'Official Postwhore Thread'

[Reed]

why, protein farts?

hahah well that too. I was lightin them up the other day doing legs on Tuesday. It was pretty bad.

[Dukkit]

i gotta story to tell
my knife talk to me
but nobody believe that my knife talk to me
my knife woke me up and said,
your gun is in the closet, flipping
talkin bout i get the most action,
he about to soak me up

so i went to the closet and said
hammer whats wrong witchu?

"you aint bustin me off, its like i dont belong to you"

[Reed]

OK folks I gotta prepare for the back day.

Much love to all my family. Later folks!!!

[scibble]

see y later reed-gator

[Kratos]

gonna hopefully get my contest prep cycle thread up before i leave for class, if not it will be up soon

I'm doing a contest cycle right now. The contest is to be the sexiest man alive.

[Ernst]

Later Reed.

Later guys... I'm out.

[scibble]

cya too

[Dukkit]

everyones leaving

guess ill leave too

fukk

[scibble]

bout time for me to clean up and eat my way to freakishness

[scibble]

l8tr to yall..... and dukkit

[Kratos]

another company just called me to see if I want to jump ship and work for them. That's the second time it's happend in 3 months. Don't they know I'm worthless?

[Kratos]

my salad had a lot of garlic on it. I won't be kissing anyone today.

[RuhlFreak55]

hmmm does that mean if my friend comes over and i make spaghetti she wont kiss me???

[Kratos]

hmmm does that mean if my friend comes over and i make spaghetti she wont kiss me???

nah, if you both have garlic on your breath, they cancel each other out. I need 24 good hours to detox now before I can lock lips with a non garlic eater. In the salad's defense it was called a garlic lover's salad.

[RuhlFreak55]

nah, if you both have garlic on your breath, they cancel each other out. I need 24 good hours to detox now before I can lock lips with a non garlic eater. In the salad's defense it was called a garlic lover's salad.

ah good, cuz next time she comes over i'm going for a kiss

[Dukkit]

lol

garlic

hahah

suck it up and kiss em

[Kratos]

ah good, cuz next time she comes over i'm going for a kiss

you should go for a fvck instead

[Dukkit]

ah good, cuz next time she comes over i'm going for a kiss

i can picture your big ass self... goin in for a kiss

quite comedic i must say

[Dukkit]

you should go for a fvck instead

i concur Dr. Kratos

[Dukkit]

i want some sugar

donuts.. here i come

brb

[Kratos]

the girl I've sorta been out with a few times now, I'm not sure I like the way she kisses. I can't figure out her style. It's like all tounge and no lips. her mouth is just kinda open and she works my tounge around and stuff. It's different, and it's not my favorite.

Hey ruhl, the way I got my first kiss from this one, it was pretty simple. We watched a movie and we were chillin on the couch. The movie was over and I just said "so, I kinda want to kiss you before you leave." She thought it was cute.

[RuhlFreak55]

you should go for a fvck instead

i dunno that she'd go for that....however, they can always escalate. And the only time i've ever kissed a girl i was inside her less than 20 minutes later so who knows

i can picture your big ass self... goin in for a kiss

quite comedic i must say

i can be romantic and suave and stuff......Kate said i was a great kisser

[Kratos]

so she leaned over and we started making out. She was sitting close to me so obviously she wanted to kiss.

[Kratos]

i can be romantic and suave and stuff......Kate said i was a great kisser

I'm a great kisser but this chick's style is throwing me off, I'm not sure what to do with it.

[RuhlFreak55]

so she leaned over and we started making out. She was sitting close to me so obviously she wanted to kiss.

what's obvious bout laying with her legs over you sideways?

[Kratos]

what's obvious bout laying with her legs over you sideways?

well hmmm, it's a signal and you weren't tuned in to Tokyo my friend.

see chicks read cosmo and crap like that and know we're horny bastads. They don't want to seem like sluts but they want to get fuct. They now legs are sexy and it makes dudes horny when they land in our lap. The fact that she was in contact with you at all while spending time with you says ding ding ding "I want to at least cuddle/and or make out, and I prolly wont object to being fuct." So you were supposto get horny and do something. It's simple you start rubbing her legs gently cause they're in your lap, ie she's giving you access to them. Gawd do I have to explain everything that took me 29 years to figure out.

