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    why do guys think a wedding ring is the answer to their problems...if you fight now, you're gonna fight then. If she's gonna slut on you, she'll do it anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    well, he's been bothering me for quite some time to move to DC and get an apt with him.
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    just got a txt message about 1 min ago..."u want to get an apt with me in DC yet?"
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    see, he want's to move out of his gf's place...but not break up
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    he says it's too stressful living with her but he can't wait to marry her...wtf
    hes retarded

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    why do guys think a wedding ring is the answer to their problems...if you fight now, you're gonna fight then. If she's gonna slut on you, she'll do it anyway.
    Amen brutha.

    If she even has a quirk that annoys you a little bit then in 10 years it's going to drive you CRAZY.

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    another one of my buddies is putting off grad school (he'll be 31 this year) to stay living with his gf. He wants to wait until they're married to go. How does that make it any easier? It would take him 8 months to finish in Boston. But he's worried he'll lose her if he goes back to boston to do it. She doesn't have a great job or anything, she's only a year outta college, they're just chillin in California in the mean time. Why can't she compermise and spend a year in Boston with him. All these guys so scared to loose their gf.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    why do guys think a wedding ring is the answer to their problems...if you fight now, you're gonna fight then. If she's gonna slut on you, she'll do it anyway.
    exactly

    wedding rings or marriage vows dont mean jack

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    another one of my buddies is putting off grad school (he'll be 31 this year) to stay living with his gf. He wants to wait until they're married to go. How does that make it any easier? It would take him 8 months to finish in Boston. But he's worried he'll lose her if he goes back to boston to do it. She doesn't have a great job or anything, she's only a year outta college, they're just chillin in California in the mean time. Why can't she compermise and spend a year in Boston with him. All these guys so scared to loose their gf.
    In his defense, the (cough, cough) here is really good and kills your motivation to accomplish anything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    hes retarded
    she keeps him scared cause she gets a lot of attention from guys. If they have a fight and say we're broken up like they do once a week or two, she'll go out by herself...guys will hit on her, and it makes him scared.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    another one of my buddies is putting off grad school (he'll be 31 this year) to stay living with his gf. He wants to wait until they're married to go. How does that make it any easier? It would take him 8 months to finish in Boston. But he's worried he'll lose her if he goes back to boston to do it. She doesn't have a great job or anything, she's only a year outta college, they're just chillin in California in the mean time. Why can't she compermise and spend a year in Boston with him. All these guys so scared to loose their gf.
    just sad

    im so glad im not like that

    whew

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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    In his defense, the (cough, cough) here is really good and kills your motivation to accomplish anything.
    lol
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    she keeps him scared cause she gets a lot of attention from guys. If they have a fight and say we're broken up like they do once a week or two, she'll go out by herself...guys will hit on her, and it makes him scared.
    and what? he doesnt get any attention from girls? he cant go out alone and do the same thing

    he needs to man up and stop bein poosay whipped

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    she keeps him scared cause she gets a lot of attention from guys. If they have a fight and say we're broken up like they do once a week or two, she'll go out by herself...guys will hit on her, and it makes him scared.
    Ah yes, fear and jealousy. The glue that holds together all good and healthy relationships.

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    i cant imagine if i was jealous and scared

    i mean... with 20 girls on my fukk list.... id drive myself crazy

    the only way that i can be the way i am... is cuz i dont care

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    i cant imagine if i was jealous and scared

    i mean... with 20 girls on my fukk list.... id drive myself crazy

    the only way that i can be the way i am... is cuz i dont care
    Jealously stalking even one can be a full-time job. Right, Rühl?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    lol


    and what? he doesnt get any attention from girls? he cant go out alone and do the same thing

    he needs to man up and stop bein poosay whipped
    oh yeah, he gets a lot of attention from girls. I don't know if he cheats or not, but I'm suspicious. They were both kinda players of the opposite sex before they got together. I think that's why he's so scared, cause he knows she'll go out and fvck. Every guy hates the thought of someone getting his good pvssy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    Jealously stalking even one can be a full-time job. Right, Rühl?
    lol
    fukkin ruhl
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    oh yeah, he gets a lot of attention from girls. I don't know if he cheats or not, but I'm suspicious. They were both kinda players of the opposite sex before they got together. I think that's why he's so scared, cause he knows she'll go out and fvck. Every guy hates the thought of someone getting his good pvssy.
    yeah. i see. if he knows she was a whore. then id be worried too

    shit

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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    Ah yes, fear and jealousy. The glue that holds together all good and healthy relationships.
    I think in all honesty fear of loss leads to intense feelings of love in my experience.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    oh yeah, he gets a lot of attention from girls. I don't know if he cheats or not, but I'm suspicious. They were both kinda players of the opposite sex before they got together. I think that's why he's so scared, cause he knows she'll go out and fvck. Every guy hates the thought of someone getting his good pvssy.
    Nope, only other dudes. I've had the arrangement with all my gf's that they can have all the girls they want on the side with or without me. Just doesn't bother me.

