'Official Postwhore Thread'

[Kratos]

psych chick has no air conditioning at her APT
and a window unit prolly isn't going to happen cause she lives on the first floor in a bad neighborhood and is afraid peeps will push it through and come in the window.

It was already hot as a mo-fo in there last night. I'm not gonna be over there when summer hits.

[Dukkit]

Thats What I heard a Crack Whore say when she was done Taking care of me!

It was dukkit in a wig. He needed more swedish fish.

ernst is right

it was me...

and by the way VP... you need to trim down there... felt like i was flossing

[Ernst]

Get her an AC unit and a Great Dane. Problem solved.

[vpchill]

ernst is right

it was me...

and by the way VP... you need to trim down there... felt like i was flossing

Lol. Almost trimmed Bro...

- You got my staff looking at me crazy. Im cracking up at work

[Dukkit]

Get her an AC unit and a Great Dane. Problem solved.

see this is how men think

but you know what shes thinking???

"how can i move in with kratos?? problem solved"

[Ernst]

see this is how men think

but you know what shes thinking???

"how can i move in with kratos?? problem solved"

Too true.

[vpchill]

psych chick has no air conditioning at her APT
and a window unit prolly isn't going to happen cause she lives on the first floor in a bad neighborhood and is afraid peeps will push it through and come in the window.

It was already hot as a mo-fo in there last night. I'm not gonna be over there when summer hits.

Get a Good Fan. And a Louisville Slugger

[Dukkit]

Lol. Almost trimmed Bro...

- You got my staff looking at me crazy. Im cracking up at work

lol

that happens to me all the time on here.

yesterday when ernst was bustin on kratos about him and his saab.

i was laughin so hard

[Dukkit]

Too true.

i know my shit

its gotta be runnin through her mind

i bet ya

hahaha

[vpchill]

see this is how men think

but you know what shes thinking???

"how can i move in with kratos?? problem solved"

X2 ^^^ I strongly Agree. They love to Move in!!

[Ernst]

I got plastered one night with this girl I'd been going out with for a couple weeks and told her she could move in. She showed up with boxes of stuff later. No shit.

[vpchill]

I got plastered one night with this girl I'd been going out with for a couple weeks and told her she could move in. She showed up with boxes of stuff later. No shit.

LMAOOOOO, You let her in?

[Kratos]

Get her an AC unit and a Great Dane. Problem solved.

she has the worlds most anoying cock blocking puppy already

[Dukkit]

i pulled that

i got out of jail and the chick who held me down as i was locked up had mentioned that i could stay with her to get back on my feet


so the day i got out. i showed up on her door step... and moved in

[Kratos]

see this is how men think

but you know what shes thinking???

"how can i move in with kratos?? problem solved"

that's not happening
she'll just have to come over when she needs dick
problem solved

[Ernst]

LMAOOOOO, You let her in?

Actually, yes.

I moved out a few months later and she was not invited.

[vpchill]

^^ Thats wusup. Decisions Decisions

[Ernst]

that's not happening
she'll just have to come over when she needs dick
problem solved

You just wait for Summer... "It's so hot at my place..."

She'll have a corner with newspaper for your furry surrogate child and everything.

[Kratos]

You just wait for Summer... "It's so hot at my place..."

She'll have a corner with newspaper for your furry surrogate child and everything.

nah G, I don't roll like that

[Dukkit]

kratos will roll whichever the pvssy tells him to roll

lol

[vpchill]

Must be Love

[Kratos]

kratos will roll whichever the pvssy tells him to roll

lol

sad but true, I'm a total push-over in relationships

[Kratos]

she's a yankee's fan
wtf am I thinking

[Ernst]

she's a yankee's fan
wtf am I thinking

She likes the Yankees? Dump her immediately.

[Kratos]

but she has a vagina so I'm sure I'll find myself at yankee stadium this summer

[vpchill]

She might be the One!! Go Yankees!!
(Who am I kidding, they stink)

[Ernst]

but she has a vagina so I'm sure I'll find myself at yankee stadium this summer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87XQKCXfFjQ

[Dukkit]

sigh
i think ill skip leg days until i get my car fixed

riding my bike home after leg day is not happening.

especially in this heat today

[vpchill]

I Like Vagina, Its warm and Furry

[RA]

mooo

[RA]

No furry vagina for me...Im not hacking through the jungle.

I Like Vagina, Its warm and Furry

[vpchill]

LMAOO. Get ya Weed Wacker

[Deltasaurus]

i had a great workout yesterday but today im not sore at all, is this bad?

[RA]

I seriously would tell a chic to shave or Im not going back down..

LMAOO. Get ya Weed Wacker

[vpchill]

I seriously would tell a chic to shave or Im not going back down..

Agreed, But I once had this Sweet thing That was Just as Fine as a Summer Breeze. Got the draws dropped and She looked like Cavemane Jack!!
It was crunch time though. Didnt put my face down there but did the dooo

[RA]

I get that all the time

i had a great workout yesterday but today im not sore at all, is this bad?

[RA]

LOL, Id still hit it because I had been planning on it..but I would say something for next time

Agreed, But I once had this Sweet thing That was Just as Fine as a Summer Breeze. Got the draws dropped and She looked like Cavemane Jack!!
It was crunch time though. Didnt put my face down there but did the dooo

[vpchill]

Of Course!! next time she was Bald as an Eagle

[RA]

Of Course!! next time she was Bald as an Eagle

Wish I had a bald eagle right now

[Dukkit]

i have a bearded clam