'Official Postwhore Thread'

[Kratos]

while I was chillin with her my group of friends I was with went and got themselves arrested at another bar...so that worked out well

except I had to walk about 2 miles back to my car since my ride spent the night in a cage

[Reed]

i use to love peeps

[Dukkit]

ran into my ex-gf over the weekend at a local bar
the one who crushed my heart a little over a year ago
I hung out with her and bought her a drink
I'm glad I ran into her, made me realize I don't give a fvck about her anymore

aww
well im glad you realized that
now maybe you can move on
i got sick of hearing you bitch about her

hahaa

but really.. .good for you man. i know she messed you up when she moved and ended it

[MASTER]

http://www.southparkstudios.com/clip...=guinea+pirate

[Dukkit]

Good.

I went to the club... had a few drinks actually I mean didn't get drunk or anything. Just enjoying myself and thought I might as well get a little use to it cause I'm sure some how some way my friends will get me drunk on my bday this saturday.....

easter was good, hung out at my parents house all day. had salmon which was awesome... other than that just rested sat and sun with no working out... new program starts today, back to everything once a week


What about you dukkit

had a very nice weekend. chilled with chick on fri
had a bonfire out back on sat. lots of friends over. chilled with another chick
sun i relaxed alone all day and didnt do a damn thing

[Dukkit]

i think im gonna snort some Test Prop powder

"just because"

thats my new reasoning for everything i do... "just because"

[Kratos]

aww
well im glad you realized that
now maybe you can move on
i got sick of hearing you bitch about her

hahaa

but really.. .good for you man. i know she messed you up when she moved and ended it

yeah, we talked for quite awhile and she just came off really lame and insecure the whole time. Telling me about the diffent guys she's dated since me and stuff. I thought it was really stupid.

Her job is lame and she wants a new one.
She doesn't have a ton of friends in boston.

She met this one dude on a cruise who lives in ottowa Canada and she's been spending a lot of weekends up there I guess. But they only dated for like a couple of weeks. Then she dated one of his friends. She goes up to canada like once a month even though she isn't dating anyone up there now, she's pretty much been single since we dated from what I could gather. But she likes hanging out with these dudes who are like Jimmy Buffet wanna-be's.

And she didn't look that good to me anymore, and I had no interest.

[Kratos]

She made me give her my number and said she was going to be home a lot this summer and that she wants to call me (who knows about that though). I think I left her disapointed with herself for ditching me just by being nice to her. I feel like I got the last word now.

Plus I'm looking all jacked and she noticed. I had one of my favorite shit's on for showing off the guns.

[Dukkit]

yeah, we talked for quite awhile and she just came off really lame and insecure the whole time. Telling me about the diffent guys she's dated since me and stuff. I thought it was really stupid.

Her job is lame and she wants a new one.
She doesn't have a ton of friends in boston.

She met this one dude on a cruise who lives in ottowa Canada and she's been spending a lot of weekends up there I guess. But they only dated for like a couple of weeks. Then she dated one of his friends. She goes up to canada like once a month even though she isn't dating anyone up there now, she's pretty much been single since we dated from what I could gather. But she likes hanging out with these dudes who are like Jimmy Buffet wanna-be's.

And she didn't look that good to me anymore, and I had no interest.

sounds like her life lacks any meaning or purpose and thats what she deserves for what she did to my Kratos!!!!
on her

[Dukkit]

i bet your heart jumped when you saw her at first though

mine always does when i see an ex from way back who i actually cared about

doesnt matter if i hate or love them at this point. my heart still jumps into my throat

[Misery13]

i think im gonna snort some Test Prop powder

"just because"

thats my new reasoning for everything i do... "just because"

let me know how that works for you...

[Dukkit]

let me know how that works for you...

most def

[Dukkit]

this XL shirt i have... feels really fukkin loose

[Reed]

i bet your heart jumped when you saw her at first though

mine always does when i see an ex from way back who i actually cared about

doesnt matter if i hate or love them at this point. my heart still jumps into my throat

happened the weekend before last when my ex screwed up my time with this persian girl i was out with..... fukkin ex whores goddamn

[Kratos]

i bet your heart jumped when you saw her at first though

mine always does when i see an ex from way back who i actually cared about

doesnt matter if i hate or love them at this point. my heart still jumps into my throat

honestly I almost expected to run into her that night
I knew she would probably be home for the holiday and it's like the only night to go out when being just home for the weekend.
In the small town I was bar hopping, there are only like 7 bars.

She waved to me from across the bar and I pretended not to see. Then I felt stupid about that cause I'm the fvckin man and I'm not going to be intimidated. So I hit the pisser and walked right by her on my way back...she turned around then gave me a hug.

[Dukkit]

happened the weekend before last when my ex screwed up my time with this persian girl i was out with..... fukkin ex whores goddamn

yep. total bags of whorish slime

[Ernst]

Morning whores!

It's a beautiful day, but I'll be cooped up inside studying for tonight's exam.

[Kratos]

so while I was doing that my friends were in another bar
My buddy was drunk and running his mouth a bit at the pool table
talking about what a great pool player he was and how he was going to win while he was racking the balls for 8 ball

this guy he's playing chips the cue-ball right into his face while he's racking lol

[Dukkit]

Morning whores!

