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    Get to Al Gorin', with pics of manbearpig
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    Then I'll go whorin', I'll get these posts flowin'

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    When it comes to postin' Asian pleasure, I'm every whore's treasure

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    I came to whore it up, so let me do my job

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    I've never been laid off, my whorin' skill paid off

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    Cause I'm chasin' whore records, now I'm breakin' tapes

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    Steady typin' whore posts in bunches like grapes

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    Makin' all the papes, postin' up stupid hype

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    Puttin' noobs on the run, shift my keyboard and then I type

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    I never been a Freak, I never been a Ruhl

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    I gotta typin' skill, for that I am a fool

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    I wish I whored like Chest, I'm casually dressed

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    Inky's always havin' fun, and he wears a leather vest

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    Dukki's quick on the draw like the pimp named McGraw

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    From the whore room, boom sha lock lock boom

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    (boom sha lock lock boom)
    All right now
    (Boom sha lock lock boom)
    A little louder
    (Boom sha lock lock boom)
    Everybody
    (Boom sha lock lock boom)
    All right now

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    Where the whores at?

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    Where the whores at?

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    WHERE the whores at? (emphasis on location of the whores)

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    Where THE whores at? (emphasis on the definite article, referring to a specific group of whores)

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    Where the WHORES at? (emphasis on the subject of the question, because the listener thought I had said S'mores in my previous question)

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    Where the whores AT? (emphasis on the use of the preposition "at", indicating I want to know their current location, rather than their point of origin, in which case, I would emphasize the preposition "from")

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    49 more posts and I get my personalized title.

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    whoohoo!!

    go Csar!! go Csar!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CSAR View Post
    Dukki's quick on the draw like the pimp named McGraw
    it makes me so happy that Csar always thinks of me.

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    just finished my gorilla cardio, i want to go home and cry like a baby now

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    morning morning....beginning of a new week...and i'm gonna be different

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    makin da breakfast bishes

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    You're going to be different?

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    whats up guys

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    Sup smokes?

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    you doing alright mr ernsthat

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    So tired... I'm going back to bed in a couple. Just pounded a huge warm protein shake.

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    hello Fella's!!


    i think my boss is on HRT

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    Why?

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    Ugh. My massive warm protein and oats shake is kicking in. Like swallowing mushy oatmeal just to have it harden in your stomach.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw;4238***
    hello Fella's!!


    i think my boss is on HRT
    i really don't ever want another boss

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    Me neither. I love not working. I may be poor, but I'm pretty happy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    Why?
    cuz he's 52, he eats pretty healthy, doesnt work out. but he is in amazing shape. has muscle mass. definition. but i asked if he works out or if he used too and he says no, never. hes a freakin animal. always running around and lifting shit that a 52 year old shouldnt. he has 5 kids. 2 who are 18 and the rest are like 6. a 52 year old with 5 kids? how does he keep up?

    and he always leaves work once a week and is gone for like an hour. i think hes getting his shot

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    Sounds like he found the fountain of youth for sure.

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