'Official Postwhore Thread'

[peachfuzz]

We were just waiting for peachfuzz to bless us with his presence.

i smelt cookies!

[Kratos]

Iceland... and the time is 6:43 AM here.

3 here, I'll get 3 hours if I go to bed right now.

[Kratos]

tren and add pills are a bad combo

[Ernst]

tren and add pills are a bad combo

Who needs sleep? With that combo you can just stay up through tomorrow. Go have a red bull.

[INM]

iceland huh. your country is not doing too well at the moment huh?

no, not really.. thanks to our goverment and genius buisness men! people are going nuts over here and we expect a massive increase in suicides over the next few months..

there are actually text messages going around, from people trying to form some sort of militia and run down the streets with violence and break into stores and what not.. our prime minister has bodyguards now.. the situation is actually quite amuzing to me.. we are hoping for a 4 million euro loan from RUSSIA!!

[INM]

Who needs sleep? With that combo you can just stay up through tomorrow. Go have a red bull.

I become retarded if I dont get enough sleep. I actually stayed awake for 36 hours a few weeks ago and I had to read the instructions on how to boil rice like 7 times! hahaha

[Kratos]

4 million euro isn't a lot of money. I mean it would be pretty sweet if it were in my bank account. But isn't going to do anything for the economy of a whole country.

[INM]

and yeah, since we are asking russia for a 4 million euro loan someone made these pictures which I find quite amusing:

[Ernst]

no, not really.. thanks to our goverment and genius buisness men! people are going nuts over here and we expect a massive increase in suicides over the next few months..

there are actually text messages going around, from people trying to form some sort of militia and run down the streets with violence and break into stores and what not.. our prime minister has bodyguards now.. the situation is actually quite amuzing to me.. we are hoping for a 4 million euro loan from RUSSIA!!

So a violent, looting militia, huh? Do you guys have guns up there, or what?

[INM]

Im sorry, it isnt 4 million.. its 4 billion euros

[Ernst]

[peachfuzz]

first stop for me would be the pharmacies!

[INM]

So a violent, looting militia, huh? Do you guys have guns up there, or what?

that's the beauty of it.. our police forces don't even have .. what do you call them electric guns..? tazers? they have tear gas and sticks..

people own rifles for hunting and thugs have sawed off shotguns.. but our special task forces have mp5s so they would probably step in although the police hasnt killed anyone with a weapon ever.

[INM]

first stop for me would be the pharmacies!

They don't have that much of roids, so my first stop will be getting a big ass tv and some computers that I can then sell to purchase some roids

[INM]

does anyone by chance now Magnús Ver Magnusson, 4 times worlds strongest man?

[Ernst]

They don't have that much of roids, so my first stop will be getting a big ass tv and some computers that I can then sell to purchase some roids

Good man.

[Ernst]

does anyone by chance now Magnús Ver Magnusson, 4 times worlds strongest man?

nope.

[INM]

nope.

damn.. anyway heres an old wikipedia article about him:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magn%C3...Magn%C3%BAsson

he has been in the papers here in iceland because he is suspected for working as an enforcer for some thugs.. haha

[Skully44420]

does anyone by chance now Magnús Ver Magnusson, 4 times worlds strongest man?

yes, that guy is fukkin strong!!

[INM]

yes, that guy is fukkin strong!!

can you imagine owing some thugs here a bunch of money and having this man busting your door open and telling you to pay or else.. my friend actually knows a few thugs here and he told me Magnús is expensive but his reputation is "the problem solver".

[Ernst]

I'd shoot him. No court in the land would convict you. "Magnus busted down my door and said he was gonna kick my ass, Your Honor, no way I'd survive a fight with that dude."

[INM]

I'd shoot him. No court in the land would convict you. "Magnus busted down my door and said he was gonna kick my ass, Your Honor, no way I'd survive a fight with that dude."

haha, yeah. probably.. but people don't own guns in iceland and our justice system is different then yours.. so he would be convicted for murder.

A president of a Powerlifting-club here in Iceland moved to another country when Magnús walked into his house and found his wife in the closet hiding from him (not a smart move to cheat on that guy)

[Skully44420]

can you imagine owing some thugs here a bunch of money and having this man busting your door open and telling you to pay or else.. my friend actually knows a few thugs here and he told me Magnús is expensive but his reputation is "the problem solver".

yeah, i would definately not want him coming after me lol. gotta make money somehow right?

[Ernst]

Where can I get a job application as an enforcer? I'm tired of kissing peoples asses. I'd rather give them beat-downs.

[INM]

Where can I get a job application as an enforcer? I'm tired of kissing peoples asses. I'd rather give them beat-downs.

If you're big enough, move to Iceland. The police won't touch the enforces and advices people to not press charges on assaults because there is so hard to find proof..
And the police wont touch them because it's a small country, finding out where a cop lives isn't hard.. and although you're in jail you still have a large number of other violent people out there to ruin your lives..

So yeah, if you want to work as an enforcer, you gotta be big and strong.. I'll hook you up with some connections and you're good to go.. I wouldnt work for the rec. drug criminals here though, more money in working for the real estate scammers and that sort of people.

[Skully44420]

time to go to iceland

[Ernst]

Sweet. Too bad you all speak Icelandic.

[INM]

Nah we don't.. all the people working in restaurants and fast food industries are from Poland or Lithuania.. or other countries.

we actually have organized crime gangs here from Lithuania, mostly involved in break ins and dealing of a rec. drug very simular to Ephedra

[INM]

I heard somewhere that Magnús takes about 3.000$ per job.. so it's easy money for you guys! Come on over!

[INM]

I should also mention that a cycle hear with a proper PCT costs a lot..
am I allowed to say how much per cycle or is the rule no numbers at all?

[Ernst]

So I can threaten and extort in English and it's all good? I suppose the Poles might understand some German...

[Ernst]

You can't say it out loud, but you can PM us and say.

[INM]

So I can threaten and extort in English and it's all good? I suppose the Poles might understand some German...

as long as you're not dealing with rec. drug users, most of them have fried their brains and don't know english from chineese..

But I'd be happy to be your translator!
Btw, some of the things they do is drilling people in their knees and beating them senseless.. (people have been to hospitals with brain damages and say they "fell down the stairs.. also broken teeh, broken lims and some brutal sh*t)

[Ernst]

Time for me to go workout kids. See you all later.

[INM]

G'bye..

[Roshambo]

morning

[Dukkit]

hmm. long night. and stupid morning

[Dukkit]

hello...hello....hello

[Reed]

Good morning you stupid sluts

[Reed]

Gotta go to stupid ass traffic court to hopefully get my stuff dismissed. Went through a road block on Labor Day weekend and since I rarely drink my ass instead gets popped my a stupid have to change my address thing and on my license and an expired tags.