'Official Postwhore Thread'

[Dukkit]

i think thats pushing it V

[Ernst]

Thank you.

[Ernst]

Score one for the non-Athiests. Thats' the best argument for "there is a God" I've seen in a long time.

[Voland]

The Mexican health minister implied that it started in the US.

I love how people are like, "They're going to close the border!" Yeah right! We can't keep anything out of this country it seems, and most certainly not Mexicans.

borders should have been closed weeks ago. If mexicans didn't do, beacause obviously they don't give a shit, all countries should. We have 20 infected morons here, that decide going to mexico will be "cool" and "fun". Stay there idiots. Don't come back infected.

[Voland]

Score one for the non-Athiests. Thats' the best argument for "there is a God" I've seen in a long time.

oh, yeah freaks are here like "remember the plague in the bible...." lol.

[Ernst]

oh, yeah freaks are here like "remember the plague in the bible...." lol.

Don't get me started on what a poison religion is.

[Dukkit]

sooo

[Voland]

i did chest tris today. And ill be doing legs and some lateral raises. I got all the afternoon free and tomorrow i wanna rest.

[Ernst]

I did chest, shoulders, and tri's yesterday. I'm going to destroy legs later.

[Dukkit]

legs today

but my back is still acting up so ill have to take it easy

[MASTER]

Off day for me, oh how i hate them, especially when im on cycle

[Dukkit]

sup master

[Matt]

so do you mean you can go to jail at anytime just by calling and settin up and appointment? or by commiting some lesser crime ? hahaha

Because ive put a guilty plea in im allowed to surrender myself to jail anytime between now and the hearing. Which is not a bad idea if your going anyway, the quicker you start the quicker you finish....

[Ernst]

Roomie has awoken.

Let the fun stop. The pets are running for cover. She keeps walking into my room to bitch about something. Girl, can you not see I'm wearing headphones? lalalalalalalalalala

[Dukkit]

Because ive put a guilty plea in im allowed to surrender myself to jail anytime between now and the hearing. Which is not a bad idea if your going anyway, the quicker you start the quicker you finish....

hmm. thats actully pretty cool.
america sucks. no judges with wigs. and we go to jail when they tell us to. lol

Roomie has awoken.

Let the fun stop. The pets are running for cover. She keeps walking into my room to bitch about something. Girl, can you not see I'm wearing headphones? lalalalalalalalalala

DUN DUN DDDUUUNNNNN!!!!

[Kratos]

yo peeps

[Dukkit]

yo peeps

hello

[Kratos]

Had some sex last night
I think psych chick is a little addicted to my P in her Vajji, she wants to come over tonight even though she doesn't get out until like 9 and bang.

It sure isn't cause she wants to sleep next to me, cause often times she sleeps on the couch when she sleeps over due to my snoring.

[Kratos]

I used the CPAP last night and the night before, but only for 2 hours before I got ticked off at it. I started again the night before last because I was having the worst dream ever.

[Kratos]

So, in my dream I was over my buddy's house helping him pack...while standing in his kitchen it became very difficult to breathe...I wasn't getting nearly enough air...I begged him to call 911 while barely breathing...the whole thing when on and on for a long long long time.

I realized I was probably somewhere between awake and asleep and truely fighting to breathe...the whole thing was so real it sucked.

I've had these types of dreams before.

[Kratos]

As soon as I get all the way to REM sleep...boom no more air can enter the lungs. How stupid is that? I need a new body to walk around earth in

I want to trade a 17 year old boy, he can have this peice of crap.
Bad back, knees, hips can't squat right now. ADD, panic attacks, sleep disorders.

I take that back, I'll trade a 17 year old hot chick...as long as I can keep the weight off, it's an easy breezy way through life.

[Dukkit]

As soon as I get all the way to REM sleep...boom no more air can enter the lungs. How stupid is that? I need a new body to walk around earth in

I want to trade a 17 year old boy, he can have this peice of crap.
Bad back, knees, hips can't squat right now. ADD, panic attacks, sleep disorders.

