thus i do not want any sort of serious relationship with her. unfortunately, i think she wants more than just a fvck buddy and expects something serious. im gonna have to break it to her one of these days in the near future but dont know how and ive always had trouble mustering the balls to tell a girl such a thing. i know she's gonna be pretty tore up about it. advice?

**Kratos** · 02-23-2009, 11:11 AM

Originally Posted by scibble

no, he didn't admit anything...

but he suspiciously evades answering hahahaha

she has a great sense of humor, had me laughing all night, it was like being on a date with seinfeld.

We talked about religion and I was unable to figure out if she decended from jewish people.

**Dukkit** · 02-23-2009, 11:12 AM

Originally Posted by oneshot

so, i need some advice. i've been banging the girl that lives next door to me for a couple weeks now. She looks alright, semi-intelligent, and will let me come over to fvck her basically anytime i want. the thing is, she's kinda boring and we have absolutely nothing in common, thus i do not want any sort of serious relationship with her. unfortunately, i think she wants more than just a fvck buddy and expects something serious. im gonna have to break it to her one of these days in the near future but dont know how and ive always had trouble mustering the balls to tell a girl such a thing. i know she's gonna be pretty tore up about it. advice?

dont tell her shit.. just stop answering calls and texts

and start entering your house via the back door or window so shes doesnt see you

hahah

just playin

**Kratos** · 02-23-2009, 11:12 AM

Originally Posted by oneshot

so, i need some advice. i've been banging the girl that lives next door to me for a couple weeks now. She looks alright, semi-intelligent, and will let me come over to fvck her basically anytime i want. the thing is, she's kinda boring and we have absolutely nothing in common, thus i do not want any sort of serious relationship with her. unfortunately, i think she wants more than just a fvck buddy and expects something serious. im gonna have to break it to her one of these days in the near future but dont know how and ive always had trouble mustering the balls to tell a girl such a thing. i know she's gonna be pretty tore up about it. advice?

find a new girl first or you'll ruhl your penis and have nothing