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  1. 05-06-2009, 06:50 AM #147401
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    True, I tried to wake up the gf wit my Woody, Baby wasnt having it
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  3. 05-06-2009, 06:51 AM #147403
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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    i don't shut up, i grow up, and when I look at you i throw up
    sometimes i forget your over 40 years old scibbles

    lol
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    hi VP

    no booty cuz of the baby huh>?

    remind me never to have kids
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  5. 05-06-2009, 06:52 AM #147405
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    Wut it do Dukkit?
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    hi VP

    no booty cuz of the baby huh>?

    remind me never to have kids
    LMAOO. Man its serious. They know when you tryna hump its like a Baby radar
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  7. 05-06-2009, 06:56 AM #147407
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    Quote Originally Posted by vpchill View Post
    Wut it do Dukkit?
    oh it is, what it is
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    LMAOO. Man its serious. They know when you tryna hump its like a Baby radar
    lol
    last night we had to put the dogs in the cage while we went at.

    then we could hear em whine from the other room

    the girl was distracted by it

    but after a few mins they hushed and we got it on
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    i think i have seriously messed my hip up

    rough sex

    i cant walk or move it without pain and discomfort

    lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    "except good stuff" --NYAAA :-P',',"
    What?
    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    oh im good

    tired and sore

    went out with my girlie and her best friend last night for some grub

    and you?
    Good, got fired last week on monday and am getting hired for a job today. That should be a record time of getting a new job.
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    Damn thats Rough. Did you break your record of 1min ?

    LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by ironmaiden708 View Post
    What?

    Good, got fired last week on monday and am getting hired for a job today. That should be a record time of getting a new job.
    Congrats.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ironmaiden708 View Post
    What?

    Good, got fired last week on monday and am getting hired for a job today. That should be a record time of getting a new job.
    good shit son
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    Damn thats Rough. Did you break your record of 1min ?

    LOL
    well the foreplay was about 3 hours

    then actual sex was 35 secs
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    good shit son


    well the foreplay was about 3 hours

    then actual sex was 35 secs
    Yea that sounds about right
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    Quote Originally Posted by vpchill View Post
    Yea that sounds about right
    hey

    as long as i get off.. thats all i care about

    hahahahaha
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    ^^^ Thats all that Matter Bro
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    im tired

    only another 6 and half hours of work left

    ugh
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    im tired

    only another 6 and half hours of work left

    ugh
    Shvt, Im out at 4pm today. I may have to leave this sight for a few hours and actually do some Work. My staff getting beside themselves.
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    Quote Originally Posted by vpchill View Post
    Shvt, Im out at 4pm today. I may have to leave this sight for a few hours and actually do some Work. My staff getting beside themselves.
    thats when i get off

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    If it wasnt for this site I may have killed on of these Fookers in my office. It seems like god rationed out common sense, he decided some people can have and some people cant!
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    Headed to do squats, BRB.
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    yep

    whores have hidden

    they scared of whoring and gettin the swine flu
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    I like Whores with Swine flu (they give you a discount)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Voland View Post
    I snapped yesterday.
    Que'
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    I threw a slap and couple punches to a 15yr old asshole whole laughed at me. And i don't regret it at all. He started crying and playing the victim role...so pathetic i wanted to spit on him.
    Fvucking little assholes, they think they are gods because all the laws protect them and thats the perfect excuse for them to show total disrespect. Not me. If they are old enough to make fun of an adult they are old enough to suffer the consequences.
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    Anger Managment ??
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    other than that. i did back today. And i had my cheat meal and i decide not to have a crappy cheat meal ever. From now on my cheat meals will be pizza thats all. i ate a dessert with some chocolte and my stomach is still suffering.
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    Quote Originally Posted by vpchill View Post
    Anger Managment ??
    are you callind me angry!!!
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    I love Pizza!!! I wish I could eat it everyday like Ninja turtle
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    voland needs to punch a pillow and hug a teddy bear
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    Or Hug a Pillow and Hump a Teddy bear .. Eda or
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    Or suffocate the teddy bear with the pillow.
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    Thats More Like it!
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    what's with the bald dude on your av V ?
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    scibbles back
    back again

    scibbles back
    tell a friend
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    he is Tobias Funke. From arrested development. Best character ever.
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    Dukkit you got mad lyrics son!!!
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