'Official Postwhore Thread'

[Voland]

I was a major cleptomaniac back in the day until maybe 20 years old. I shop lifted some major expensive shit, and never got caught thank god. As I've gotten older, I didn't want to steal anymore.

pijin who wanted to feel like a rebel badguy eh?

[Kratos]

PA has the highest bank robbery statistics in america.

and a large percent are succesfully pulled off

so lets all come to PA

except the dumbasses who rob banks keep doing it until they get caught

[Dukkit]

I was a major cleptomaniac back in the day until maybe 20 years old. I shop lifted some major expensive shit, and never got caught thank god. As I've gotten older, I didn't want to steal anymore.

me too. my step dad made me go to a shrink, well a few shrinks to "talk it out"


didnt help. i just decided to stop.

[Kratos]

pijin who wanted to feel like a rebel badguy eh?

more like I wanted stuff and didn't want to pay

[Dukkit]

except the dumbasses who rob banks keep doing it until they get caught

yea and in PA. its mostly black muslims that rob the banks

everyone i was locked up with who was in there for bank robbery. was a black muslim.

lol

[Kratos]

I'm not talking about CD's and sunglasses either, I stole some expensive stuff.

[Voland]

more like I wanted stuff and didn't want to pay

although you had the money...

[Ernst]

hey!!! my Probation Officer says i may have to stop using creatine cuz its giving my piss tests a false positive!!!!

bullshit!!!

ive been on Probation for 4 years. and never had a bad piss test. so she knows im clean. but its messing the lab up. and so i may have to stop

They've been piss testing you for 4 years?

[Dukkit]

ive been to so many psych doctors, shrinks, counselors, etc...

they never helped with a thing.

fukkin waste of degrees.

[Kratos]

yea and in PA. its mostly black muslims that rob the banks

everyone i was locked up with who was in there for bank robbery. was a black muslim.

lol

We don't have the black muslims so much in CT, I met a few white guys that rob banks. The Chinese dudes have the credit card fraud on lock down though.

[Dukkit]

They've been piss testing you for 4 years?

lol

i got caught selling drugs. so they automatically make that a stipulation

it started out tested every month or 2 for the first year or so

now its like 2 times a year

so its not a big deal

[Reed]

Mine never shows up . I think his girl secretly hates me and does everything in her power to keep him from hanging out with me. I wish I had a reliable spotter...

Mine is so freakin self centered it really is insane. I more or less train him, he really couldn't spot me on heavy shit thats why I do incline press on the smith for safety reasons but he thinks my whole schedule revolves around him and if I don't wanna workout at 9 at night (it takes 3 meals to replenish glycogen storage BTW and I wake up at 5:30 almost every morning) he throws a hissy fit. Also complains about shit at the gym etc. Its really irritating the hell out of me

how bout i just show up at the comp with big signs to support ya?

Money would be better but signs will be good to. The more the support the better

[Voland]

I'm not talking about CD's and sunglasses either, I stole some expensive stuff.

like some swarowski figure lol

[Kratos]

although you had the money...

I already told you, I had to work for all my money even though my parents have plenty. Why can't you understand that.

Yo dad, can I get $20 bucks?
No

[Reed]

more like I wanted stuff and didn't want to pay

I could probably tell ya'll things that would blow your freaking mind back in my "bad" times. But I'm trying to forget all that and pretend it never happened honestly

[Voland]

I already told you, I had to work for all my money even though my parents have plenty. Why can't you understand that.

Yo dad, can I get $20 bucks?
No

i understand it. but that collides with your having a pijin life is great which you said.

[Dukkit]

my front delts are blowing up

i guess cuz im actually working shoulders every week

lol

shoulders used to be the day that i would skip if i had things to do .

[Dukkit]

sooo, ive been watchin Dexter

and i really want to experience killing someone.

hmmmmmm

[Voland]

my front delts are blowing up

i guess cuz im actually working shoulders every week

lol

shoulders used to be the day that i would skip if i had things to do .

if i have to skip something i skip arms or legs. never ever skip back or delts. un less i'm taking the whole week off.

[Kratos]

i understand it. but that collides with your having a pijin life is great which you said.

I think true pijins are very unhappy to tell you the truth, nothing in their life has meaning.

My buddy's gf told me this weekend she thinks it's noble I don't work for my parents even though I was born with a silver spoon up my ass.
Fvck you ho

[Dukkit]

i need to find new best friends that actually live in my area.

i dont talk to any of my guy friends who live in my town

im too busy with girls and the gym.

plus none of my guy friends workout or eat right.

