'Official Postwhore Thread'

[scibble]

i'd like to be with a hot deaf chick like that Madelin woman in children of a lesser god

[Kratos]

uhuuu did a 170€ sell.
saved the store from 5 days of cero income.
They should praise my selling skills and not complain about numbers. I'd like to see me bosses selling 170 € worth of placebos.

I'm guessing the store has more than 170 in overhead for 5 days including your paycheck. So, he should complain about numbers.

[Dukkit]

so. im thinking about ditching my 2 other dates taht i have set up for this weekend...

and just chilling with the girl i like

[Voland]

didn't know how to escalate it though....or the signals that allow it

listen to old Voland....

*how to escalete and the sign:
i see you are like me. I'm unable to read girls sign. So you know what? I dont bother anymore. when I want, when I feel i Just follow a coherent transition.
You feel i want a kiss i kiss her. I dont wait for signals and shit. That can drive crazy anyone. If she is with you in teh same sofa its because she wants sex. Period. There is no other reason. NO OTHER.
So you kiss, you grabb her undress her or say "underdress!!! i'm gonna fvuck you" seriously that kinda dominance turns woman on.
But once again that dominance should be in each and every step of the interaction if you're shy, and beta and then you go macho killer she'll be scared.

[scibble]

they'd make good future back ups

[scibble]

listen to old Voland....

*how to escalete and the sign:
i see you are like me. I'm unable to read girls sign. So you know what? I dont bother anymore. when I want, when I feel i Just follow a coherent transition.
You feel i want a kiss i kiss her. I dont wait for signals and shit. That can drive crazy anyone. If she is with you in teh same sofa its because she wants sex. Period. There is no other reason. NO OTHER.
So you kiss, you grabb her undress her or say "underdress!!! i'm gonna fvuck you" seriously that kinda dominance turns woman on.
But once again that dominance should be in each and every step of the interaction if you're shy, and beta and then you go macho killer she'll be scared.

ahahahahahhaa

opposite pole from dukkit's maneuvers

[RuhlFreak55]

well, first date I think sex can be a little presumptious but you should have at least went for making out. Yeah, you need to have some condoms on hand. at least three cause if she stays over you're going to want to hit it again in the morning. Some girls won't let you in the doors without one.

It's pretty simple to know when a girl wants it. You're making out, you got your hands all over them. They seem to be enjoying it. Maybe you rub their box a little through whatever they're wearing and they enjoy it. It's hard wired in your brain, just do what you feel like and forget about your supid inhibitions cause you're one guy who has too many.

yea it was pretty simple as i remember it with my first....but i didn't initiate that, she jumped on my lap and whispered something very bad in my ear and started kissing me all over

[Dukkit]

they'd make good future back ups

i have plenty of those

[Voland]

I'm guessing the store has more than 170 in overhead for 5 days including your paycheck. So, he should complain about numbers.

if they didnt supply me with crappy products i could sell some. Would you buy some crappy test a dude made on his kitcken lab??? NO. You want quality.
Once you have quality you want a decent price (well you dont, cos you're richboy).

[Dukkit]

ahahahahahhaa

opposite pole from dukkit's maneuvers

uh

yeah

maybe in spain (not)

but in america... theres better ways

[Kratos]

listen to old Voland....

If she is with you in teh same sofa its because she wants sex. Period. There is no other reason. NO OTHER.
.

Yes!!! Same reason you're on the same sofa with her, duh. If she didn't have a vagina, you wouldn't be there.

Now you're going to go all lovey dovy and say, no I want someone to love. Well, you start by spending time together and hitting it and see if there is a connection. Sex comes before love my big dumb oxen friend.

[scibble]

i have plenty of those

yeah, i can imagine.

dukkit's little black book: had to upgrade his phone to 4 gig memory

[Kratos]

yea it was pretty simple as i remember it with my first....but i didn't initiate that, she jumped on my lap and whispered something very bad in my ear and started kissing me all over

I've been with girls like that, they're usually sluts who've been with a lot of different dick

[scibble]

i'm so slow today. i gotta eat and get to the gym but am moving like a three-toed sloth with two toes missing

[RuhlFreak55]

it's simple math ruhl, you want sex...guess what? she does too or she would be hanging out with her gf's and not cuddled up against your ugly ass

i'm not ugly....she thinks i'm pretty good looking i'm just big....

listen to old Voland....

*how to escalete and the sign:
i see you are like me. I'm unable to read girls sign. So you know what? I dont bother anymore. when I want, when I feel i Just follow a coherent transition.
You feel i want a kiss i kiss her. I dont wait for signals and shit. That can drive crazy anyone. If she is with you in teh same sofa its because she wants sex. Period. There is no other reason. NO OTHER.
So you kiss, you grabb her undress her or say "underdress!!! i'm gonna fvuck you" seriously that kinda dominance turns woman on.
But once again that dominance should be in each and every step of the interaction if you're shy, and beta and then you go macho killer she'll be scared.

voland....i don't wanna get arrested.....and to play those domination games requires alot of trust, which i don't have with her yet. I've asked about it though.

[Kratos]

if they didnt supply me with crappy products i could sell some. Would you buy some crappy test a dude made on his kitcken lab??? NO. You want quality.
Once you have quality you want a decent price (well you dont, cos you're richboy).

I'm a rich boy? damn nobody told me. I'm glad you did, cause I hate being at work. Now I can leave cause I'm loaded, if only I knew sooner.

[RuhlFreak55]

Yes!!! Same reason you're on the same sofa with her, duh. If she didn't have a vagina, you wouldn't be there.

