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  1. 09-30-2008, 11:21 PM #86881
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    man i got a cling continuous bowl cleaner for my toilet and my bathroom smells like a portapotty now
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    ANABOLIC babymaking...
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    Well I put in my .02 Cents, I'm out like a fat kid in dodgeball, I'll see all you whores and whorettes tomorrow morning!
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    What's up whores? I'm posting during class...
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    Aren't you a language professor or something?
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    I am. (BTW, that is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.)
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    Damn, you're good. So you teach English to the Japanese, or what?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    Damn, you're good. So you teach English to the Japanese, or what?
    Unfortunately....yes.

    I should be teaching linguistics, but as a "native" English speaker I get lumped into teaching EFL classes. Once in a while you get a couple of students who are really interested, but most aren't. It's just how the Japanese education system has been designed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CSAR View Post
    I am. (BTW, that is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.)
    how about "Go!" if used as a direct command would that not be sentence?
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    So I'm guessing you can speak at least passably in a few other languages as well?
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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTenderloin View Post
    how about "Go!" if used as a direct command would that not be sentence?
    Imperatives are not complete sentences. Plus, they always have "You" as the unspoken, but understood subject. Nice try, though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CSAR View Post
    Imperatives are not complete sentences. Plus, they always have "You" as the unspoken, but understood subject. Nice try, though.
    I see.... i wasnt bein a smartass it just popped in my head and i figured i should ask the english teacher
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    So I'm guessing you can speak at least passably in a few other languages as well?
    I used to be shit hot in Spanish, but after 15 years of no exposure and no use, I'm really rusty.

    I speak Japanese fairly good, but reading can be difficult as they use 3 different scripts.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTenderloin View Post
    I see.... i wasnt bein a smartass it just popped in my head and i figured i should ask the english teacher
    No worries, I didn't think you were. I thought it was a good question.
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    Linguistics is interesting. It seems odd that the three languages you're most proficient in seem rather unrelated.
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    We got some english majors in the house woot woot. haha always interesting convo in the lounge
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    I'm not around "native" English speakers very much anymore, so I sometimes say things that seem like I'm an ass. I usually tell my students, "Nice try, though." when they give an incorrect answer. It's often said sarcastically in the States and elsewhere, but I've lost my touch with common usage. Even when I go back home, people ask me where I'm from because I talk slowly and enunciate every word.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    Linguistics is interesting. It seems odd that the three languages you're most proficient in seem rather unrelated.
    Just a matter of circumstance and location. Spanish was necessary to communicate with migrant workers in the agriculture industry and Japanese is necessary to do everything over here.

    I really want to learn German, French, and Italian.
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    Just a drive by whoring for me tonight boys. You guys have a good night. Later
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    Oh and Portuguese!
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    oneshot...nickname or apt moniker? Later dude!

    Sounds like what's happened to me!!
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    Alright, the students are getting a bit out of hand. I gotta get back to work.

    They should've never put personal computers with internet access in my classroom!!

    Later whores!
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    Teach them to be postwhores. It will improve their English.
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    any whores?
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    Someone say something about Portuguese?
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    What up Skully? Did you see the post i made yesterday bout the girl in your avy?
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    Quote Originally Posted by war4BTT View Post
    What up Skully? Did you see the post i made yesterday bout the girl in your avy?
    nope...what did you say?
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    I think i know her... Well not know her, but does she have a cousin in Long Beach?

    I see youre in So. Cal too...
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    Quote Originally Posted by war4BTT View Post
    I think i know her... Well not know her, but does she have a cousin in Long Beach?

    I see youre in So. Cal too...
    nope all her family is in New York. and yeah i'm in So. Cal....Hesperia to be exact...you know, the little ass town in the high desert that you pass to go to Las Vegas
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    Oh shit...

    Well im mistaken then, i thought for sure i recongnized her...

    yeah i know Hesperia, it sucks...

    Im in HB.

    So how are black chicks if you dont mind me asking? Ive only done one, and it sucked...

    I have the opportunnity to pull another and shes fine as HELL!
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    Quote Originally Posted by war4BTT View Post
    Oh shit...

    Well im mistaken then, i thought for sure i recongnized her...

    yeah i know Hesperia, it sucks...

    Im in HB.

    So how are black chicks if you dont mind me asking? Ive only done one, and it sucked...

    I have the opportunnity to pull another and shes fine as HELL!
    yeah hesperia does suck...i'm moving out of here in December/January to New York

    and i don't know how black chicks are yet LOL. she'll be my first...yeah she lives in New York and yes that sounds crazy but WTF do i have to lose? LOL
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    oh and i say go for the fine black chick lol
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    hey bythces!
    Anyone out there?
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