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  1. 01-19-2009, 01:28 PM #118441
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    guys try to have sex with girls and girls pretend not to want them to. It's dating 101 for god sake. Mrs. Gump, your son's going to have to go to a special school.
    why?
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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    *pouts* i can't just do that......grrr she has to give me something first so i know that that's ok....my family has a rape history (on the victim side just to clarify) so i was raised to never do anything unless you have permission
    you better unlearn that lesbo fembot man hating bull crap
    girls like it when you take control
    don't you like it when a girl takes control?
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    VOICE & DATA USAGE
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    that is how many text messages ive done...this month
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    crazy

    over 12,000 texts

    im a whore in every aspect of life
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    VOICE & DATA USAGE
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    that is how many text messages ive done...this month
    OMFG...i don't think I could send that many texts even if I tried
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    Quote Originally Posted by derek7m View Post
    OMFG...i don't think I could send that many texts even if I tried
    thats what happens when you have 20 girls your dating

    shit adds up. they all want to chat all day. lol

    but ive only used 187 mins of actual talkin on the phone. hahaah
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    thats what happens when you have 20 girls your dating

    shit adds up. they all want to chat all day. lol

    but ive only used 187 mins of actual talkin on the phone. hahaah
    just one more reason I wouldn't want to juggle that many girls

    but, yah....much, much better to text than talk
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    you better unlearn that lesbo fembot man hating bull crap
    girls like it when you take control
    don't you like it when a girl takes control?
    ummm yea...that's how kate was, and i loved it
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    and dukki...that's insane.....they're losing BOATLOADS of money on you
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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    and dukki...that's insane.....they're losing BOATLOADS of money on you
    i know! its great. i pay 20 bucks for unlimited texting

    deal!!
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    dukk i bet you've texted the wrong info to the wrong girl a bunch of times haven't you?

    " i had fun last night"
    "yeah, the movie was great"

    "movie, what movie?" DUN DUN DUN!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by derek7m View Post
    just one more reason I wouldn't want to juggle that many girls

    but, yah....much, much better to text than talk
    yeah i hate talkin on the phone

    textin is my thing. obviously
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    i have to change my phone plan. i think they offer a dukkit-savers plan: unlimited texting and up to a hundred ass pics per month no charge...
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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    dukk i bet you've texted the wrong info to the wrong girl a bunch of times haven't you?

    " i had fun last night"
    "yeah, the movie was great"

    "movie, what movie?" DUN DUN DUN!!!
    never that bad. there were always ways to save it so far

    my phone is awesome cuz it keeps a thread of the texts i sent and the ones a they sent

    and i make sure i make their name noticably different in the phone so there is no screw ups
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    but i have to get a better phone.

    texting with the t-whatever keying system is enough to make me want to blow my brains out. i want a qwerty. and not one of these half-ass qwerty i see with two letter per key
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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    i have to change my phone plan. i think they offer a dukkit-savers plan: unlimited texting and up to a hundred ass pics per month no charge...
    he gets ass pics???

    dukki send me one!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    but i have to get a better phone.

    texting with the t-whatever keying system is enough to make me want to blow my brains out. i want a qwerty. and not one of these half-ass qwerty i see with two letter per key
    i have one....i can text like a madman
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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    i have to change my phone plan. i think they offer a dukkit-savers plan: unlimited texting and up to a hundred ass pics per month no charge...
    the first number (2 thousand something) on the text post above is the amount of pics ive sent and received. then the 12 thousand # is just regular texts
    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    but i have to get a better phone.

    texting with the t-whatever keying system is enough to make me want to blow my brains out. i want a qwerty. and not one of these half-ass qwerty i see with two letter per key
    thats why i like my phone

    big ass full qwerty. fits my big fingers too
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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    he gets ass pics???

    dukki send me one!!!!
    haha

    it was a pic of my ass

    i mooned him
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    no joke there is some technology along the way to transmit odors by cell phone.
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    well, he DID ask for it dukk....
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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    well, he DID ask for it dukk....
    oh its sent
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    haha

    it was a pic of my ass

    i mooned him
    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    well, he DID ask for it dukk....
    no no no don't do it
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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    no no no don't do it
    its in my sent box

    expect a nice pic any min now
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    its in my sent box

    expect a nice pic any min now
    u son of a bitch i don't wanna see ur bum......meh maybe it wont come...verizon has issues with picture messages sometimes
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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    u son of a bitch i don't wanna see ur bum......meh maybe it wont come...verizon has issues with picture messages sometimes
    nah i sent you a girls pic

    your good

    shes like 5 foot 2. blonde. and yummy

    well for my tastes

    see if you get it
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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    ummm yea...that's how kate was, and i loved it
    being playful and agressive isn't rape
    she's gonna get confused and stop talking to you if you don't try to get physical. I've seen it happen to other not confident people including myself in high school.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    nah i sent you a girls pic

    your good

    shes like 5 foot 2. blonde. and yummy

    well for my tastes

    see if you get it
    your so funny... as if he's gonna open that

    but i hope he does ROTFLMAO
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    it's so classic!

    "send me one , send me one!" HAHAHAA
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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    it's so classic!

    "send me one , send me one!" HAHAHAA
    im gonna send ya what i sent him
    honestly
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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    it's so classic!

    "send me one , send me one!" HAHAHAA
    yeah i died laughin when he said that

    and just pictured his face as he opened his phone

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    being playful and agressive isn't rape
    she's gonna get confused and stop talking to you if you don't try to get physical. I've seen it happen to other not confident people including myself in high school.
    hmmm well i'll keep it in mind and try to break the teachings of my raising.....can't promise anything tho
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    to be fair dukkit does have a nice ass LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    nah i sent you a girls pic

    your good

    shes like 5 foot 2. blonde. and yummy

    well for my tastes

    see if you get it
    a lil small for me in the long run, but definitely sexy and yummulicious
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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    to be fair dukkit does have a nice ass LOL
    thanks. i do squats
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    a lil small for me in the long run, but definitely sexy and yummulicious
    you got it? yeah shes a sweetheart and i love my girls small.

    hmmm
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    thanks. i do squats
    you got it? yeah shes a sweetheart and i love my girls small.

    hmmm
    hellz yeah bro, just talking to one right now that fits that description perfectly
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phate View Post
    hellz yeah bro, just talking to one right now that fits that description perfectly
    the 4 main girls im talkin to now are all 5 feet to 5 foot 3

    and 100 to 120 pounds


    hmm
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    i like more muscle and close to my height
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    time for oats. tuna and pre workout caffeine

    im too broke for the usual BCAA's and creatine

    sucks donkey dick
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    the 4 main girls im talkin to now are all 5 feet to 5 foot 3

    and 100 to 120 pounds


    hmm
    i like 5'6 - 5'9 and like 150
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