'Official Postwhore Thread'

[Kratos]

hahahahaha

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you made your bed. now you gotta sleep in it

dont worry. ive been there. done that

It's all good, I was sick of bank of America.
My new bank has branches in the grocery store that stay open late.

[Voland]

We require pics. Size 46 means nothing to us Yanks.

its size 95 lol. i don't think any human has anything below 80 (that being absolutly flat).

i googled that size...and if found something similar to it. I never touched fake boobs before...its weird...its good but weird..they feel a lil more "tight" haha




Im no boob man guy though. Its all about ass for me. I just had anal sex with her. We did it in the roof of this mall where she works next to.

[Dukkit]

Hmmm... I really should stop sleeping with roomie. She slipped last night and referred to me as her boyfriend. I flipped out. She was all pissed that we had sex and 5 minutes after I'm in my room talking to a chick on the phone and eating.

oh shit.

its all over

nothing is gonna be the same

she has gone over the edge

the point of no return

[Ernst]

Im no boob man guy though. Its all about ass for me. I just had anal sex with her. We did it in the roof of this mall where she works next to.

I like her already.

[Kratos]

A decade ago,
I never thought I would be,
at twenty-three, on the verge of
spontaneous combustion. -Woe-is-me.-
But I guess that it comes
with the territory,
An ominous landscape of
never-ending calamity.
I need you to hear,
I need you to see
that I have had all I can take and
exploding seems like an imminent possibility
to me.

[Kratos]

hmmm, roll out al-queda bomber style and rise above the flames
sounds good to me

[Dukkit]

A decade ago,
I never thought I would be,
at twenty-three, on the verge of
spontaneous combustion. -Woe-is-me.-
But I guess that it comes
with the territory,
An ominous landscape of
never-ending calamity.
I need you to hear,
I need you to see
that I have had all I can take and
exploding seems like an imminent possibility
to me.

going to see them August 8th at penns landing in philly

[Voland]

miley cyrus

lol

[Kratos]

going to see them August 8th at penns landing in philly

that should be a great show, never seen them
I like their stuff though

[Dukkit]

thank you Voland

i am now super horny for a 16 year old girl

[Dukkit]

that should be a great show, never seen them
I like their stuff though

i saw em in 2004 right when a crow left of the murder album came out

fukkin sweetness

[Kratos]

thank you Voland

i am now super horny for a 16 year old girl

pft, nature says yes, it's only the law that says no

[Ernst]

that should be a great show, never seen them
I like their stuff though

Who the hell are we talking about?

[Dukkit]

pft, nature says yes, it's only the law that says no

very true

even though ive banged some 15/16 year old girls

lol

when i was 18-20

and during the drug days

[Kratos]

stach rape was only invented recently by parents disgusted by the thought of some 30 year old like me making my "O" face with my dick in their daughter. Sorry mom and dad, it was designed to be mated with and these are the prime mating years.

[Dukkit]

Who the hell are we talking about?

incubus

[Kratos]

Who the hell are we talking about?

incubus

[Voland]

thank you Voland

i am now super horny for a 16 year old girl

what wrong with that? oh yeah you're in the US

Not me

[Ernst]

what wrong with that? oh yeah you're in the US

Not me

You know that now I'm coming to visit soon.

[Voland]

pft, nature says yes, it's only the law that says no

those laws were promoted by people who has sex with teens and overcompensating.

If dick says yes, its yes.

[Dukkit]

incubus

too slow

[Dukkit]

those laws were promoted by people who has sex with teens and overcompensating.

If dick says yes, its yes.

it says yes all the time

[Voland]

You know that now I'm coming to visit soon.

I warn you those 14 yrs old have already more sexual experience than all of us combined.

[Reed]

yyyyyyeeeeeeeessssssssss

[Voland]

it says yes all the time

I'm picky haha Must have a nice bubble ass.

[Ernst]

I warn you those 14 yrs old have already more sexual experience than all of us combined.

And you weren't getting laid at 14? Poor Voland.

[Kratos]

those laws were promoted by people who has sex with teens and overcompensating.

If dick says yes, its yes.

they're made by dad's who look at their daughters and think to themselves.."oh yeah baby, I want to get all up in that steez, look at that fine young peice of ass I made, better yet look at her friends....wtf am I thinking, that's my baby...oh god other men want to do dirty things to her too, I need to protect her."

or they have a hot daughter and want to keep it in the family

or what you said

[Dukkit]

And you weren't getting laid at 14? Poor Voland.

i didnt have sex till i was almost 18

i was too busy blowing shit up

[Dukkit]

they're made by dad's who look at their daughters and think to themselves.."oh yeah baby, I want to get all up in that steez, look at that fine young peice of ass I made, better yet look at her friends....wtf am I thinking, that's my baby...oh god other men want to do dirty things to her too, I need to protect her."

or they have a hot daughter and want to keep it in the family

or what you said

thats what im afraid of

me on a heavy test cycle and my daughter has a pajama party with all her girlfriends

[Kratos]

And you weren't getting laid at 14? Poor Voland.

eh, I couldn't get laid to save my life until college
even then I wasn't the greatest at it
even now, I just get by
well, some people tell me I do pretty well, but it seems much tougher than it should be.

[Ernst]

For shame. At 14 I was already drunk, high, and desperately seeking pussay.

[Voland]

And you weren't getting laid at 14? Poor Voland.

Getting laid...I don't think i "got" laid until i was like 16. Until then i hadn't even touched a non-prostitue girl. I spend the 13-16 yers going to prostitues at least twice a week. I have explained that before. Though you knew.

[Kratos]

For shame. At 14 I was already drunk, high, and desperately seeking pussay.

I was drunk, high, a total misfit and wanting *****/watching porn and jerking off but not having the first clue how to get it.

My parents sent me to all boys prep school at 16, so that put a damper on things too.

[Ernst]

Getting laid...I don't think i "got" laid until i was like 16. Until then i hadn't even touched a non-prostitue girl. I spend the 13-16 yers going to prostitues at least twice a week. I have explained that before. Though you knew.

That's right, with Grandma cheering you on.

[Kratos]

Getting laid...I don't think i "got" laid until i was like 16. Until then i hadn't even touched a non-prostitue girl. I spend the 13-16 yers going to prostitues at least twice a week. I have explained that before. Though you knew.

wait? so you went to prostitutes and didn't have sex with them until you were 16?
or you just don't count them?

[Voland]

thats what im afraid of

me on a heavy test cycle and my daughter has a pajama party with all her girlfriends

you respect your daughter and bang all her friends. Thats a life-sesson for them...be carefull with pijama parties haha

[Kratos]

I wouldn't have known where to find a prostitute when I was a teen. If I did find one she'd be pretty damn gross...crackwhore druggie type prostitute.

[Ernst]

My parents sent me to all boys prep school at 16, so that put a damper on things too.

I almost got shipped to military school because I was such trouble, but they decided they could keep me under closer supervision at home.

[Voland]

wait? so you went to prostitutes and didn't have sex with them until you were 16?
or you just don't count them?

I had sex with the prostitues ofcourse. But for example in school i hadn't even hold a girls hand. I was life a double life. Explainable for the fack i suck a social relations.

To put it simple I didn't had sex with a non-prostitue until late 16s.

[Voland]

That's right, with Grandma cheering you on.

well she wasn't there, She cheered me when she knew haha