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    Quote Originally Posted by Reed500 View Post
    sup reed

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    nope, i haven't...which i hear is good? so we didn't jump into it, but last night i asked the awkward question of when she'll be ready and she said whenever...so i'm gonna try for tonight if its not too awkward

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reed500 View Post
    So a total of 16?? How is the workout regiment going
    workout is going great.... i am lifting more than before. I am off the clen completely. This is the 2nd week I will be off of it. I will not start a new program like I thought before so I will be natty. I will probably start a new program in Nov or sometime. Yes that is a total of 6 lbs. in about a three weeks time frame. Much better than with any other diet I have been on before.

    I might be migrating the workouts into 4-5 days and get my weekends off that would work best with my schedule.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AnimalGear View Post
    MEX way to go, hoe!!!!


    and good timing, reed! i thought it was cool anyways


    and voland, i'll keep that in mind
    Thanks my bitch.... I am loving it...

    I can now fit into almost any brand XXL shirts and sometimes into some XL shirts. I cant complain.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    We have a saying here in America...

    "Put a flag over her face and do it for Old Glory."

    Old Glory being the American flag in case you didn't get that.
    ok. im a patriot! (not) lol. lets do it.

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    Not much what up Kratos, that was funny what you wrote in that getting kicked out the gym thread, I laughed my ass off



    Nice mex

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    Another thing I started to do is that during out 10 min breaks at work instead of going to get my whey protein and then drinking it at my desk. I go outside and walk around the warehouse for those 10 mins then I come back and I drink my whey shake after my walk. that is 20 mins of cardio while at work and its low insensity.

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    Yeah, i'm a lil more of a sensitive guy and i'm trying to change that a bit...even kelly calls me out on being very sensitive but i can't really help it...it kinda sucks

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    Quote Originally Posted by mex83 View Post
    Another thing I started to do is that during out 10 min breaks at work instead of going to get my whey protein and then drinking it at my desk. I go outside and walk around the warehouse for those 10 mins then I come back and I drink my whey shake after my walk. that is 20 mins of cardio while at work and its low insensity.
    sounds good. burning cals as much as you can.

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    What you got kicked out of the gym kratos lol whats up with that lol... you looked like a nice fellow lol I guess that saying watch out for them nice ones cause they are the worse ones saying is true lmfao.

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    Is the fuzz here


    What about BigSexy

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    Quote Originally Posted by AnimalGear View Post
    nope, i haven't...which i hear is good? so we didn't jump into it, but last night i asked the awkward question of when she'll be ready and she said whenever...so i'm gonna try for tonight if its not too awkward
    here's the magic move, once you are kissing take your hands and put them on her hips, and rub them gently up and down, then run them back to her ass, slow and steady, keep her mind on kissing, don't loose focus, run your hands down the outside of her leg then to the inside around the back, work your way up, once you touch the vagina it's like the magic button, she's gonna want it, rub firmly, she won't stop you from talking her clothes off after that, I can promise you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Voland View Post
    sounds good. burning cals as much as you can.
    Yes sir.... that is the logic behind it. I have my co worker a 50 something year old lady that has a killer body she always does that walk every day and I joined her starting today. Not bad and you do feel a good heartbeat while doing it.

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    ANyone seen scibble?

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    hello there??

    what does "postwhore" mean?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mex83 View Post
    What you got kicked out of the gym kratos lol whats up with that lol... you looked like a nice fellow lol I guess that saying watch out for them nice ones cause they are the worse ones saying is true lmfao.
    nah man, I don't get kicked out of gyms, I do my workout and mind my business. It was ruhls thread.

    I go to planet fitness and still nobody bothers me. In fact, they look at me like I'm Arnold there for lifting weight that most people on this site could lift.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AnimalGear View Post
    Yeah, i'm a lil more of a sensitive guy and i'm trying to change that a bit...even kelly calls me out on being very sensitive but i can't really help it...it kinda sucks
    oh i was pansy as a teen the nerdiest, pansiest, pathetic loser ever. Life toughs you up. Until it just erases all your sensitivity.
    Chicks blame me now on being a dictator. And i say which dictator will give you total freedom go get out that door at any moment and i promise not to call not anything. I give them sooo many freedom that they just can't bare it.
    I just set my rules. They accept. break rules, You're out. They are just weird creatures. They need guidance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    hello there??

    what does "postwhore" mean?
    Webster's dictionary defines post whore as: Dukkit

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    DC girl txted me over the weekend, she ran her first marathon. She wants me to call her today.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    here's the magic move, once you are kissing take your hands and put them on her hips, and rub them gently up and down, then run them back to her ass, slow and steady, keep her mind on kissing, don't loose focus, run your hands down the outside of her leg then to the inside around the back, work your way up, once you touch the vagina it's like the magic button, she's gonna want it, rub firmly, she won't stop you from talking her clothes off after that, I can promise you.
    bless you, sir, that sounds quality and will do that...i know i sound like a pansy now but at the time, in the heat of the moment, i''m sure i'll do fine

    i guess after i touch her vag a lil bit, if she is shy to repond, shoud i go for taking the pants off, or the shirt or what? i'd like to avoid actually asking to if she wants to have sex...thats awkward

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    Guidance? They need psychotropic drugs.

