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    Quote Originally Posted by Voland View Post
    unless you're into scat lol.
    damn

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    Quote Originally Posted by HommieDClown View Post
    just make sure she poops first.
    enema (sp?) is ur friend

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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    my tummy hurts
    what did u take in ur mouth?

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    anal anal is ur friend....how many times I have to tell u guys
    haha i already suggested that and she said its possible

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    enema (sp?) is ur friend
    it sure is. thats the best way to avoid getting in a shitty situation, if you know what i mean.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HommieDClown View Post
    damn
    haha alt.com is your site....you'll freak out. I've discovered philias and fetishes there that i didn't even knew were able to exist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HommieDClown View Post
    just make sure she poops first.
    just make sure that u tell her to lick it clean....if she doesnt u r fvcking her in pvssy with the same unwashed d!ck...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Voland View Post
    you could get STDs.
    Make her run a bloodwork and you check it. Its so romantic...and then you can have happy anal.
    well we are both already planning on getting checked...she's only had sex 2 times with the same guy so i'm not too worried LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    my tummy hurts
    Woah, you got it in there deep. NMBP

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    Quote Originally Posted by HommieDClown View Post
    it sure is. thats the best way to avoid getting in a shitty situation, if you know what i mean.
    i know what u mean

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    Quote Originally Posted by Voland View Post
    haha alt.com is your site....you'll freak out. I've discovered philias and fetishes there that i didn't even knew were able to exist.
    thanks for the tip, im a fan of ratemypoo.com

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skully44420 View Post
    haha i already suggested that and she said its possible
    you're such a gentleman....
    I am the law. I wanted anal and i got anal. "i've never done anal" (that turned me on even more) "that will change today, lady". LOL.

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    sometimes I go from oral to kissing a girl, is that like getting snow-balled to them? Cause nobody ever said anything to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    Woah, you got it in there deep. NMBP
    dumbass....it's da dbawlz i thinks

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    just make sure that u tell her to lick it clean....if she doesnt u r fvcking her in pvssy with the same unwashed d!ck...
    yep or she can always just think shes licking a payday bar. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skully44420 View Post
    well we are both already planning on getting checked...she's only had sex 2 times with the same guy so i'm not too worried LOL
    donna wanna be an asshole but trusting a girl's word is not smart.
    But if you're getting checked, good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Voland View Post
    donna wanna be an asshole but trusting a girl's word is not smart.
    But if you're getting checked, good.
    thats true, every girl ive met is either had one or two partners thats all, according to them.

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    trusting a girl isn't smart? hmmm i'm screwed

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    Quote Originally Posted by Voland View Post
    donna wanna be an asshole but trusting a girl's word is not smart.
    But if you're getting checked, good.
    yeah but i do trust her. most girls i wouldn't but i mean she's only had that one boyfriend LOL. i may be a dumbass for trusting her but oh well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HommieDClown View Post
    thats true, every girl ive met is either had one or two partners thats all, according to them.
    Thy just tel me mine is bigger then every one they had sex with and thats all

    if not i fvck their asses

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    who's this clown anyway?

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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    trusting a girl isn't smart? hmmm i'm screwed
    you are finding it now that u r screwed


    did u get my email?

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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    who's this clown anyway?
    newbie ...dont tell me he is annoying u

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    you are finding it now that u r screwed


    did u get my email?
    nah....on laptop......and i hate my yahoo acct......hopefully i'll get to it lata

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    Thy just tel me mine is bigger then every one they had sex with and thats all

    if not i fvck their asses
    lol aim for the poo hole.

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    newbie ...dont tell me he is annoying u
    nah i haven't even been readin his posts

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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    trusting a girl isn't smart? hmmm i'm screwed
    Lesson one of the Warrior: a warrior trust himself, and his fellow warriors in arms. You DO NOT trust a girl or a "civilian". Girls always say, what the think its good to say, appropiate to say, in order to play the perfect girl role. Which is far from the truth.

    Lesson 2: Don't ever give a shit of what a girl (or any civilian) thinks about you.

    Lesson 3: You first, You are the law. You set rules That are to be followed by ALL (that inlcudes girls) Girls DO NOT get special treatment.

    Follow the path of the warrior and you'll be a king.!

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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    nah i haven't even been readin his posts
    hey im a friendly clown.

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    hmm i don't wanna go work today

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    Quote Originally Posted by HommieDClown View Post
    lol aim for the poo hole.
    always do and its easier to ask for forgiveness then permission

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    time to go make some eggs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skully44420 View Post
    hmm i don't wanna go work today
    all u do is cock the door and wait the glue to dry.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Voland View Post
    Lesson one of the Warrior: a warrior trust himself, and his fellow warriors in arms. You DO NOT trust a girl or a "civilian". Girls always say, what the think its good to say, appropiate to say, in order to play the perfect girl role. Which is far from the truth.

    Lesson 2: Don't ever give a shit of what a girl (or any civilian) thinks about you.

    Lesson 3: You first, You are the law. You set rules That are to be followed by ALL (that inlcudes girls) Girls DO NOT get special treatment.

    Follow the path of the warrior and you'll be a king.!
    preach on brother

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    Quote Originally Posted by HommieDClown View Post
    hey im a friendly clown.
    so tell me clown where the heck r u and how old r u?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Voland View Post
    Lesson one of the Warrior: a warrior trust himself, and his fellow warriors in arms. You DO NOT trust a girl or a "civilian". Girls always say, what the think its good to say, appropiate to say, in order to play the perfect girl role. Which is far from the truth.

    Lesson 2: Don't ever give a shit of what a girl (or any civilian) thinks about you.

    Lesson 3: You first, You are the law. You set rules That are to be followed by ALL (that inlcudes girls) Girls DO NOT get special treatment.

    Follow the path of the warrior and you'll be a king.!
    well i've got lesson 2 and lesson 3 i think.....i just think i would give a girl special treatment if they were into me.

    Rise up sons of odin and take your rightful place as rulers of the mortal world

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    Quote Originally Posted by HommieDClown View Post
    hey im a friendly clown.
    uh huh...sure.....i have read IT by stephen king you know

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    i just passed gas :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chode Logan View Post
    Bitches
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chode Logan View Post
    Bitches
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