'Official Postwhore Thread'

[Voland]

Mmmmm white girls. I got a girl coming over tomorrow. 19 turning 20, ridiculously hot, and she plays video games and goes to the gym on weekends instead of hitting the bars. Im excited. too bad I'm a dirt bag and don't have much to offer, but chicks seem to dig dirt bags so I have my fingers crossed.

see her to me. i'll take care of her. I'm in a whole new level of dirtybagness.

[RuhlFreak55]

*sigh* i've come to terms with having been born without the gene that allows one to have relationships.

[Chode Logan]

being a dirt bag is an ace in the hole...what are you worried about?

True, I should never doubt myself.

[Voland]

*sigh* i've come to terms with having been born without the gene that allows one to have relationships.

you need to follow a new mindset...

1. anything that comes out of the mouth of a girl is false until proven the opposite (not by another girl).

2. each and every woman in this planet cheat.

there you go. with that in mind you'll have a relation, the question is, do you want one?

[Kratos]

*sigh* i've come to terms with having been born without the gene that allows one to have relationships.

Don't feel bad ruhl, I have a horrible fear of commitment and self sabotage relationships. I even pick girls I know will let me down so I don't have to be the bad guy.

I have never even introduced one girl to my parents if that gives you any indication of how serious I ever let things get. Everyone has issues, and we're all as fvcked in the head as the next guy.

[Voland]

Don't feel bad ruhl, I have a horrible fear of commitment and self sabotage relationships. I even pick girls I know will let me down so I don't have to be the bad guy.

I have never even introduced one girl to my parents if that gives you any indication of how serious I ever let things get. Everyone has issues, and we're all as fvcked in the head as the next guy.

i don't mix family, friends and sex-affairs/relationships. Those circles should never overlap.

[RuhlFreak55]

damn you must be in a good mood today....

[RuhlFreak55]

you need to follow a new mindset...

1. anything that comes out of the mouth of a girl is false until proven the opposite (not by another girl).

2. each and every woman in this planet cheat.

there you go. with that in mind you'll have a relation, the question is, do you want one?

maybe that's why....i couldnt' bear number 2

[Voland]

damn you must be in a good mood today....

i'm not in a bad mood. average mood.

[Kratos]

i don't mix family, friends and sex-affairs/relationships. Those circles should never overlap.

yes, that's exactly what I do
I keep work/friends/family/and relationships
in seperate compartments of my life...it's a problem, but not one I plan on fixing

[Chode Logan]

Never let a woman get you down.

[RuhlFreak55]

yes, that's exactly what I do
I keep work/friends/family/and relationships
in seperate compartments of my life...it's a problem, but not one I plan on fixing

interesting.....i'm the EXACT opposite....i mix them all together....afterall wtf is the point if the girl wouldn't like my family?

[Voland]

yes, that's exactly what I do
I keep work/friends/family/and relationships
in seperate compartments of my life...it's a problem, but not one I plan on fixing

oh its not a problem for me. Its how its should be.
fortunately for me girls never want to introduce me to their family and friends.
So it works both ways.

[Voland]

interesting.....i'm the EXACT opposite....i mix them all together....afterall wtf is the point if the girl wouldn't like my family?

its not a matter what she likes or not. Its a matter of what comes first.
whats the point of introducing her to your family and friends if it will change anything wether if she likes them or not, family and bros come first.

[Chode Logan]

Who cares if they don't like your family? The point is to get out there and date some skanks to see how the female species operates and learn some things about life.

[Chode Logan]

Take that ***** off the pedestal

[Voland]

Who cares if they don't like your family? The point is to get out there and date some skanks to see how the female species operates and learn some things about life.

paying close attention to me is the easiest and fastest way of learning.
its life learnt wisdom.

[Kratos]

interesting.....i'm the EXACT opposite....i mix them all together....afterall wtf is the point if the girl wouldn't like my family?

It's a new level in the relationship in my mind and it scares me.

It has lead my mother to ask me if I'm gay a few times lol

[Voland]

It's a new level in the relationship in my mind and it scares me.

It has lead my mother to ask me if I'm gay a few times lol

my mom thinks i'm bi. and she is cool with it. LOL

[Kratos]

they'll like my family anyway, that's not the problem at all
it makes a big statement about me...who I date to my family though, so you could say I'm more afraid of their judgment.

[Kratos]

my mom says she would still love me if I was gay lol

[Ernst]

Awesome workout complete.

[Ernst]

My mom wants to know why I haven't shown up with a girlfriend in over two years. She was like, "Do you EVER get laid?!"

[Voland]

yeah ok heres my panorama though:

my best girl friends is a lesbian madamme who hits on every hot girls she sees and 99% of the time she bangs them.

part of my bros are skinheads and the other are friking weirdos that have been in jail or in trials.

my grandama is a woman (who i love) who always pushed me to be a womanizer since i was 8, my mom thinks i'm bi, etc etc LOL

trannies and latinas harass me.

try to explain that to anyone and she'll think i'm making all that up.

[Skully44420]

fukk em and leave em

[Voland]

My mom wants to know why I haven't shown up with a girlfriend in over two years. She was like, "Do you EVER get laid?!"

my grandma was pissed at me wheni was 7 because i didn't hit on an 11yrs old girl. she told me "man up!" i told her "what should i say?" "she is a girl, say anything, your cute (she gotta say that shes my grandma, im and ungly troll though)" haha

[Kratos]

My mom wants to know why I haven't shown up with a girlfriend in over two years. She was like, "Do you EVER get laid?!"

Yeah, I don't think my mom thinks I ever get any even though she doesn't say it so bluntly. In her mind last time my penis got touched by a women was when she was changing my diaper. What mama don't know won't hurt her.

That would have been sweet if I brought my 18 year old gf home to meet her lol

[Voland]

my mom tell me to settle down, find a girl and settle down (not that i dont want that but girls today...you gotta watch your back cos knifes are long) on the other hand grandma says "naah, bang as many girls as you can now that you are young".

[RuhlFreak55]

My mom wants to know why I haven't shown up with a girlfriend in over two years. She was like, "Do you EVER get laid?!"

imagine my parents.....

[Voland]

imagine my parents.....

i doubt my mom would ever tell me that considering she knew some people in my family were giving me money so i could spend it on prostitues since i was 15. She knew perfectly, not something that i hid. she only said "be careful" thats all she says to anything i do.

[Chode Logan]

My parents wonder why I never bring a girl over more than once hahahahaha

[Voland]

My parents wonder why I never bring a girl over more than once hahahahaha

grandma will clap if i did that. "good boy!". i feel i dissapointed her...she wanted me to be a pimp and instead i'm lame.

[Chode Logan]

Im a whore but starting to get a bit lonely, and I quite dig this chick who I have coming over. Maybe that's why I'm nervous.



I'm pretty sure she has a boyfriend though hahah, I don't wanna know so I havn't asked but her facebook status says she does.

[Chode Logan]

there was only one post and I was gone over a half hour? weak!

[Reed]

You bunch of sex machines

so a new GH protocol I was thinking that for crazy growth and wouldn't shut down your pituitary gland

2iu of gh every 3 hours along side cjc1295/ghrp6 combo at 100mcg each. I bet someone might get big with this.

[AnimalGear]

reeeed

[Skully44420]

fukk i'm bored!!!

[IM708]

I don't know why but out of nowhere I've been inspired to help out in the Q & A section.

[KatsMeow]

hey guys

[KatsMeow]

I'm using the igoogle calorie calculator, it seems to be working pretty good, even though I have a diet plan I want to make sure I'm staying under 1300 calories