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    Oh ok thats good....

    I go to a small priavet gym in my area and its starting to get to public for me its starting to look a lot like a public large gym. Most of the guys go there to do nothing but stand or sit in the equpiment and talk among eachother and stuff like that. Thats what I used to hate about a large gym.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    here's the magic move, once you are kissing take your hands and put them on her hips, and rub them gently up and down, then run them back to her ass, slow and steady, keep her mind on kissing, don't loose focus, run your hands down the outside of her leg then to the inside around the back, work your way up, once you touch the vagina it's like the magic button, she's gonna want it, rub firmly, she won't stop you from talking her clothes off after that, I can promise you.
    thats how a patient gentleman will do it.
    Or you can do it my way. Girl, i'm gona **** you like insane. i'm horny. I'm gonna undress you and make you cum in 5 secs. So you've got 4 secs to get out of the house/wherever you are before if you don't want before i start. Alpha style.

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    Morning Ernst

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    Quote Originally Posted by Voland View Post
    thats how a patient gentleman will do it.
    Or you can do it my way. Girl, i'm gona **** you like insane. i'm horny. I'm gonna undress you and make you cum in 5 secs. So you've got 4 secs to get out of the house/wherever you are before if you don't want before i start. Alpha style.
    I'll keep this one in the back of my mind, depends on the mood at the moment, maybe we Will end up just pouncing!!

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    Im around. Just a bit out of it right now.

    I got a lot of things going on


    And I just found out this morning that this guy from high school still wants to fight me...lol geez man, let it go...

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    Good Morning Mex. You were in Frisco this last weekend? Hit any of the clubs?

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    No I will be in Frisco this weekend and yes I am going to hit some clubs and bars but they are going to be gay lol.

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    i'm gonna pound this vag...i don't care if i only last 5 minutes, i'll just do it over and over

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reed500 View Post
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    dude we were just racing to three thousand the other day? wtf?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    Webster's dictionary defines post whore as: Dukkit
    very cool. i like that
    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    DC girl txted me over the weekend, she ran her first marathon. She wants me to call her today.
    good shit. do it!! thats hot, a marathon runner

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    Quote Originally Posted by AnimalGear View Post
    bless you, sir, that sounds quality and will do that...i know i sound like a pansy now but at the time, in the heat of the moment, i''m sure i'll do fine

    i guess after i touch her vag a lil bit, if she is shy to repond, shoud i go for taking the pants off, or the shirt or what? i'd like to avoid actually asking to if she wants to have sex...thats awkward
    it took me a few years to work out something that works this well. I just gave you the golden key to the city. She won't be too shy to respond, she might not beg for the dick at that point. You'll notice in her breathing though she's getting into it. A lot of ways you can go from here. Be prepared, have a condom in arm's reach, but don't leave it in the open. Get her on the bed, she'll know what's about to go down and she'll be wet and wanting it to happen. You gotta unbutton her pants and unzip without being clumsy. she will most likely help you with the shirt. Keep her warmed up through the whole thing. Just be smooth, and don't get flustered.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AnimalGear View Post
    i'm gonna pound this vag...i don't care if i only last 5 minutes, i'll just do it over and over
    no you wont? you may think that now but you wont. and who cares how long you last. as long as you get off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xlxBigSexyxlx View Post
    Im around. Just a bit out of it right now.

    I got a lot of things going on


    And I just found out this morning that this guy from high school still wants to fight me...lol geez man, let it go...
    Take it to the ring bigsexy and give him a powerbomb


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    Quote Originally Posted by Voland View Post
    thats how a patient gentleman will do it.
    Or you can do it my way. Girl, i'm gona **** you like insane. i'm horny. I'm gonna undress you and make you cum in 5 secs. So you've got 4 secs to get out of the house/wherever you are before if you don't want before i start. Alpha style.
    for the first time, it isn't the safe play, it can go down poorly, depends on the girl and how bad they want it. If you've been with her a few times then it works for sure.

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    i want to fight you too BIGSEXY!!!

    lol just playin bro

    nothing but love my bro's

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    Quote Originally Posted by mex83 View Post
    No I will be in Frisco this weekend and yes I am going to hit some clubs and bars but they are going to be gay lol.
    Have you been before?

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    Quote Originally Posted by peachfuzz View Post
    no you wont? you may think that now but you wont. and who cares how long you last. as long as you get off.
    i won't what? Andddd yes, so true, that last sentence

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    Quote Originally Posted by peachfuzz View Post
    dude we were just racing to three thousand the other day? wtf?
    I know I ball hard on the postwhore thread whoops

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