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    Don't tell me you fell for the oldest trick in the book and got married

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    wanna fvck other women! it's been 2 years!

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    Married for 2 years now!

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    Is this getting old ?

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    You need to get some strange

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    lolol! sex life is shit when your wife is pregnant!

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    As least you can drop loads like bombs and not worry about any more kids

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    I thought you had the asian hooker connect?

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    Bro 6 months pregnant! stomach is already big!

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    Is this your first kid?

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    Yup and I hope it's a boy.

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    Well, a friend of mine gave me some advice that I will always remember, find a girl you really like, marry her, and cheat on her. Only way a marriage will survive.

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    Hopefully Kats not watching us

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    Cheat on her! I'll take your advice Lux maybe in the future... lolol!

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    You figure out a custom title yet?

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    LOLOL! oh! Lux gotta go!
    gonna teach my sister to drive!

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    LOLOL! oh! Lux gotta go!
    gonna teach my sister to drive!

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    That outta be fun

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    ...............

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    Great, now I gotta babysit this whore myself

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    It's 3:30AM, I've squandered away enough of my life here today, time for some rest.

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    hahah

    wow.... you just made my entire day ironmaiden!!!

    lol

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    hey ho yo ho

    friday off and good to go

    gotta take a shit

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    Quote Originally Posted by ironmaiden708 View Post
    wow

    you just ruined my day, lol, jk bro

    how're my whores on this fine morning

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    WARMACHINE......yep yep

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    hahah

    wow.... you just made my entire day ironmaiden!!!

    lol
    The reason I am here is to ensure your happiness.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    hey ho yo ho

    friday off and good to go

    gotta take a shit
    sup buddy!! enjoy that dump
    Quote Originally Posted by Phate View Post
    wow

    you just ruined my day, lol, jk bro

    how're my whores on this fine morning
    hello my fellow whore, im wonderful
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    WARMACHINE......yep yep
    huh?
    Quote Originally Posted by ironmaiden708 View Post
    The reason I am here is to ensure your happiness.
    aww, shucks.
    lol

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    it fukkin snowed here last night

    only like half inch and its all melting away now

    but it was 65 degrees 2 days ago

    and now its snowing. will spring just fukkin arrive already!!!

    i wanna see short shorts!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phate View Post
    wow

    you just ruined my day, lol, jk bro

    how're my whores on this fine morning
    It's sunny outside, it's friday so no school, im gettin my gear today, I'm improving my whore status. Sounds like a good day.

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    hahah all my neighbors are gone already....ROCK THE HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ironmaiden708 View Post
    It's sunny outside, it's friday so no school, im gettin my gear today, I'm improving my whore status. Sounds like a good day.
    oh im jealous

    your day sounds fabulous

    im working. then gym. then tanning, then off to see "i love you man" with one of my chicks

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    If you've got a match....then we've a got the gas!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    oh im jealous

    your day sounds fabulous

    im working. then gym. then tanning, then off to see "i love you man" with one of my chicks
    never heard of it. Some chick flick for something?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ironmaiden708 View Post
    never heard of it. Some chick flick for something?
    lol

    not at all

    google it.
    its funny as shit

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    alright people, welcome to the show
    are you ready to rock, are you ready to goo?

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    Let's watch this city burn
    From the skylines on top the world
    Til there's nothing left of her
    Let's watch this city burn the world

    So come on and grab your children, look out for burning buildings
    And villains who pillage, they're killin' by the millions
    And billions of people die for a lost cause
    So now I pray to my nation destroyed under God

    (It's the end of the world)
    All my battles have been won but the war has just begun

    {CHORUS}

    This city looks so pretty do you wanna burn it with me?
    Til the skies bleed ashes and this fukkin' sky crashes
    They catch us with matches, ignite the flame
    And all the hopes of a youth deemed ****in' insane, they say:

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    it fukkin snowed here last night

    only like half inch and its all melting away now

    but it was 65 degrees 2 days ago

    and now its snowing. will spring just fukkin arrive already!!!

    i wanna see short shorts!!!!
    that sux bro, i was doin motox all yesterday

    Quote Originally Posted by ironmaiden708 View Post
    It's sunny outside, it's friday so no school, im gettin my gear today, I'm improving my whore status. Sounds like a good day.
    badass bro, lucky

    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    hahah all my neighbors are gone already....ROCK THE HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    you go ahead and rock the house....without any girls

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    oh yeah. phate was riding some moto x. very cool

    im gonna go skydiving soon. or ill try. money is tight

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