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    I just ate half a cheesecake. Ugh. It was good... but every bite I take I think of the ridiculous fat and sugar content. Take that gallbladder!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    I just ate half a cheesecake. Ugh. It was good... but every bite I take I think of the ridiculous fat and sugar content. Take that gallbladder!
    oh oh oh!!

    cheesecake is a drug!
    its sooooo goooodd!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Voland View Post
    then YOU should be the one who kisses when you think she DISERVES IT. Not the one who lets the girl kiss you and just accept it and go "wiiiiiiiiiiiii she kisses me!!! "
    hey I did kiss her......we hugged...she kissed my neck as usual....and then did the linger thing and kissed her

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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    Wow. That's sad. I've made out with more girls than that at one time.
    thats cos you're a playboy!!

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    It's part of my birthday cheat fiesta. I also have a pint of ice cream and a pesto chicken sandwich with cheese and mayo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    oh oh oh!!

    cheesecake is a drug!
    its sooooo goooodd!!!
    good food is a drug and i decide to be a junkie I'll just do more cardio LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    ruhl continues to amaze me
    why's that?

    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    Wow. That's sad. I've made out with more girls than that at one time.
    I'd venture that your assertion is more sad than mine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    It's part of my birthday cheat fiesta. I also have a pint of ice cream and a pesto chicken sandwich with cheese and mayo.
    mmmm icecream. I like after eight icream. well i like any icream except chocolate. icecream...i eat one of those everyday in summer. they save my from dieing under the spanish sun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    I'd venture that your assertion is more sad than mine.
    Rofl... yeah, I'm all broken up about it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    Rofl... yeah, I'm all broken up about it.
    I have my morals......

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    i like to move it move it

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    hello everybody its your friendly neighborhood pitbull

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    Sup Reed?

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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    I have my morals......
    My moral standing is lying down.

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    what up witcha birthday boy. hows the celebration going. plans tonight?

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    Yesterday was the birthday, but I spent all day doing fcuking homework and class. Today is cheat meal central followed by wicked sex.

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    oh the big bad Reed is in the house

    he'll huff and he'll puff and he'll blow your gym down!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reed View Post
    hello everybody its your friendly neighborhood pitbull
    if that's actually your dog have him make some puppies and i'll buy one

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    anybody know how to do this?????

    a) plot the function f(x) = x - 2p[(x+p)/2p] for p = 1, 2 , pi

    b) show that f is 2p-periodic and f(x) = x for all x in (-p,p)

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    haha

    math

    haha

    i never passed a math class in my life

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    I can do A... I'm not sure what B is asking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    anybody know how to do this?????

    a) plot the function f(x) = x - 2p[(x+p)/2p] for p = 1, 2 , pi

    b) show that f is 2p-periodic and f(x) = x for all x in (-p,p)
    yeah, calc, easy shit

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    Math is by far my weakest subject.

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    someday you'll realize I know what I'm talking about when it comes to girls ruhl

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    someday you'll realize I know what I'm talking about when it comes to girls ruhl
    you do sir. you do

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    yeah, calc, easy shit
    I don't know how to 'show' that it's 2p-periodic.....and the f(x) = x thing doesn't make sense to me at all after looking at the plots.......and those square brackets mean it's a floor function

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    someday you'll realize I know what I'm talking about when it comes to girls ruhl
    i've succumbed to believing that if i don't get laid the first night i'm not gonna get laid unless it's a sympathy ****...because once i am myself for awhile it's a big turn off

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    i know what 1 plus 1 equals

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    arggg numbers!!!!!
    thats not an art thus i have no interest on it.

    btw i did back today pijin blew my lats out, sore and pumper for an couple hours.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    i've succumbed to believing that if i don't get laid the first night i'm not gonna get laid unless it's a sympathy ****...because once i am myself for awhile it's a big turn off
    1. how are you when you are yourself???

    2. if being yourself doesnt work, fake to be anyone else. Thats what girls do 24/7.

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    i should be getting my blood work results back on monday

    should be interesting to see where everythings at

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    Heart is beating hard again...damn...on the up side my g/fs sorority sister invited me to a crush steal party haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by XD40 View Post
    Heart is beating hard again...damn...on the up side my g/fs sorority sister invited me to a crush steal party haha
    what is that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by XD40 View Post
    Heart is beating hard again...damn...on the up side my g/fs sorority sister invited me to a crush steal party haha
    i hate you....i want to pillage sorority ass.....

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    a crush steal is where the girls write down theyre crushes and the other girls have to steal the crush from each other. then they invite you and you have to spend the night @ the bar with them for like four hours and drink/talk watever....like a big swinger party lol.....

    Ruhl man,....just march up in the sorority house and whip it out and ur in!

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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    i hate you....i want to pillage sorority ass.....
    but you refuse to, just do it

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    shit i gotta go give my friends a ride to the bar so they can get theyre cars....

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    Quote Originally Posted by XD40 View Post
    a crush steal is where the girls write down theyre crushes and the other girls have to steal the crush from each other. then they invite you and you have to spend the night @ the bar with them for like four hours and drink/talk watever....like a big swinger party lol.....

    Ruhl man,....just march up in the sorority house and whip it out and ur in!
    oh i see. there is no such thing here.

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    sometime today

    i will _______

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    i just farted haha

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