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    thats why i dont tell girls how many girls ive been with

    for 1 cuz they would probably puke in disgust

    and 2 cuz they would never trust me if we did get serious

    and 3 they would always bring it up in a fight

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    I think in all honesty fear of loss leads to intense feelings of love in my experience.
    Fearing the loss of someone or something you love: normal. Deciding you love it only when you're afraid you're going to have it taken away? Not so much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    Nope, only other dudes. I've had the arrangement with all my gf's that they can have all the girls they want on the side with or without me. Just doesn't bother me.
    I dated a girl that was bi...even did a 3 some once. Said she liked girls more than guys. Sometimes she'd question weather she should be with a girl or a guy. She would watch lesbo porn and stuff. I didn't want her hooking up with girls, cause I knew they had the ability to take her away. For most guys they don't see girls as a threat to their penis, that's why they don't mind. If you had a girl who you knew might prefer taco to sausage, you'd understand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    Fearing the loss of someone or something you love: normal. Deciding you love it only when you're afraid you're going to have it taken away? Not so much.
    I think it's more common then you think. If you never worry about her leaving, you'll never get attached. The periodic possibility of loss, countiuously reinforces the feelings of love.

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    Let me see ya wobble wobble, They me see shake it shake it drop it drop it eww now take it take it

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    reed how's the quest for muscles treating you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    I think it's more common then you think. If you never worry about her leaving, you'll never get attached. The periodic possibility of loss, countiuously reinforces the feelings of love.
    Someone fulfilled their med psych requirement. lol

    I'll admit there are a couple of gals who I miss more than I thought I would, but you don't see me driving/flying off to be with 'em either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    Someone fulfilled their med psych requirement. lol

    I'll admit there are a couple of gals who I miss more than I thought I would, but you don't see me driving/flying off to be with 'em either.
    never took psych, I took a series of bio-ethics classes for that requirement. I'm just an observer of people.

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    i wanna go camping

    gotta find someone with the equipment

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    reed how's the quest for muscles treating you?
    very well sire. Already passed what I was last cycle. Have swelled up quite a bit in just 2 weeks and 3 days. In fact the quest continues at the grocery store soooo brb in a minute

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    Yall smell that?







    smells like, whores?

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    I took Human Sexuality . I loved it. The Professor really liked to make people squirm. This guy had a doctorate, but mentally was still a kid who liked poking jellyfish with a stick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    i wanna go camping

    gotta find someone with the equipment
    I can bring matches...you get the rest

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reed View Post
    Let me see ya wobble wobble, They me see shake it shake it drop it drop it eww now take it take it
    and as REED entered the room....

    all eyes turned, fingers were raised; pointed and everyone started laughing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 10nispro View Post
    Yall smell that?







    smells like, whores?
    Money, sweat, cum, and cheap perfume?

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    This one is for you Reed:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHBwDYyyGxs

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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    I took Human Sexuality . I loved it. The Professor really liked to make people squirm. This guy had a doctorate, but mentally was still a kid who liked poking jellyfish with a stick.
    I've gotten with girls and we rubbed our dirty parts together. What else is there to know?

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    Good Morning, gentlemen. I use that phrase loosely with this gang.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    I've gotten with girls and we rubbed our dirty parts together. What else is there to know?
    I would expect nothing less from El Presidente'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    I've gotten with girls and we rubbed our dirty parts together. What else is there to know?
    Basically the highlight was just watching shy chicks be forced to do a presentation on anal sex.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 10nispro View Post
    Yall smell that?
    smells like, whores?
    i smell. whores on an island!
    sup bro!
    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    I can bring matches...you get the rest
    sweet, i got this
    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    I took Human Sexuality . I loved it. The Professor really liked to make people squirm. This guy had a doctorate, but mentally was still a kid who liked poking jellyfish with a stick.
    sounds fun. i wanna take that class

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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    Basically the highlight was just watching shy chicks be forced to do a presentation on anal sex.
    wondering how in the hell I miss this class.

    Where's the hammer?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 10nispro View Post
    Good Morning, gentlemen. I use that phrase loosely with this gang.
    so harsh

    P.s. new page

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