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  1. 01-30-2009, 08:49 AM #121401
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    That sounds like fun. Anyone noteworthy headlining?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    That sounds like fun. Anyone noteworthy headlining?
    somebody who has guest starred on KING OF QUEENS

    and then there are 5 other comics also performing.

    ive been to this club a few times and its always been a good time. so it will be funny no matter
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    Dave Attell is here next week...
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    i like him. hes raw and uncut. lol
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    im gonna shave tonight

    its been a few weeks

    lol
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    "I'll be honest, in some ways I am hesitant about you because you aren't that comfortable with yourself... I don't want to make you angry by saying that... I just kind of worry about you, I guess..."

    well looks like this is the end of me, again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    "I'll be honest, in some ways I am hesitant about you because you aren't that comfortable with yourself... I don't want to make you angry by saying that... I just kind of worry about you, I guess..."

    well looks like this is the end of me, again.
    New girl said that to you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    "I'll be honest, in some ways I am hesitant about you because you aren't that comfortable with yourself... I don't want to make you angry by saying that... I just kind of worry about you, I guess..."

    well looks like this is the end of me, again.
    yep
    your fukked
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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    "I'll be honest, in some ways I am hesitant about you because you aren't that comfortable with yourself... I don't want to make you angry by saying that... I just kind of worry about you, I guess..."

    well looks like this is the end of me, again.
    but it could be good.

    she cares... and she is thinking about takin it further with you or else she wouldnt of come to that conclusion in the first place

    so buck up. be more confident and cocky around her. and shell be all up on ya
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    Feign confidence and security. Talk about the future. A good future.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    "I'll be honest, in some ways I am hesitant about you because you aren't that comfortable with yourself... I don't want to make you angry by saying that... I just kind of worry about you, I guess..."

    well looks like this is the end of me, again.
    tell her. Yeah, im unconfortable, cos by dick is to big, dont worry you will taste it over and over.
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    i hate when girl or anyone think they cas psicoanalyze me. I'd kick their presuptuous ass. Specially when they add "because i care fir you" with that compasionate tone. They i want to kick their ass twice.
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    girl: you seem to have unresolved anger issues

    V: [kicks girls ass]
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    ruhl #7: ruhl nos. 1 thru 6 will always be violated resulting in early termination fees and sadness. therefore, there are no more ruhls.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    but it could be good.

    she cares... and she is thinking about takin it further with you or else she wouldnt of come to that conclusion in the first place

    so buck up. be more confident and cocky around her. and shell be all up on ya
    well she cares....a plus.

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    Feign confidence and security. Talk about the future. A good future.
    I hate even thinking about the future
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    you COULD say:

    i'm a little hesitant about you too. you have a fat butt.



    LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    I hate even thinking about the future
    Then lie. Jeez...
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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    ruhl #7: ruhl nos. 1 thru 6 will always be violated resulting in early termination fees and sadness. therefore, there are no more ruhls.
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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    you COULD say:

    i'm a little hesitant about you too. you have a fat butt.



    LOL
    The words every girl longs to hear....
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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    girl: you seem to have unresolved anger issues

    V: [kicks girls ass]
    that will show them
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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    ruhl #7: ruhl nos. 1 thru 6 will always be violated resulting in early termination fees and sadness. therefore, there are no more ruhls.
    you just wait till i clone myself
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    Quote Originally Posted by Voland View Post
    that will show them
    "Who's got anger issues now you stupid bitch?!!!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    you COULD say:

    i'm a little hesitant about you too. you have a fat butt.



    LOL
    mmmm no she has a cute butt....i had my hands all over it the other day mmmm it was awesome. I wanted to just rip her clothes off and **** her till her body convulsed in waves of pleasure and her juices envelope my cock as she cums harder than she ever has.
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    i didnt SAY she has a fat butt

    just that you could TELL her she does.

    so stop telling her all the things that make you insecure. too early in a relationship to whine about everything that scares you.
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    just got back...up it to 50mcg...hands are shaking but my heart isnt racing like it was yesterday....prlly kus im killing water already this morning
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    shower time.
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    oh man
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    its died
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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    "I'll be honest, in some ways I am hesitant about you because you aren't that comfortable with yourself... I don't want to make you angry by saying that... I just kind of worry about you, I guess..."

    well looks like this is the end of me, again.
    she mind as well have been playing taps
    that's a death sentence
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    hello kratos

    how are you buddy boy?
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    i'm being a nice man and taking my womie (my legal one) out to mall and eats.
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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    i'm being a nice man and taking my womie (my legal one) out to mall and eats.
    what a nice husband!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    hello kratos

    how are you buddy boy?
    I'm well, I'm driving up to go skiing for the weekend after work.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    she mind as well have been playing taps
    that's a death sentence
    nah, she likes me.....and if she doesn't...well i'm ****ed for life cuz she's one of those that has essentially ALL of the qualities i look for, so yea....
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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    nah, she likes me.....and if she doesn't...well i'm ****ed for life cuz she's one of those that has essentially ALL of the qualities i look for, so yea....
    yeah, she does like you. she thinks you're a nice guy and she wants to see good things happen for you. I'm sure she really cares. The sexual attraction is dead though. I warned you, your behavior was going to land you in the friend zone or no zone. You hit the friend zone buddy. Pick a new girl now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by inky-e View Post
    Sup doosh whores?!
    hey buddy, where you been. The whore thread hasn't been the same.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    I'm well, I'm driving up to go skiing for the weekend after work.
    kick ass
    sounds fun

    im goin to a comedy club tonight
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    In case you need an update ink, ruhl tried to get laid and didn't again.
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    Hmmm... ethyl oleate does shoot much easier. Now we'll see how it works over the next few days. I've heard of a few people having allergic reactions to it, so I though I'd just get a little and try it before buying a bunch.
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