[RuhlFreak55]

well hmmm, it's a signal and you weren't tuned in to Tokyo my friend.

see chicks read cosmo and crap like that and know we're horny bastads. They don't want to seem like sluts but they want to get fuct. They now legs are sexy and it makes dudes horny when they land in our lap. The fact that she was in contact with you at all while spending time with you says ding ding ding "I want to at least cuddle/and or make out, and I prolly wont object to being fuct." So you were supposto get horny and do something. It's simple you start rubbing her legs gently cause they're in your lap, ie she's giving you access to them. Gawd do I have to explain everything that took me 29 years to figure out.

hey i did most of that lol....i was horny and i was gently rubbing her legs

[RuhlFreak55]

didn't know how to escalate it though....or the signals that allow it

[Dukkit]

didnt have any donuts

so i had cookies

[Kratos]

didn't know how to escalate it though....or the signals that allow it

well, she likes you cause you're a big ugly beast aka an alpha could protect me type of dude. She's expecting you to take what you want. If you don't at least try to get some by the 3rd date she's going to think you don't like her and do what scared little rabbits do and run away.

See, girls are supposto be the ones who are attracted to dominance, not the big muscle men too scared to have sex. I like when girls are agressive just as much as the next guy but you have to show her you're into it by trying to have sex with her.

[Kratos]

everybody's nervous to put themselves in a position to be rejected. you more so than most cause you have some clear social anxieties. If you get over that crap you might find you don't want to get raped up the ass by your gf anymore and you actually like being the man in the realationship. I find it's easier to get a hard on when I'm in control in fact.

[RuhlFreak55]

well, she likes you cause you're a big ugly beast aka an alpha could protect me type of dude. She's expecting you to take what you want. If you don't at least try to get some by the 3rd date she's going to think you don't like her and do what scared little rabbits do and run away.

See, girls are supposto be the ones who are attracted to dominance, not the big muscle men too scared to have sex. I like when girls are agressive just as much as the next guy but you have to show her you're into it by trying to have sex with her.

get some meaning sex or just like making out? damnit am i gonna have to go buy condoms.....i hate those things, after a couple times with kate i wasn't allowed to use one.
i dunno if i can actually try to initiate sex when i don't know if she wants me to.....that'll take getting over lots of stuff

[Kratos]

I drank half a liter of diet coke when I woke up this morning after sweating out half my body weight in water last night. Damn you tren .

[Voland]

uhuuu did a 170€ sell.
saved the store from 5 days of cero income.
They should praise my selling skills and not complain about numbers. I'd like to see me bosses selling 170 € worth of placebos.

[Dukkit]

ive figured out i need to date girls that dont talk alot

and this girl im liking... doesnt talk alot

i like it

[RuhlFreak55]

i like talking.....

[Kratos]

get some meaning sex or just like making out? damnit am i gonna have to go buy condoms.....i hate those things, after a couple times with kate i wasn't allowed to use one.
i dunno if i can actually try to initiate sex when i don't know if she wants me to.....that'll take getting over lots of stuff

well, first date I think sex can be a little presumptious but you should have at least went for making out. Yeah, you need to have some condoms on hand. at least three cause if she stays over you're going to want to hit it again in the morning. Some girls won't let you in the doors without one.

It's pretty simple to know when a girl wants it. You're making out, you got your hands all over them. They seem to be enjoying it. Maybe you rub their box a little through whatever they're wearing and they enjoy it. It's hard wired in your brain, just do what you feel like and forget about your supid inhibitions cause you're one guy who has too many.

[Dukkit]

i like talking.....

so do i.

but only when i talk

hahaha

nah. i like them to talk. but not nonstop

too much and i wanna choke em

[Kratos]

it's simple math ruhl, you want sex...guess what? she does too or she would be hanging out with her gf's and not cuddled up against your ugly ass

[scibble]

i feel like having a donut too....

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