It's a beautiful day, but I'll be cooped up inside studying for tonight's exam.

hello friend

so while I was doing that my friends were in another bar
My buddy was drunk and running his mouth a bit at the pool table
talking about what a great pool player he was and how he was going to win while he was racking the balls for 8 ball

this guy he's playing chips the cue-ball right into his face while he's racking lol

hah
thats why i dont run my mouth. im more of the cue ball guy

[smokeyd]

whats up sluts

[Kratos]

I guess he tried to fight my buddy in the bar and they told him to leave...so he was standing outside the bar with his gf...

Then the 6 of them decide to leave. they walked right past the dude and his gf and she was running her mouth but they kept walking.

This is when I walked up.

So I see my buddies about 100 yards from the bar they just came out of...this little wigger that's chillin by the door does the 100 meter dash over and jumps on one of my friend's and starts swinging.

[Dukkit]

whats up sluts

dont talk to me like that

its Mister Slut to you!!

[smokeyd]

mister sluts, how we be today

[smokeyd]

kratos long time no see, how are things

[Kratos]

I jumped in and gave the wigger a few body shots. within 2 min the cops were on us. everyone took off running.

somehow wigger's gf got punched in the face in the may-lay

wigger said they jumped him outside the bar

this fat lady cop ran after two of them...I escaped on foot by walking, she ran right past me.

[Reed]

what up smokey

wanna make me tren for my contest prep???

[Dukkit]

I guess he tried to fight my buddy in the bar and they told him to leave...so he was standing outside the bar with his gf...

Then the 6 of them decide to leave. they walked right past the dude and his gf and she was running her mouth but they kept walking.

This is when I walked up.

So I see my buddies about 100 yards from the bar they just came out of...this little wigger that's chillin by the door does the 100 meter dash over and jumps on one of my friend's and starts swinging.

yet another reason i dont go to bars

fukkin wiggers

[Kratos]

so, one of the two of them decides now is a good time to have an athsma attack and manages to get caught by the chunky little pear shaped lady cop.

[smokeyd]

REEED what it is! hahaha I can maybe point you in the right directions lol

[Kratos]

he thought it was a good idea to give up all our names to establish the true story of what happened.

so I might have to talk to the cops even though I didn't really do shit

[Dukkit]

what up smokey

wanna make me tren for my contest prep???

me and smokey got a business... we make tren for ppls contest preps
aahahaha

I jumped in and gave the wigger a few body shots. within 2 min the cops were on us. everyone took off running.

somehow wigger's gf got punched in the face in the may-lay

wigger said they jumped him outside the bar

this fat lady cop ran after two of them...I escaped on foot by walking, she ran right past me.

lol. wow. she ran right by you?
and the wiggers g/f deserved to hit. for runnin her mouth off. you wanna talk like man. then you gonna get beat like a man

[Kratos]

I guess he figured he was the only one really in any trouble...but they want the other kid who ran from the cops and the wigger's gf decided she knows who it was who punched her in the face so he's going down too.

[Kratos]

lol. wow. she ran right by you?
and the wiggers g/f deserved to hit. for runnin her mouth off. you wanna talk like man. then you gonna get beat like a man

I really think the wigger hit his own gf by accident...none of my friend's would do that...at least not try to.

Anyway the guy she claims hit her is the old dude that was out with us that night. I know he didn't do it. We're all mid to late 20's and this dude is nearly 56 years old. He tried to help the police break it up and that's it. I think he's the only one who stood out in her mind cause he's old and she wanted to pin it on one of us...no way was he the one who hit her.

[Reed]

REEED what it is! hahaha I can maybe point you in the right directions lol

Not much brother. Just maintaining

Yeah I need to find someone or something local, shipping is not going very well at the moment. PM me

[Reed]

Well then Dukkit make my tren fo free and I'll get ya'll Olympia tickets and National tickets fo free!! hahaha

[Kratos]

so, all and all it was a pretty good night
got closure with my ex-gf
saw some action that I most likely won't get in trouble for

got drunk on easter with my little bro, then when out for drinks with him and his gf...she's gonna set me up with another one of her friend's...she has pretty hot friends. So maybe I'll be back up to 2 gf's again soon.

[Dukkit]

so, all and all it was a pretty good night
got closure with my ex-gf
saw some action that I most likely won't get in trouble for

got drunk on easter with my little bro, then when out for drinks with him and his gf...she's gonna set me up with another one of her friend's...she has pretty hot friends. So maybe I'll be back up to 2 gf's again soon.

def sounds like an entertaining weekend

[Kratos]

I guess the old dude is stressing cause he is looking at some serious charges
maybe assault 2 for slaming a girl's face? idk

anyway, he's the guy I told you rides bike with me, smokes chiba, lives with his mom and works out all day every day. He's funny as fvck, he got older and just never got the memo...still hits on young girls like it's his job and they actually talk to him (not that they ever fvck him) lol.

[Dukkit]

I guess the old dude is stressing cause he is looking at some serious charges
maybe assault 2 for slaming a girl's face? idk

anyway, he's the guy I told you rides bike with me, smokes chiba, lives with his mom and works out all day every day. He's funny as fvck, he got older and just never got the memo...still hits on young girls like it's his job and they actually talk to him (not that they ever fvck him) lol.

yeah i remember him
well im sure it will all be resolved and he'll be fine
if the chick was drunk and there were many ppl and it was dark... then she cant accurately describe the assailant.

plus her b/f may be facing charges too

[Kratos]

yeah i remember him
well im sure it will all be resolved and he'll be fine
if the chick was drunk and there were many ppl and it was dark... then she cant accurately describe the assailant.

plus her b/f may be facing charges too

yeah like I said, I don't think she could remember what anybody looked like so she pointed the finger at the old dude.