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    kratos got owned by a girl

    lol

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    bad ernst

    im on my 5th meal

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    kratos got owned by a girl

    lol
    not really, how?
    what was my clue it was a girl?

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    Roomie and I have had a falling out of sorts. No sex for me for weeks now.

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    I'm having some of the worst gas you'll ever smell in your life...

    just thought you'd like to know

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    are you farting on your fingers and then tasting it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    not really, how?
    what was my clue it was a girl?
    it was sarcasm
    lol
    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    Roomie and I have had a falling out of sorts. No sex for me for weeks now.
    sucks man
    tea bag her
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    Quote Originally Posted by Reed View Post
    I'm having some of the worst gas you'll ever smell in your life...

    just thought you'd like to know
    *sniff sniff*
    yumm, tastes just like chicken

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    No I am farting and the smell in the air is raw garbage

    I'm not like you Brown Ninja I don't like fingers in my ass

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    BCAA"s taste like straight Reeds ass

    ugh

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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    a fluffer is the person that works behind the scenes of a porn show and keeps the porn stars "ready" for the shoot, hint:

    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    it had action beginning of february....
    your hand doesn't count

    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    pft, you'll never pull girls on that level
    agreed, at least not with 4-hydroxybutanoic acid

    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    for a couple hours, she's real fun and funny to be around...longer than that and you realize it's borderline crazy
    that's okay, she and i would get along great, i'm one crazy mofo sometimes, well most of the time

    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    (psst! heres a secret... ruhl doesnt know what the hell hes doin!)
    psst!! it's not a secret

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    add in the fact that he overtrains while cutting
    ruhl, overtrain, no way

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    well us 3 are a special brand of fukktards
    i don't get to be a fukktard, i'm hurt

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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    Roomie and I have had a falling out of sorts. No sex for me for weeks now.
    it's okay, one of my booty calls and i had a fight and i won't be getting sex from her ever again, which is a good thing cause when i have to choose between sex and chicken and veges, and the food wins, thats sad

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    haha

    phate.... your a total fukktard!!

    you just werent here at the time

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    haha

    phate.... your a total fukktard!!

    you just werent here at the time


    my life is whole again

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phate View Post
    agreed, at least not with 4-hydroxybutanoic acid



    that's okay, she and i would get along great, i'm one crazy mofo sometimes, well most of the time
    I think you ment without, not with. Date rape drug right?

    you'd have to know her to understand what I mean

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    I think you ment without, not with. Date rape drug right?

    you'd have to know her to understand what I mean
    yeah i did, and yes it is, common name is gamma hydroxybutanoic acid or GHB

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    If I had some GHB, I'd mix it with my own booz...maybe I'd get raped
    but seriously Gary Busy got a DUI while drunk and on the stuff for rec, I bet it's fun.

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    i went oday to this korean master of acupunture. That dude is friking awesome.
    He just took my pulse and started saying everything i had.
    All i told him was i was having some trouble with my cervix. And he tod me yeah, also you have disgestibve problems (true), emotional (true), anxiety and you are sleep erratic O_O
    Those fvcking needles almost get me sleeping.
    I'm sicked to go back on tuesday.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Voland View Post
    i went oday to this korean master of acupunture. That dude is friking awesome.
    He just took my pulse and started saying everything i had.
    All i told him was i was having some trouble with my cervix. And he tod me yeah, also you have disgestibve problems (true), emotional (true), anxiety and you are sleep erratic O_O
    Those fvcking needles almost get me sleeping.
    I'm sicked to go back on tuesday.
    rofl

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    rofl
    i had sex change. now i have cervix.

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    Cervical vertebra?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    Cervical vertebra?
    yeah, that's what he means. I took advantage of voland, since english is not his first language and corrected him and made him think cervix was the correct term. I'm evil, but I just laughed so it was worth it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    yeah, that's what he means. I took advantage of voland, since english is not his first language and corrected him and made him think cervix was the correct term. I'm evil, but I just laughed so it was worth it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    yeah, that's what he means. I took advantage of voland, since english is not his first language and corrected him and made him think cervix was the correct term. I'm evil, but I just laughed so it was worth it.
    Karma will punish you for it handling you a girl who will untimately choose a fatass instead of you

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    That's okay. She was the ugliest one in the stable.

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    my cousing got her head tattooed.
    woman in todays society con do what ever they want and they look/are cool, if a men did that he will be percieved as an ex-con, gang, or something similar.
    Down with society!

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    I'd go get a tattoo today, but I'm still waiting for the post cycle back acne to fully subside. Charming, isn't it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    I'd go get a tattoo today, but I'm still waiting for the post cycle back acne to fully subside. Charming, isn't it?
    You don't get scars? I have regular acne on my back and so and i get scars. Good shit is tats cover all my scars and stetch marks on my arms. And they will soon do the same in my back.

    I've got all april and part of may booked for tattoos
    Then sept until i finish (full back baby! at least 7 sessions prolly up to 10-11).

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    No stretch marks, and all my scars are from cuts, not acne.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    No stretch marks, and all my scars are from cuts, not acne.
    skinny

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    Quote Originally Posted by Voland View Post
    skinny
    Whatever fat boy. I just have good skin which I moisturize daily.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    No stretch marks, and all my scars are from cuts, not acne.
    Theres other ways to deal with social pain you know?

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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    so today i've discovered that our library is HUGE.....i've been playing treasure hunt in it all day....but now i'll be damned if i don't have more than enough information to write my paper on white dwarf stars
    What are you majoring in?

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