'Official Postwhore Thread'

**Voland** · 10-13-2008, 10:26 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

for some ppl. but when you have a big tittied hot chick and her wet pvss in front of you. who cares.

Is not something i wanna try. 2 or 200 chicks and me, yes. No other dudes involved.

**Kratos** · 10-13-2008, 10:26 AM

Originally Posted by Voland

all my friend are dead. uh great song. must be posted: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcTIcgdDMIE

that wasn't bad at all, I liked it

**Voland** · 10-13-2008, 10:27 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

haha. nope, i went to an all american navy school and grew up in a navy neighborhood. didnt have to learn bro!!!

good.

**Kratos** · 10-13-2008, 10:27 AM

Originally Posted by Voland

they are gay, the singer specially flamboyant gay. The lyrics could be wrtitten by a 5 yr old. They just recycle lyrics and riffs.

no doubt

**Voland** · 10-13-2008, 10:29 AM

Originally Posted by Kratos

that wasn't bad at all, I liked it

Turbonegro is an awesom band. Check "I got erection".

**Kratos** · 10-13-2008, 10:29 AM

Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55

i miss kate

it was 2 years ago, she doesn't miss you
in fact she blocked you on facebook cause you're a stalker

**Kratos** · 10-13-2008, 10:31 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

for some ppl. but when you have a big tittied hot chick and her wet pvss in front of you. who cares.

only one penis in the bed with me, mine
house rules

**mex83** · 10-13-2008, 10:32 AM

Originally Posted by Voland

I just hope 2009 brings me a better/happier life. Not asking for much here.

Yeah thats all one could wish for right lol. Thats what I wish for too. A better year. I only have new years resolution for 2009 and thats to loose more weight...... If I dont loose all the weight I eant by the end of 2009 heck ill go the easy way out and get me the lap band or the bypass surgery seems to be that everybody is going the easy way out nowadays.

**Kratos** · 10-13-2008, 10:32 AM

how was everyone's weekend?

**inky-e** · 10-13-2008, 10:33 AM

Originally Posted by Kratos

only one penis in the bed with me, mine
house rules

Would you make an exception for a super hot hermaphrodite chic that looks like a model?

**inky-e** · 10-13-2008, 10:34 AM

Originally Posted by Kratos

how was everyone's weekend?

Outstanding!!! Couldn't be better!!

**Kratos** · 10-13-2008, 10:34 AM

Originally Posted by inky-e

Would you make an exception for a super hot hermaphrodite chic that looks like a model?

nope, I've seen them in porno mags, it makes my penis turtle head into my body

**Ernst** · 10-13-2008, 10:35 AM

There are some things that just can't be unseen.

**Dukkit** · 10-13-2008, 10:35 AM

Originally Posted by Kratos

how was everyone's weekend?

spectacular!!

**inky-e** · 10-13-2008, 10:36 AM

Originally Posted by Kratos

nope, I've seen them in porno mags, it makes my penis turtle head into my body

Thanks for your honesty......I may...but only if her penis is smaller than mine.....

**Voland** · 10-13-2008, 10:36 AM

Originally Posted by mex83

Yeah thats all one could wish for right lol. Thats what I wish for too. A better year. I only have new years resolution for 2009 and thats to loose more weight...... If I dont loose all the weight I eant by the end of 2009 heck ill go the easy way out and get me the lap band or the bypass surgery seems to be that everybody is going the easy way out nowadays.

Yeah i'll go the easy way too.
My new year resolutions:
- Live in my moms house while our socialist gov keeps destroying our country.
- Start my own biz.
- Make my asurance pay for my gyno surgery and then juice my head off like insane.
I wanna be 200lbs 9% whatever it takes!
- oh and a new gf won't be bad either.

**Dukkit** · 10-13-2008, 10:36 AM

well.. guess im gay cuz i dont care if a naked guy is around when im fukkin a girl

but im one sexy ass gay guy then

**mex83** · 10-13-2008, 10:36 AM

Originally Posted by Kratos

how was everyone's weekend?

Mine was great kratos just stayed him and went to the gym. That was my weekend. Oh and catached up on my DVR I am almost done catching up.

