'Official Postwhore Thread'

[Kratos]

clearly she's coming over for the sausage
why else would she drive 25 min each way to spend not much more than an hour with me?

[Dukkit]

clearly she's coming over for the sausage
why else would she drive 25 min each way to spend not much more than an hour with me?

your dickin her down right

im soo proud of my big fuzzy kratos!!!

[tyward]

Well. I'm off. I just got word that my offer on a house was accepted. Woo Hoo! Now I need to go figure out how to get the money to pay for it... TTYL

[Kratos]

uh oh

your turning into me... complaining about too much sex

she wears these super tight pants last night, so I can't help myslef but fvck her. Then she calls me up today, and wants to come over tonight.

[Dukkit]

she wears these super tight pants last night, so I can't help myslef but fvck her. Then she calls me up today, and wants to come over tonight.

take a nap

and do her

[tyward]

OK I'm back. Saw the questions and thought I'd respond. Retired for many years, I buy and sell gold and foreign money, hopefully for profit. I am 58, 6', 187lbs. (and growing). I had a foot fusion about 5 months ago and lost more than thirty lbs. and now I'm coming back. Currently on 100 mg Test cyp/wk and HGH. I am going to add a little personal tren ace to help bump up my weight gain in the next few days. Oh yes, my BF is between 8-9%, it is always fairly low

[Dukkit]

hahahah
look at this part of an article i just found

guess that most athletes who compete in bodybuilding contests (and have an unnatural appearance) have been taking anabolic steroids and high-dosage testosterone , though they may be off the "juice" when appearing in a competition. But they will still have to wear fillers in their underwear so to create the impression that they definitely are men.

The point is: those who abuse anabolic steroids and use testosterone will cause their penises and testicles to shrink to a size they were when these men were 7 or 8 years old. This is the case because exogenous testosterone will shut down the body's own testosterone production in the Leydig cells of the testicles.

heres the whole link

http://www.dihydrotestosterone.com/index.htm

[D7M]

so that's why my dick is so small....all that test.

damn.

[tyward]

Well I better go. I can give you a hot tip though. I'm going to sell 200 oz of gold in a few minutes and can promise you that it will go WAY up AFTER I sell...LOL Have fun, T

[Dukkit]

Well I better go. I can give you a hot tip though. I'm going to sell 200 oz of gold in a few minutes and can promise you that it will go WAY up AFTER I sell...LOL Have fun, T

haha
awesome

later bro

[Skully44420]

so i'm eating my oats right now...put a teaspoon of peanut butter in them...ohh i'm in love should have tried this long before.

[Dukkit]

so i'm eating my oats right now...put a teaspoon of peanut butter in them...ohh i'm in love should have tried this long before.

haha

wow

thats so 5 years ago

i used to do that in jail alot when i was starving to help fill me up for another 24 hours before i could eat again. ugh

[Kratos]

my penis was pretty small at 7-8 years old...I think I would have noticed that side effect

[Kratos]

why is it always sex sex sex
can't she just come over and watch tv or something?

[Dukkit]

why is it always sex sex sex
can't she just come over and watch tv or something?

haha

tell her that

but then when she tells you that same thing someday when your super horny

i dont wanna hear you bitch that your girl aint puttin out

[Kratos]

I don't think I'm as horny as most of the girls I date...girls are the new men when it comes to sex

I'll take a crank and go to bed...fvck it

[Kratos]

haha

tell her that

but then when she tells you that same thing someday when your super horny

i dont wanna hear you bitch that your girl aint puttin out

my buddy who lives down the street from me pulled that shit with the girl he's dating now.

he's like "why do we always have to fvck, can't we just chill."

she started crying, and saying she feels like an aweful person now for wanting to be with him and blah blah blah...he has sex with her at least once a day to avoid that from happening again

[Skully44420]

my fukking nose needs to quit dripping by the time i get to the gym

[Kratos]

now I'm stuck with a boner all day cause I know I have to fck later

[Reed]

ok did my good deed in the Q+A for the day

off to the gym

[Kratos]

I need to get her box off my mind

[Kratos]

falkin test, who invented this crap...I just want to mash buns

oh yeah btw, still on tren too lol

[Kratos]

that car alarm going off outside my office window needs to shut the fvck up

[AnimalGear]

kratos, jack off so you'll last longer later!

my stupid shoulder (rotator cuff i think) was acting up today as i was trying to do pullups

grrrr

it was a half assed workout

[AnimalGear]

my butthold kinda hurts too, like i had acidy poop

i'll probably end up putting soap on my finger in the shower and putting it in my butt

i'll tape it for you guys

[AnimalGear]

is my penis gonna grow any larger? or since i'm thru puberty, am i stuck with it at this size?

i watch lots of porn, and man, those dicks are huge

[AnimalGear]

my gf doesn't enjoy sex...she always fakes it and never has had an orgasm

now i feel like sex is just blaahh

[Matt]

My gf fuvking loves sex, more than me.

She would have sex 12x a day if could, and im going to jail soon..

Hmmm, should i trust her??

I dont give a fuvk, what you dont know doesnt hurt..

[RA]

Why you going to the slammer? You know why they call it the slammer?

My gf fuvking loves sex, more than me.

She would have sex 12x a day if could, and im going to jail soon..

Hmmm, should i trust her??

I dont give a fuvk, what you dont know doesnt hurt..

[RA]

Theres an anti depressant that causes women to have more orgasms. When my ex was on it she could orgasm up to 12x...slip it in her soda.

my gf doesn't enjoy sex...she always fakes it and never has had an orgasm

now i feel like sex is just blaahh

[Kratos]

is my penis gonna grow any larger? or since i'm thru puberty, am i stuck with it at this size?

i watch lots of porn, and man, those dicks are huge

you're all done son
5 inches is average, don't measure yourself by porn...it leads to suicide

I'm substantially above average

[Kratos]

my gf doesn't enjoy sex...she always fakes it and never has had an orgasm

now i feel like sex is just blaahh

what? that's so lame...never had a girl I couldn't make cum

dump the bitch

[Kratos]

Why you going to the slammer? You know why they call it the slammer?

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[Kratos]

kratos, jack off so you'll last longer later!

my stupid shoulder (rotator cuff i think) was acting up today as i was trying to do pullups

grrrr

it was a half assed workout

I jerked it this morning and after lunch in the mens room already today. I can't get poon out of my head today.

[Dukkit]

haha
animal... find a new girl

matt... its not cheating if your locked up. thats what i told all my girls when i got locked up.. what they did when i was behind bars... was all them. but when i got out.. it was all about me.

lol

[RA]

hahahaha...just preparing him

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[Matt]

Why you going to the slammer? You know why they call it the slammer?

Long story short and not wanting to break any rules, i was caught growing 550 plants in a large factory..

Over here we call it the queens big hotel...

[RA]

Im glad I dont work with you....lol

I jerked it this morning and after lunch in the mens room already today. I can't get poon out of my head today.

[Matt]

haha
animal... find a new girl

matt... its not cheating if your locked up. thats what i told all my girls when i got locked up.. what they did when i was behind bars... was all them. but when i got out.. it was all about me.

lol

Understood lol, in the past if i was doing a long sentence i always finished any relationships i was in....

I wont this time but i agree with you lol...

[RA]

holy shiat zats allotta hooch

I heard you can have a lot of sex at the queens hotel...wheather you want to or not

Long story short and not wanting to break any rules, i was caught growing 550 plants in a large factory..

Over here we call it the queens big hotel...