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    man whore business was in full swing this weekend

    its good!

    im hungry and gotta take a smash

    brb

    lol

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    I know the feeling......its hard being a whore

    Everyone thinks they can do it but it takes skill and dedication

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    Quote Originally Posted by RangersLTW View Post
    I know the feeling......its hard being a whore

    Everyone thinks they can do it but it takes skill and dedication
    EXACTLY!!


    they think its all fun and games.. ha! not always my friends. not always

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    ya you got to put alot of time in......no time to rest....always on the look out for last weekends bring home treat

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    it takes money. time. messes up the gym and my diet

    wears you out. you gotta keep 20 girls happy and always call and text them

    you gotta take care of your body so that they stay happy and you gottta make sure they do the same. lol

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    spoken like a true vet......much respect

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    curious am I

    what your thoughts are about my email,

    mr. whore-king

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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    curious am I

    what your thoughts are about my email,

    mr. whore-king
    ive read it

    what about it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by RangersLTW View Post
    spoken like a true vet......much respect
    lol

    thanks. glad someone respects my whoringness

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    i guess you're right, nothing in particular.

    just thought you might have something to say. usu you do

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    Breakfast time bitches

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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    i guess you're right, nothing in particular.

    just thought you might have something to say. usu you do
    lol

    i dunno

    you did the right thing. handled it the right way

    now you just need to give her a call sometime and meet up. then thats when you need to have the game face on

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    old Asian ladies need to stay the eff off of my tread climber....i though i was being slick going early this mourning but when i got there only one tread C was working and this asian lady was on it for 2 HOURS !!! i was there @ 7am and i just got done @ 930....2.5 hours for a half hour of cardio...sure is monday

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    lthen thats when you need to have the game face on
    [scibble applies shoe polish under the eyes]

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    Quote Originally Posted by XD40 View Post
    Breakfast time bitches
    slut!
    snap into a slim jim!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by XD40 View Post
    old Asian ladies need to stay the eff off of my tread climber....i though i was being slick going early this mourning but when i got there only one tread C was working and this asian lady was on it for 2 HOURS !!! i was there @ 7am and i just got done @ 930....2.5 hours for a half hour of cardio...sure is monday
    bunch of punks. thats when you let one protein fart rip. loud and proud. theyll clear out
    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    [scibble applies shoe polish under the eyes]
    haha lets get it on!!

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    It was a dark and whorey night....

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    the tae kown do teacher moved his gym across town. and i was already squeezing the class into my schedule, racing to get the little girl home to bed in reasonable time. so had to quit it. i feel bad now, she tells me she is "disappointed" because she wanted to get her black belt.

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    haha dude i stayed with this girl the other night and was laying in her bed when my stomach dropped out and i realized i had to let a nasty protein fart go...i had to hold that bitch in alllll night haha as soon as i walked out her apt in the morning i let that bitch go and ohh man it was better than any porn star sex!

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    ha...i'm the only one not too busy today.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    the tae kown do teacher moved his gym across town. and i was already squeezing the class into my schedule, racing to get the little girl home to bed in reasonable time. so had to quit it. i feel bad now, she tells me she is "disappointed" because she wanted to get her black belt.
    bummer dude

    theres no other karate places around?

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    not close by...

    she's young enough, she'll have opportunities to pursue that when she's a little older.

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    I'm out gotta get to work

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    turkey sam-bich

    my staple.

    i gotta make sure to keep the oats in there somewhere. i let em alone for awhile and bound up like a got cement up there.

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    bye, rltw

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    i just ate oats and tuna

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    i just ate oats and tuna
    in water

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    im stuffing my face with oats as im reading this....just add a shot of cinnamon and a splenda packet brahski's

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    on the up side i had sex three times yesterday

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    Quote Originally Posted by XD40 View Post
    im stuffing my face with oats as im reading this....just add a shot of cinnamon and a splenda packet brahski's
    you pansy

    you need flavor. psht!

    i just put em in a shaker. add a boat load of water and chug it all in 3 gulps

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    hmmm...cinnamon....

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    i dont even know how many times i had sex this weekend

    3 times i couldnt even cum. i do know that

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    you pansy

    you need flavor. psht!

    i just put em in a shaker. add a boat load of water and chug it all in 3 gulps
    how many ounces all together?

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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    how many ounces all together?
    well the oats take up 10 ounces then add tuna and then i fill the water up to about 23 ounces

    and swig!

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    dr. feel good!

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    i'll try anything once...

    cause eating oats is a slow oppressive process.

    now the tuna...psychologically...might start to gag on that thinking of the tuna washing down the kitchen drain, ugh! on the other hand i could just imagine eating *****

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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    i'll try anything once...

    cause eating oats is a slow oppressive process.

    now the tuna...psychologically...might start to gag on that thinking of the tuna washing down the kitchen drain, ugh! on the other hand i could just imagine eating *****
    well try this first

    just do the water and oats

    and eat the tuna seperate

    every bite of tuna... take a swig of oats. washes it down. makes it fast and not so terrible to eat

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    Dukkit, Ph D (doctor of Pussology)

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    A hot little minx came over to me with her number already in hand at the gym today. She gave it to me and walked away before I even got my headphones off. A half hour later I purposely went over to the stretching mats where she was and struck up conversation. She may be 7 years younger than me but f it!

    *Pats self on back*

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    pussology

    i discovered a new medical field!!

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