'Official Postwhore Thread'

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so dukkit, what did you say to your doc to get her to order all those tests for you?

[Dukkit]

so dukkit, what did you say to your doc to get her to order all those tests for you?

first i flirted with her like i always do

then she asked why i was here

"the usual, full blood work, std tests"

thats all... lol


i went in last year while on cycle and my test was 2.5 times higher then normal... so she knows why

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good! nice to have an accommodating doc

[Dukkit]

she even gave me a compliment...

she said "you know i dont agree with the things you do to get your body where you want it"

and i said yeah but im just want that extra boost. i want my body different

she goes... your body is great. you dont need it.

hehe. i blushed

[Kratos]

I gotta go do some work, have a gr8 weekend dukkit

[Dukkit]

she actually thinks im on SERMS and AI's

not injections

but eh

[Dukkit]

I gotta go do some work, have a gr8 weekend dukkit

hey!! you too man!!

enjoy!

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"thanks, you're looking pretty good yourself...

so....what you doing tonight?" LOL

[Dukkit]

"thanks, you're looking pretty good yourself...

so....what you doing tonight?" LOL

LOL

id like too. but i just cant cross that line with my doctor.
haha

[Dukkit]

plus she thinks im a whore

cuz she has a rough estimate of how many ppl ive slept with in the last year shes been my doc

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not by the hair of her vagini gin gina!

o...zing!

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actually, she's a freak in the sheets, and is thinking

"g-d i wanna get into his pants, but i just cant cross that line with a patient!"

[Dukkit]

actually, she's a freak in the sheets, and is thinking

"g-d i wanna get into his pants, but i just cant cross that line with a patient!"

haha

wouldnt that be the shit

[Dukkit]

i was hittin on the nurse also

she was cute but too skinny for my tastes

[Dukkit]

oh i have an admirer when im at the gym

theres company thats connected on the L shape of my gyms building. and this chick that works there came out. walked to her car which was right in front of the big windows where i was standin

she stared at me

then she came back by and i waved... she smiled and waved back

hmm

she was hot

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ahqahahahah

you tell her, "i'm sorry i have to change to a new doctor",

then when that little discussion is over, "so what you doin' tonight?"

see then she's thinking she's not your doctor anymore so it's not a problem in her mind

then, if she says NO WAY, you can say:

"um...about the changing doctor thing...i was just kidding"


AHAHAA

[Dukkit]

then i left the gym, went home and got head from this one girl

showered and went to the doctors appt

haha

[Dukkit]

ahqahahahah

you tell her, "i'm sorry i have to change to a new doctor",

then when that little discussion is over, "so what you doin' tonight?"

see then she's thinking she's not your doctor anymore so it's not a problem in her mind

then, if she says NO WAY, you can say:

"um...about the changing doctor thing...i was just kidding"


AHAHAA

ill try that next time

shes gonna call me when my blood work comes back in...
cant wait to hear her phone voice

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then i left the gym, went home and got head from this one girl

showered and went to the doctors appt

haha

that would make me ROTFLMAO if you had left some lipstick on your thing, and the doc saw that while examining you

[Dukkit]

that would make me ROTFLMAO if you had left some lipstick on your thing, and the doc saw that while examining you

ahaha! i was more concerned about stinking my ass off from the gym!

[Dukkit]

shoulders and tris today fella

i say fella cuz its only me and you scibble

[Dukkit]

holy shit

im almost at 27,000

posts!!!

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eh, would probably be the musky pheramone-laden odor that drives women wild

[Dukkit]

eh, would probably be the musky pheramone-laden odor that drives women wild

there was a thread about that a long time ago

bout how while on cycle you attract more women cuz they can somehow sense the extra testosterone and so on.

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tri's today.

i do chest MONday
tues bis and back
wed shoulders
thurs +/- off
fri tris and maybe traps
sat off
sun leg day and low back (deadlifts)

MON: repeat

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but you've not been on test for awhile have ya?

[Dukkit]

tri's today.

i do chest MONday
tues bis and back
wed shoulders
thurs +/- off
fri tris and maybe traps
sat off
sun leg day and low back (deadlifts)

MON: repeat

mon - chest/ bi
tues - leg
wed - off
thurs - usually tri/delt
fri - back

but you've not been on test for awhile have ya?

psht. im always on test

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mon - chest/ bi
tues - leg
wed - off
thurs - usually tri/delt
fri - back

off sat and sunday?

psht. im always on test

seriously?

[Dukkit]

off sat and sunday?



seriously?

lately ive been doin 2 days on.. and one day off.. so ive been hittin the gym on the weekends. but not this week,. already hit all my body parts after tonight. so sat and sun off... those are my sex days now... need that rest time from the gym

and no comment

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i still have to work on the libido. when i first started my hrt i was constantly horny, looking up things to do [wink] on the web, and just freakin. that changed and gotta sort out the hormones to get back to that. i liked it!

[Dukkit]

time for chicken

then in 30 mins

oats/tuna/creatine/caffeine

i gotta buy more BCAA

[Dukkit]

i still have to work on the libido. when i first started my hrt i was constantly horny, looking up things to do [wink] on the web, and just freakin. that changed and gotta sort out the hormones to get back to that. i liked it!

haha
awesome
good luck!

how old are you again man?

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i'm drinkin my caffeine.

then when daughter comes home, she'll go to the gym with me.

she likes to go anywhere i go. she'll sit in the waiting area in front of the big screen and either watch something or read her book.

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haha
awesome
good luck!

how old are you again man?

i am 42. i look quite a bit younger. most people cannot guess i'm so old

[Dukkit]

i'm drinkin my caffeine.

then when daughter comes home, she'll go to the gym with me.

she likes to go anywhere i go. she'll sit in the waiting area in front of the big screen and either watch something or read her book.

aww!

i want a kid!!

i hope that this girls daughter likes me. and wants to go to the gym with me too

[Dukkit]

i am 42. i look quite a bit younger. most people cannot guess i'm so old

wow

yeah i definitly thought you were like mid 30's

ive seen your pics

thats cool man

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if you are good with the kid, she probably will want to follow you around;

how old is the kid?

[Dukkit]

if you are good with the kid, she probably will want to follow you around;

how old is the kid?

5

and ive dated alot of moms and the kids always like me. so i hope this time isnt different

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and i dont have any pics with being completely shaven. takes a couple more years off

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i am so frequently care-free and jovial with patients, i've been told by a number of them:

"your kids much have a lot of fun with you" and

"i'll bet you're great with kids".