'Official Postwhore Thread'

[Kratos]

That is smoking very little. Why not simply not smoking?

cause it's my freedom to smoke if I feel like it, idk...sometimes it's relaxing and I never let it be a habit.

[Voland]

I agree, they should pay us for posting here.

yes. Plus and indemnization for carpar tunnel syndrom cos of the typing and the finger soreness.

[Voland]

cause it's my freedom to smoke if I feel like it, idk...sometimes it's relaxing and I never let it be a habit.

so you get relaxed after smoking?

[HommieDClown]

yes. Plus and indemnization for carpar tunnel syndrom cos of the typing and the finger soreness.

true, atleast give us health insurance for posting here.

[Kratos]

so you get relaxed after smoking?

while I'm smoking, it kinda chill's me out.
but it is so bad for me, so I will never be a smoker

[Voland]

true, atleast give us health insurance for posting here.

I have health insurance for the sole fact of being alive. hehe
Aside from that i have a private health insurace, they should pay me that and lasik operation cos its a huge strain in my eyes to spend so many hours in fornt of the screen.
I'll continue to wear glasses for purely stetic reasons LOL.

[HommieDClown]

while I'm smoking, it kinda chill's me out.
but it is so bad for me, so I will never be a smoker

jerking off does that for me and its free. lol

[Voland]

jerking off does that for me and its free. lol

but you overtrain your arm. That hinders your gains LOL.

[HommieDClown]

I wonder who came up with the idea of jerking off. who was that bright mind that figure, ''if i beat my monkey hard enough, ill be able to bust a nut'' its probably the biggest finding in the history of humankind. lmao

[Voland]

I wonder who came up with the idea of jerking off. who was that bright mind that figure, ''if i beat my monkey hard enough, ill be able to bust a nut'' its probably the biggest finding in the history of humankind. lmao

its in our genes. the jerk gene is there.

[Kratos]

I wonder who came up with the idea of jerking off. who was that bright mind that figure, ''if i beat my monkey hard enough, ill be able to bust a nut'' its probably the biggest finding in the history of humankind. lmao

I invented it

[HommieDClown]

its in our genes. the jerk gene is there.

[Kratos]

no but seriously, I had heard the word jerk off and masturbate from my friends but I didn't know what they were talking about...I had heard about fluid coming out of my weiner and sperm and stuff in heath class but I thought that was only with sex...I was a horny bastard at that age and just went to town with no instruction. Then life was good and the world made sense.

[HommieDClown]

no but seriously, I had heard the word jerk off and masturbate from my friends but I didn't know what they were talking about...I had heard about fluid coming out of my weiner and sperm and stuff in heath class but I thought that was only with sex...I was a horny bastard at that age and just went to town with no instruction. Then life was good and the world made sense.

Hahaha..................it was the same for me, one day i tried it and it work. and let's just say that after that day i would mostly hangout at the bathroom. lol

[scibble]

i had a male adult cat and female kitten years ago. one time i caught her giving him head--true story

[Voland]

I'm out...i'll be back (i guess).

[HommieDClown]

I'm out...i'll be back (i guess).

Dont jerk it too hard...lol

[Skully44420]

whores

[HommieDClown]

i had a male adult cat and female kitten years ago. one time i caught her giving him head--true story

that must it been a kodak moment.

[peachfuzz]

i had a male adult cat and female kitten years ago. one time i caught her giving him head--true story

guess that explains why you are the way you are today.

[HommieDClown]

whores

its not whore, the new term is ''cum guzzlers ''lmao

[Kratos]

I prefer cum dumpster to guzzler

[scibble]

guess that explains why you are the way you are today.

not really sure what that means...if i did i spose i'd laugh

[HommieDClown]

I prefer cum dumpster to guzzler

[Voland]

I'm back. No libido today. Don't want to be hours and hours jerking. Save some energy for Leg tomorrow in the morning.

[HommieDClown]

Its been slow in here today..

[Voland]

people must be partying or something. Unemployeds stay at home LOL.

[Skully44420]

hahahah cum dumpster is pretty bad

[Voland]

boredom is hxc today...i'm even willin to be monday and start my recycling classes to get my driving license back.

[Voland]

ok. i'll just whore for myself.

[HommieDClown]

people must be partying or something. Unemployeds stay at home LOL.

Yeah tell me about it.

[Voland]

I'm listening to traschcan darlings its glam norgweian punk. Very gay stuff LOL but i like it.

[Voland]

Yeah tell me about it.

I've done some nights with ZERO €. But is not easy. And you need at least a buddy.

[Voland]

Drink water (thats all all drink anyway) if they don't give it for free in the place, just ask one of your buds to buy one for you at a 24hrs supermarket.
Go to bars which are free, you don't have to go in and get all that noise and smoke, stay just at the door, waiting for the chicks to come out.
Or even better go to a place where there are a lot of clubs and bars and have fun on the street, the street is your club.

[HommieDClown]

I've done some nights with ZERO €. But is not easy. And you need at least a buddy.

i done the same, and yes you defenently need a buddy, i dont know but i cant walk into a club/ bar by myself. it sucks.

[Voland]

time for some viking metal: Manegarm - En Fallen Fader

[mex83]

LOLI LOLI LOLI LOLI LET ME SEE YOU POP THAT BODY..... hehe

[kloter1]

qweeeuhz

[Voland]

i done the same, and yes you defenently need a buddy, i dont know but i cant walk into a club/ bar by myself. it sucks.

I hate bars and club. But some time you gotta do what you gotta do. If i go alone i don't give a shit. I'm the king i stay at the center of the place, well seen by everyone. With my bottle of water. At start chicks approaching insanely. Eye meets eye. bam. I'm lonewolf so i get all pumped up in difficult situations, where people get embarassed i get a rush of adrenaline.

[hotpink]

yo whores! whats up