I take that back, I'll trade a 17 year old hot chick...as long as I can keep the weight off, it's an easy breezy way through life.

lol

thats def a good trade

[Dukkit]

Had some sex last night
I think psych chick is a little addicted to my P in her Vajji, she wants to come over tonight even though she doesn't get out until like 9 and bang.

It sure isn't cause she wants to sleep next to me, cause often times she sleeps on the couch when she sleeps over due to my snoring.

your snoring is that bad?

im surprised my snoring isnt bad

after snorting pounds of drugs and then a broken nose that was never reset.. .id figure id have a messed up snoring problem

but no girls ever complain about it

they mostly comment on how i growl and laugh alot in my sleep. lol

[sigman roid]

Not good yesterday bro, the prosecution were happy for me to plead to a lesser role but the fvcking wanker judge decided he wasnt having it which means we have to have some kind of trial. Which in turn means i will be looking at, at least two years....

They have also put it back till july 27th which means its getting on for a year.... I can however put myself in jail at any time which im thinking about...

send me a v.o matt i,ll come and see you

[Kratos]

your snoring is that bad?

im surprised my snoring isnt bad

after snorting pounds of drugs and then a broken nose that was never reset.. .id figure id have a messed up snoring problem

but no girls ever complain about it

they mostly comment on how i growl and laugh alot in my sleep. lol

Well, she doesn't complain, so that's good.
She'll just snuggle up next to me until I fall asleep, then I'll kinda wake up as she leaves and she'll wisper "I'm gonna go sleep on the couch." Then sometimes I'll wake her up in the morning to have her come back so we can bang in the AM.

But this is the first girl it has been a problem with. Usually chicks are a lot more tollerant than dudes I find...

[Kratos]

sometimes I go on ski trips...lots of dudes piled in the same room...people yelling at me all night "shut the fvck up" throwing pillow at me. One night they dragged me out into the hallway and I slept there all night.

[Kratos]

but I feel bad she has to sleep on the couch

I asked her why she puts up with it, and she told me I'm worth it
Maybe my sleep doc can make me the mouth peice thing or I can get use-to the cpap all night and it will work itself out eventually.

[Dukkit]

but I feel bad she has to sleep on the couch

I asked her why she puts up with it, and she told me I'm worth itMaybe my sleep doc can make me the mouth peice thing or I can get use-to the cpap all night and it will work itself out eventually.

sucker

[Kratos]

sucker

yeah, it was cute, I can't help it...I cry when puppies die too even though I know the world will never miss them. Stupid emo human feeble brain.

[Dukkit]

kratos is all sorts of fukked up

but we still think highly of you

lol

[Reed]

Whats good with ya'll

[Ernst]

Kratos is getting soft(er).

[vpchill]

Wusup Wusup!!! Had to get my Espn Fix for the Day

[Dukkit]

Whats good with ya'll

everything!!

you??

hows that chickie treatin ya? you go out with her yet?

Kratos is getting soft(er).

my hero has fallen

[Kratos]

Kratos is getting soft(er).

me in my saab convertible
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uu17T6sle5A

[Voland]

oh shit. too much heat on the streets...the gym was a sauna...

[Dukkit]

me in my saab convertible
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uu17T6sle5A

haha

exactly how i picture you too

[Voland]

Homie has awoken.

Let the fun stop. The pets are running for cover. She keeps walking into my room to bitch about something. Girl, can you not see I'm wearing headphones? lalalalalalalalalala

Good!

[Ernst]

Wusup Wusup!!! Had to get my Espn Fix for the Day

Football draft or the Sharks demise? Or do you actually follow whatever those other sports are?

[Voland]

oh oh the whole legion is here. Tomorrow, if not the day after tomorrow i'll be meeting boob-enhancement girl for lunch at her lunch break. after a lot of months and a bigger pair of breasts. Should i bang her right there or waste my time, meet her again and then bang her?