How was your weekend?

**inky-e** · 10-13-2008, 10:37 AM

My wifey is home today so I'm getting back in bed......to not sleep....wink wink!!!

**Dukkit** · 10-13-2008, 10:37 AM

Originally Posted by inky-e

my wifey is home today so i'm getting back in bed......to not sleep....wink wink!!!

destruction!!!!!

**Voland** · 10-13-2008, 10:38 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

well.. guess im gay cuz i dont care if a naked guy is around when im fukkin a girl

but im one sexy ass gay guy then

what if the other dude confuses the hole...not good. lol.

**Kratos** · 10-13-2008, 10:41 AM

Originally Posted by mex83

Mine was great kratos just stayed him and went to the gym. That was my weekend. Oh and catached up on my DVR I am almost done catching up.

How was your weekend?

what's your weight down to mex?

my weekend was ok, I went to visit my baby brother in Vermont. He's in a hospital there. Took him out to go golfing...the rest of the time I was cutting firewood, and I fixed the atv up there at my parents ski house. I love cutting down trees.

**mex83** · 10-13-2008, 10:41 AM

Originally Posted by Voland

Yeah i'll go the easy way too.
My new year resolutions:
- Live in my moms house while our socialist gov keeps destroying our country.
- Start my own biz.
- Make my asurance pay for my gyno surgery and then juice my head off like insane.
I wanna be 200lbs 9% whatever it takes!
- oh and a new gf won't be bad either.

right on lol speaking of the gyno I was watching Discovery Health Channel on Friday night a show that is about people who go and get procedures done. This guy got the bypass surgery and his boobs were hanging worse than mine and he had lost 100 lbs in 6 months. He went into surgery to get the gyno done. The doctor IMO didnt do a good job his nipples looked like they were pressed down and the rest of his boobs were over them not a nice looking job...

He also went to get lipo on his thighs just that alone cost him 223,000 dollars how the hell can a college student afford that much money... crazy shit people do.

**Ernst** · 10-13-2008, 10:41 AM

Originally Posted by Voland

what if the other dude confuses the hole...not good. lol.

That reminds me of a great story from my youth. "Oh, GOD, I thought you were Meg!" The moral of the story: random fun in the dark is cool, but maybe you should leave the lights on just a little.

**Ernst** · 10-13-2008, 10:41 AM

FYI-- In the room, not part of the story, hence me thinking it's funny.

**Kratos** · 10-13-2008, 10:42 AM

Originally Posted by mex83

He also went to get lipo on his thighs just that alone cost him 223,000 dollars how the hell can a college student afford that much money... crazy shit people do.

from his parents who overfed him as a child in the first place

**Voland** · 10-13-2008, 10:45 AM

Originally Posted by mex83

right on lol speaking of the gyno I was watching Discovery Health Channel on Friday night a show that is about people who go and get procedures done. This guy got the bypass surgery and his boobs were hanging worse than mine and he had lost 100 lbs in 6 months. He went into surgery to get the gyno done. The doctor IMO didnt do a good job his nipples looked like they were pressed down and the rest of his boobs were over them not a nice looking job...

He also went to get lipo on his thighs just that alone cost him 223,000 dollars how the hell can a college student afford that much money... crazy shit people do.

wow. A guy at my gym got gyno, chest reconstruction, nipple reduction, lipo (in chest and stomach) for 12.000 €. I think gyno surgery alone. just cutting tissue out cost about 2000-3000 €. so i think my assurace can cover all or atleast a big part, they cover lasik surgery so come on...

**mex83** · 10-13-2008, 10:45 AM

Originally Posted by Kratos

what's your weight down to mex?

my weekend was ok, I went to visit my baby brother in Vermont. He's in a hospital there. Took him out to go golfing...the rest of the time I was cutting firewood, and I fixed the atv up there at my parents ski house. I love cutting down trees.

I went down 5 lbs I weight myself Sunday.