Now you're going to go all lovey dovy and say, no I want someone to love. Well, you start by spending time together and hitting it and see if there is a connection. Sex comes before love my big dumb oxen friend.

grrr i know that you have to have sex before you know if you have love....(for the most part, there are special instances)......i'm not dumb either

[Kratos]

i'm not ugly....she thinks i'm pretty good looking i'm just big....
.

My point is she didn't come over cause she thought you'd be fun to play monopoly with.

[Voland]

ahahahahahhaa

opposite pole from dukkit's maneuvers

yeah i've heard he play kinda soft and smooth. I cant be like that. I feel stupid smiling for no reason waiting for signals, etc etc.
The last girl i had sex with was like this:
i was in a bar (not a club just a regular bar). We were talking, then had drinks, went out of the place and then gently pushed her against the wall and had my arms in both of her sides, as barriers and told her, look, i'm gonna kiss you, if you dont you've got 3 secs. opened one "barrier" and counted. Guess what? she didn't move. so i kissed her. after a while i told her. You're coming to my place. She said "what are we doing there??" i said "its called love making, you'll like it" (treating her as if she was retarded, cos the question is retarded). And we had sex.

I guess that will be a best approach for ya ruhl. its easy as hell.

[Kratos]

grrr i know that you have to have sex before you know if you have love....(for the most part, there are special instances)......i'm not dumb either

stubborn more so than dumb, you don't listen

[Voland]

i'm not ugly....she thinks i'm pretty good looking i'm just big....



voland....i don't wanna get arrested.....and to play those domination games requires alot of trust, which i don't have with her yet. I've asked about it though.

you're just boicoting yourself....arrested?trust? come on....they are horny lil bitches like you (although you are a big mofo lol). Forget fairytales.

[Kratos]

yeah i've heard he play kinda soft and smooth. I cant be like that. I feel stupid smiling for no reason waiting for signals, etc etc.
The last girl i had sex with was like this:
i was in a bar (not a club just a regular bar). We were talking, then had drinks, went out of the place and then gently pushed her against the wall and had my arms in both of her sides, as barriers and told her, look, i'm gonna kiss you, if you dont you've got 3 secs. opened one "barrier" and counted. Guess what? she didn't move. so i kissed her. after a while i told her. You're coming to my place. She said "what are we doing there??" i said "its called love making, you'll like it" (treating her as if she was retarded, cos the question is retarded). And we had sex.

I guess that will be a best approach for ya ruhl. its easy as hell.

I think that's too advanced for ruhl, she'll be scared.

[Kratos]

Just be yourself ruhl and do what you want to do, it's as simple as that. If she doesn't want to do it too, she'll let you know.

[Voland]

uh

yeah

maybe in spain (not)

but in america... theres better ways

if you're not hardcore dominant in spain and specially with slavonic girls you are automatically considered gay or a pvssy. in seconds. US double moral is well known. but its just that.

[scibble]

if you're not hardcore dominant in spain and specially with slavonic girls you are automatically considered gay or a pvssy. in seconds. US double moral is well known. but its just that.

you may be right, but that's the way things are here, and a guy has got to play by those rules. this is the land of date-rape charges

[Dukkit]

yeah, i can imagine.

dukkit's little black book: had to upgrade his phone to 4 gig memory

it has more then that. the phone has 6 and i have a 2 gig memory card

lol

[scibble]

it has more then that. the phone has 6 and i have a 2 gig memory card

lol

my black book consists of a single, blank, index card

[Kratos]

you're just boicoting yourself....arrested?trust? come on....they are horny lil bitches like you (although you are a big mofo lol). Forget fairytales.

yup, they walk around dressing nice and smelling nice and putting up with long hair and acting cute and all the other stuff they do cause they want their little vaginas stuffed like a turkey. If you don't get with the program you're either destined for the friend zone or no zone at all.

If she likes you and thinks you're great she'll stay with you and have lots of sex. For the simple reason, it's a lot of work to go find someone else as good as you. Then she'll get attached and that's love.

I teach you so much and you don't even say thankyou.

[Dukkit]

RUHL

just go for it. your instincts will kick in after kissing for a few mins

and you work from there

if she doesnt wanna take it to sex level... then she'll say no

dont be afraid to be told no.

all that means is you keep making out and maybe do some hand job stuff.

[Dukkit]

but i think shes gonna say YES ruhl

[Kratos]

RUHL

just go for it. your instincts will kick in after kissing for a few mins

and you work from there

if she doesnt wanna take it to sex level... then she'll say no

dont be afraid to be told no.

all that means is you keep making out and maybe do some hand job stuff.

usually they feel bad if they like you but aren't ready to let you in the doors, so you walk away with a consolation blow job. No harm no foul, you live to fight and try to get in her pants another day.

[Voland]

going home. see yall

[Dukkit]

usually they feel bad if they like you but aren't ready to let you in the doors, so you walk away with a consolation blow job. No harm no foul, you live to fight and try to get in her pants another day.

exactly

you will get off somehow before the night is over Ruhl

[scibble]

cya volando

[Dukkit]

later V

[RuhlFreak55]

true i am very stubborn......but she's into me, she's even interested in competing in bodybuilding if they bring it down to a more feminine level more.

texted her to see what she's doin tonight.....we shall see

[RuhlFreak55]

true i am very stubborn......but she's into me, she's even interested in competing in bodybuilding if they bring it down to a more feminine level more.

texted her to see what she's doin tonight.....we shall see

[Dukkit]

go ruhly
go ruhly
go ruhly

[RuhlFreak55]

but i think shes gonna say YES ruhl

that would be an awesome positive for the week

[RuhlFreak55]

i gotta roll.....class, then gym