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    god this broad has some nice tit-tays

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    if you end up dissing that chick xd, and it will happen. she's gonna tell you're gf cause they're sisters and she'll do it in a way that makes you look bad and pretend she doesn't know the two of you were dating, then they'll be friends. That's how sororities work. Then you'll be wackin for awhile.

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    and did i mention a fat ass to go with her small waist.?

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    Quote Originally Posted by XD40 View Post
    and did i mention a fat ass to go with her small waist.?
    you must be a latain lovah

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    if you end up dissing that chick xd, and it will happen. she's gonna tell you're gf cause they're sisters and she'll do it in a way that makes you look bad and pretend she doesn't know the two of you were dating, then they'll be friends. That's how sororities work. Then you'll be wackin for awhile.
    Here is the thing bro. She and my G/F are friends and we have hung out @ semi-formal and and even over at this chicks apt. and next semester the both have to live in the house together so i dont think she would say anything for the sake of having tension in the house the whole year. Plus she told me "im rooting for you to be single" haha not that i would date her kus obviously she is a tru sorority slut. but ill run up in her lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by alex18 View Post
    I just threw up in my mouth, too much bootahy

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    No sir a white girl from the Chicago area

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    new page ?

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    Jesus this new page we speak of does not exist !

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    Quote Originally Posted by XD40 View Post
    Here is the thing bro. She and my G/F are friends and we have hung out @ semi-formal and and even over at this chicks apt. and next semester the both have to live in the house together so i dont think she would say anything for the sake of having tension in the house the whole year. Plus she told me "im rooting for you to be single" haha not that i would date her kus obviously she is a tru sorority slut. but ill run up in her lol.
    girls aren't as smart as you are. she might be trying to force a break-up here

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    NVM^ im an idiot. we are on the new page....

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    Quote Originally Posted by xlxBigSexyxlx View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    girls aren't as smart as you are. she might be trying to force a break-up here
    She does have your gf's ear while you're not around.

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    Quote Originally Posted by XD40 View Post
    NVM^ im an idiot. we are on the new page....
    i figured you had your page set up different. you can change the options of how many posts per page i believe. lol

    but nooo. your just an idiot hahah

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    girls aren't as smart as you are. she might be trying to force a break-up here
    well shit man im not trying to get too technical with this shit lol. im just trying to get some ass...whatever happens happens i guess...the game isnt always a safe bet but im here to play.

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    Ya they have a recruitment at the house tonight and they will be together for about 5+ hours so tonight will be test #1

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    I'll tell you a secret xd. Whatever a girl wants at that moment is a f-ing emergency. She may be hungry or need a glass of water or she may be interested in a dude. I bet you she's not thinking about next year. I mean, she's txting you at night, when it's likely you'll be with your gf. Why do tele-marketers call at dinner time? It's all planned, and I'd be she wanted your gf to see those txt messages.

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    Quote Originally Posted by XD40 View Post
    well shit man im not trying to get too technical with this shit lol. im just trying to get some ass...whatever happens happens i guess...the game isnt always a safe bet but im here to play.
    That's a good attitude, and if that's how you feel no big deal. Some guys cheat and then cry when they get caught.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    I just threw up in my mouth, too much bootahy
    the bigger the cushion the deeper the pushin

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    some hot chick just walked in the vagina doctor's office next door.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    That's a good attitude, and if that's how you feel no big deal. Some guys cheat and then cry when they get caught.
    No No sir not I....i do have to admit though...I told her that me and my G/f are not on good terms and that we dont hang out that often anymore...but she was saying "ohh i dont care either way were just friends and we havent crossed any lines"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    some hot chick just walked in the vagina doctor's office next door.
    i have one of them next door to my office to

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    some hot chick just walked in the vagina doctor's office next door.
    Dammit. I knocked up another one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by XD40 View Post
    well shit man im not trying to get too technical with this shit lol. im just trying to get some ass...whatever happens happens i guess...the game isnt always a safe bet but im here to play.
    PLAY BALL!!





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    ^^ Dukkit you fvckn crack me up bro. you need to get a real job though ! SHit do something man !

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    If there is grass on the field, lets play ball!

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    I need to quit with my kiddie comments


    people get offended

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    I will be on 750mg of test when im in florida with this chick...so i think im gonna be bangn like a big dogg.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by XD40 View Post
    ^^ Dukkit you fvckn crack me up bro. you need to get a real job though ! SHit do something man !
    shh


    everyone keeps tellin me to work

    what is wrong with you ppl!!!



    hahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by xlxBigSexyxlx View Post
    I need to quit with my kiddie comments


    people get offended
    nah

    keep it up

    its cute

    i like it

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    Quote Originally Posted by XD40 View Post
    I will be on 750mg of test when im in florida with this chick...so i think im gonna be bangn like a big dogg.....
    HMMMM.... test!!!


    i love test

    i want some test

    hehehe

    now that im less stressed about payin fines... i can dream of Test

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    i think im gonna cut for the first time in my life, this summer

    im not big enough yet

    but if i get seriously cut. i think id be sexy as hell

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