So now I am at 293

I went with my brother and my nephew to the mall this weekend. I tried on some XXL shirts and those things fit me not fitted by loose enough to where I can sit down and not have the buttons fly out. It was a nice feeling to be able to fit in them

I today I am wearing an XL wind breaker that my sister got me this past Xmas. For some reason she thought I was XL. the jacket was there in the closet hanging because it wouldnt zip up. I put it on this morning and that thing zipped up no problem. It was a great feeling.

My pants are still at 40 I did try some 38's but when it comes to my thighs they fit really really tight and I dont like that. So I am just going to stay at 40 until more time passes by.

**DCI** · 10-13-2008, 10:46 AM

Originally Posted by Voland

I just hope 2009 brings me a better/happier life. Not asking for much here.

Same here. 2009 can only be better than this one.

**Voland** · 10-13-2008, 10:47 AM

Originally Posted by Damien_C

Same here. 2009 can only be better than this one.

Yes. can't get any worse really.

**Ernst** · 10-13-2008, 10:47 AM

Originally Posted by Damien_C

Same here. 2009 can only be better than this one.

By what measure are we judging? I'm definitely smarter, more together, and less suicidal now, but a part of me thinks the best times in my life are behind me.

**Dukkit** · 10-13-2008, 10:48 AM

2008 was one of the best years ive had in a long long long time

**mex83** · 10-13-2008, 10:48 AM

Originally Posted by Voland

wow. A guy at my gym got gyno, chest reconstruction, nipple reduction, lipo (in chest and stomach) for 12.000 €. I think gyno surgery alone. just cutting tissue out cost about 2000-3000 €. so i think my assurace can cover all or atleast a big part, they cover lasik surgery so come on...

I know a way that my insurance can cover the lap band procedure 100% . My ex friend did it but it took him like a year of going to different doc appts and to shrinks and stuff like that just so that it could cover it 100%. I have a friend who is a registered nurse and he said that if I ever want to get it he has the connections so I can get it for free. I just want to do it natrually first without having to get anything like that done.

but like I said earlier if I dont loose most of the weight by the end of 2009 I will go the easy way and get either the lap band or the bypass.

**DCI** · 10-13-2008, 10:49 AM

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

By what measure are we judging? I'm definitely smarter, more together, and less suicidal now, but a part of me thinks the best times in my life are behind me.

Basically what you said. But I still have a few years left for fun times hopefully.

**mex83** · 10-13-2008, 10:50 AM

I am there with you Dukki 2008 has been a good year for me. Its a year that I made a big change in my life hehe.

**Kratos** · 10-13-2008, 10:50 AM

sounds like you're making very good progress...you aren't going to need surgery with the amount of will power you have.

You might need your skin tightened up in some places so put some money aside for that, possibly abdominoplasty. Being young your skin is pretty elastic, but that will probably end up being the last phase of your transformation.

**Ernst** · 10-13-2008, 10:52 AM

I'm only 26. But enough of that. I don't want to be all mopey like Rühl.

**DCI** · 10-13-2008, 10:52 AM

Originally Posted by Voland

Yes. can't get any worse really.

Agreed

**Voland** · 10-13-2008, 10:55 AM

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

By what measure are we judging? I'm definitely smarter, more together, and less suicidal now, but a part of me thinks the best times in my life are behind me.

that's for sure, Bruder. I was almost happy when i was 14-15. I know i will never be like then. But being close to that will be ehrfürchtig!
I judge by (in this order):
- physical and mental Healty
- Good/healthy personal bonds with people you like
- job that provides me enough money to life good AND have a personal life. Don't wanna be a richman or something like that. Just a decent salary to do my cheap trips here and there, get my tattos every 4 months and buy the food and juice.

**Voland** · 10-13-2008, 10:56 AM

Originally Posted by mex83

I know a way that my insurance can cover the lap band procedure 100% . My ex friend did it but it took him like a year of going to different doc appts and to shrinks and stuff like that just so that it could cover it 100%. I have a friend who is a registered nurse and he said that if I ever want to get it he has the connections so I can get it for free. I just want to do it natrually first without having to get anything like that done.

but like I said earlier if I dont loose most of the weight by the end of 2009 I will go the easy way and get either the lap band or the bypass.

why calling it easy way when you can call it the smart way?