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    My female roommate. Yes, I live with a girl who is not my girlfriend...

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    What the heck is gorilla cardio?

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    I was doing curls today, and someone told me..."that would be mildly impressive...if you were squating it."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    I was doing curls today, and someone told me..."that would be mildly impressive...if you were squating it."
    ???... did you eat him?

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    its HIIT, jog 4 min then do 20 second sprint 10 second jog 8 times followed by 4 min jog, it is supposed to burn more callories throughout the day than 45 min low intensity cardio....

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    cardio sucks balls but gives such satisfaction afterwards

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    Quote Originally Posted by oneshot View Post
    ???... did you eat him?
    I go to planet fitness, where the men are weak, the weights are light, the equipment is substandard, the girls are hot, and the membership is cheap.

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    Quote Originally Posted by smokeyd View Post
    its HIIT, jog 4 min then do 20 second sprint 10 second jog 8 times followed by 4 min jog, it is supposed to burn more callories throughout the day than 45 min low intensity cardio....
    sounds like something a fat person would do

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    Awww, I had a mental image of some guy trying to run hunched over dragging his knuckles on the ground 'cause it supposedly burned more calories.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    My female roommate. Yes, I live with a girl who is not my girlfriend...
    shag her

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    shag her
    I do.

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    What up bi-at-ches!

    Anyone wanna see me go ANABOLIC tonight?

    It was to damn dead last night...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    I go to planet fitness, where the men are weak, the weights are light, the equipment is substandard, the girls are hot, and the membership is cheap.
    I have to put up with hundreds of frat boys doing bench and curls 5 days a week at the gym i go to. Luckily the cardio room is filled to the brim with about 200 smokin hot sorority chicks

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    ^^ Dude i hear that...

    Its so funny to watch all these guys who look like lightbulbs walking around my gym...

    Lucky for me the racks are ALWAYS open...

    Who benches and curls 5 days a week?

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    wtf come on whores?!! Its gonna take me weeks to get to 2000 posts at this rate...

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    Nothing boosts post count like talking smack to yourself.

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    You skinny-ass bitch Ernst. Why are you talking on this thread? You should be eating or lifting!!

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    But I just ate two minutes ago. I worked out some earlier. As soon as I finish digesting this I'll go rip it up, I promise.

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    yall ever watch operation repo on tru tv

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    i kinda act like a dick in the gym but for good reason. guys will be supposedly be using a piece of equipment, but really just talking and doing occasional half-assed sets, so if i want to use it i will just walk up and take it. they rarely confront me about it

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    Yeah right, you lazy piece of crap. This is why you're not at your goal weight yet.

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    Youre a prick Oneshot...

    I do that too hehe...


    BFF?

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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTenderloin View Post
    yall ever watch operation repo on tru tv
    no but i can imagine it's pretty funny

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    I need to do that more often.

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    a girl I know just IM'd me, to say hi, then that she was too tired to talk and falling asleep while typing. I was like no prob g-night. Why IM me in the first place? just take yourself to bed foo

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    War, what is that pic in your avy?

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    Quote Originally Posted by war4BTT View Post
    Youre a prick Oneshot...

    I do that too hehe...


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    i cant stand 95% of the douchbags in the campus rec center. there are very few that have the slightest idea as to what their doing. it is jam packed with guys who do bench and curls and such all the time. then of course it will be extra packed the few weeks prior to spring break cause of all those fvckin losers going to the beach who want bigger bis and ripped abs. and the whole staff has their heads up their asses. ARGGGGG!!!

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    As if a few weeks of curls and bench presses on a light beer diet is gonna get you ripped for the beach....

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    I was thinking of going on spring break this year. I look about 24, I think I could land many a hottie while having a nice vacation with the guys.

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    Quote Originally Posted by oneshot View Post
    no but i can imagine it's pretty funny
    its very funny

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    I actually had a guy come up to me today and tell me how much bigger I looked and ask me if I did a lot of push-ups and took hormones.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTenderloin View Post
    its very funny
    haha, I've seen a repo show or two...people don't like their shit taken away

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    I just looked at him like he was speaking a language I couldn't understand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    sounds like something a fat person would do
    yeah im fat lol

    night everyone

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    Later, Grade A Whore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    haha, I've seen a repo show or two...people don't like their shit taken away
    yeah these ppl go nuts some of them have bats one dude even started shooting a gun in the episode earlier... the dude that comes to get the cars kinda looks like the guy in ur avy

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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    War, what is that pic in your avy?
    Its a pic of O Cristo Redentor.

    Its a 120ft statue in Rio de Janeiro Brazil...

    Thats where im from.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    I actually had a guy come up to me today and tell me how much bigger I looked and ask me if I did a lot of push-ups and took hormones.
    Way to sneak that one in there....

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    Alright ladies, looks like ill have to go anabolic in a few hours...

    The GF just got here, gotta make some babymaking...


    LATER WHORES!

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    zzzzzzzzzzzzzz sleep now

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