[Reed]

i understand it. but that collides with your having a pijin life is great which you said.

Are you jealous of his pijin life. Why does it matter what he wears and all that. If he shows respect and is a decent person thats all that matters in my mind. Not the clothes or some sort of lifestyle that he is trying to represent

[AnimalGear]

yea dukk thats how i feel around here...there is no bodybuilding community in this damn city of 30,000ppl...it sucks...i can't wait to move back to madison or maybe the twin cities...

[Voland]

I think true pijins are very unhappy to tell you the truth, nothing in their life has meaning.

My buddy's gf told me this weekend she thinks it's noble I don't work for my parents even though I was born with a silver spoon up my ass.
Fvck you ho

but that spoon will always be there for you. when you get lazy, or broke or what ever.

[Kratos]

like some swarowski figure lol

rolex watch, computer componets, all the clothes I had, CD players, sports equipment (even stole a bunch of scuba gear once if you can believe that). Stuff I could sell.

[AnimalGear]

and i still don't know what pijin means!!!!!

[Dukkit]

but that spoon will always be there for you. when you get lazy, or broke or what ever.

Voland has some deep seeded issues with ppl who are higher up on the totem pole then him

but we still luv ya!

[Dukkit]

and i still don't know what pijin means!!!!!

rich boy... pretty much.

someone who has a good life and everything handed to them.

along those lines

[Kratos]

but that spoon will always be there for you. when you get lazy, or broke or what ever.

I guess, I mean...I could always totally fvck up and go live in my parents house and eat their food until I got back on my feet. But, they aren't going to pay my morgage or anything ya know what I mean. I don't see your point. If I was so broke I had to move back home, I'd feel like a pretty darn big failure.

[Voland]

Are you jealous of his pijin life. Why does it matter what he wears and all that. If he shows respect and is a decent person thats all that matters in my mind. Not the clothes or some sort of lifestyle that he is trying to represent

I'm just jealous of his money.
I don't care how he dresses or the non monetary based life he has.
I have pijin friends too. Their parent earn more that what K's earn and i can say that without knowing how much his parents win.
And yes if someone is intelligent, good guy and has something special he'll be my friend.

[Voland]

Voland has some deep seeded issues with ppl who are higher up on the totem pole then him

but we still luv ya!

you ALL luv me because im deep and intense.

[Ernst]

Every time I ask for money I have to swallow my pride. I have to make that call today... I've been putting it off.... I have $26 left in the whole wide world tho... I'll have to cave in eventually.

[Dukkit]

I'm just jealous of his money.
I don't care how he dresses or the non monetary based life he has.
I have pijin friends too. Their parent earn more that what K's earn and i can say that without knowing how much his parents win.
And yes if someone is intelligent, good guy and has something special he'll be my friend.

but the "money" he has..... he made himself

so stop being jealous and get a better job. or go to school. or get another job

[Dukkit]

hell. i wish i could live like Kratos.

but i dont cry about it.

i live my life. and try to make it better.

[Kratos]

I don't think I'm above anybody. I can't control who my parents are just like they cannot. I don't know why it's an issue for voland. I earned what little I have just like anybody else.

[Dukkit]

I'm just jealous of his money.
I don't care how he dresses or the non monetary based life he has.
I have pijin friends too. Their parent earn more that what K's earn and i can say that without knowing how much his parents win.
And yes if someone is intelligent, good guy and has something special he'll be my friend.

now if your jealous of the "money" that his family has.....

then his parents made it themselves

so stop bein jealous

and go to school. get a better job or get another job


lol

[Reed]

I'm just jealous of his money.
I don't care how he dresses or the non monetary based life he has.
I have pijin friends too. Their parent earn more that what K's earn and i can say that without knowing how much his parents win.
And yes if someone is intelligent, good guy and has something special he'll be my friend.

Well good but you realize there is nothing you can do about it. Worrying and stressing over something you can't control is just weak and wasting energy

[Dukkit]

I don't think I'm above anybody. I can't control who my parents are just like they cannot. I don't know why it's an issue for voland. I earned what little I have just like anybody else.

i got you dawg! i got you!!

hahaha

you good ppl, yea, good ppl

[AnimalGear]

Hey Kats

damnit, it sucks having a girlfriend right now in life, it's stressing me out cause idk how to deal with my shit

[Voland]

hell. i wish i could live like Kratos.

but i dont cry about it.

i live my life. and try to make it better.

when did you see me crying. i earn some decent money now. more than i spend. cos i spend very little. I just want to bath in money.
BTW i have a degree, and i'll have my own biz and you will beg me to work on it. I will come, conquer and kick ass.