'Official Postwhore Thread'

[sigman roid]

hello

goodbye

SMydpf

[jbm]

hello

goodbye

SMydpf

i'm gay

[Ernst]

You're probably all asleep since it's bar closing time in CA. Good night for Ernst. I haven't gone out bar hopping in years. Not since I was a skinny guy who smoked and drank and all that. Got hit on by chicks. Awesome. Now they come to me. Why didn't I do this sooner?

Sipped non-alcoholic beer all night and played driver.

[jbm]

who's bad!!!!

[Ernst]

who's bad!!!!

You're bad?!

[jbm]

[Ernst]

Hmmm.... got some matches on the internet dating sites...

For something that's supposed to be so in depth it didn't do too hot. Only a couple are decent. I did say looks aren't everything, and I meant it, but damn-- at least make sure her basic facial features are in the right place on her head. One chick is a traffic cop (*loathing*), and the other is a beer drinking country music fan who wears chapstick all the time and loves watching baseball. I don't drink, I never watch baseball, I can't stand sticky stuff (ie chapstick) on my lips or hands, and anything country besides Johnny Cash is pretty much crap. Too bad, 'cause she is hot.

How did they mess that up?

[peachfuzz]

bump.

where my whores at?

[sigman roid]

I is here fuzz buzz

[peachfuzz]

you late foo

gotta poop

[sigman roid]

enjoy yo poop i be here

[peachfuzz]

i dont know how in the hell that came out of me. it was over a foot long. easy.

[sigman roid]

nice a like a good poop story

Anyway whats going on today peach?

[peachfuzz]

working. as usual. what about you?

[sigman roid]

I got a parking fine through the post today mutha fvckers

[peachfuzz]

I have about fifty i need to take care of.

anyway im gonna get some work done now.

[sigman roid]

cool peachy speak later bro

[Reed]

Should have seen all the naked sluttiness last at my friends house. Every girl was just getting naked, taking off their shirts, wanting me to fvck their friends in front of them, and all kinds of good crazy shit. Blame it on the goose fo sho, though I didn't drink. Loved it!!!!!!

[Chode Logan]

Reed's dodging me on facebook cause he just found out I'm 325 and 2% BF

[sigman roid]

Im a guido

[sigman roid]

my hair has 2% bf

[Chode Logan]

Your hair is fat

[Reed]

Reed's dodging me on facebook cause he just found out I'm 325 and 2% BF

[Reed]

Yo, party over here aint shit over there
The AR boys got it locked right here

Wherever we at we keep the cliqs right there
So where ever there's beef is gettin fixed right there

And they can't stop us, they too scared
They know I caliber thug shoot at heads
I'll drop you off at that bridge
Show you how we do it around here
Where murder aint shit nigga

This is Reed talking show you where I live
Peachfuzz can come right through my crib and get a few seers
There'll be manslaughter right in front of my kids
A little blood get on my daughter, that's nothing; she'll live (just whipe that off)

Got cops shoot to death of us
We don't like D's
You never catch us runnin with the police (nope)

Ya'll niggas get ya'll vests up
And fuzz better invest in some real heavy bulletproof paneling

[Reed]

hahaha i see fuzz lurking I still love you fuzzy wuzzy

[Reed]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXkmLbl59_0 hmm where did i get those lyrics

[peachfuzz]

Yo, party over here aint shit over there
The AR boys got it locked right here

Wherever we at we keep the cliqs right there
So where ever there's beef is gettin fixed right there

And they can't stop us, they too scared
They know I caliber thug shoot at heads
I'll drop you off at that bridge
Show you how we do it around here
Where murder aint shit nigga

This is Reed talking show you where I live
Peachfuzz can come right through my crib and get a few seers
There'll be manslaughter right in front of my kids
A little blood get on my daughter, that's nothing; she'll live (just whipe that off)

Got cops shoot to death of us
We don't like D's
You never catch us runnin with the police (nope)

Ya'll niggas get ya'll vests up
And fuzz better invest in some real heavy bulletproof paneling

[Reed]

Is that what you do when you look at my pics. faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag

[peachfuzz]

No. I just know how much you love that smilie.

[Reed]

No. I just know how much you love that smilie.

[*RAGE*]

what up whores???????????????????????????????????????????? ????????????

I am so fuvking tired of this bullshit rain.......................

[peachfuzz]

i almost cried in a movie last night reed. i think im turning into a woman.

[peachfuzz]

what up whores???????????????????????????????????????????? ????????????

I am so fuvking tired of this bullshit rain.......................

rain? its 80 and sunny. what rain?

[*RAGE*]

man for the past three days it has rained not fuvking stop....got up early got the boat read put it in the gulf went about five miles out watched the sun come up and then it hit...drove back in ten foot waves thought if was my time...didnt even get the bait in the water....

[Reed]

i almost cried in a movie last night reed. i think im turning into a woman.

arimidex at 5mg a day with all that estrogen you got......


ALright gotta hit up the tininess that is this back holla at you boys later

[peachfuzz]

man for the past three days it has rained not fuvking stop....got up early got the boat read put it in the gulf went about five miles out watched the sun come up and then it hit...drove back in ten foot waves thought if was my time...didnt even get the bait in the water....

hahaha "oh shit oh shit. so this is how i die. oh shit"

[peachfuzz]

arimidex at 5mg a day with all that estrogen you got......


ALright gotta hit up the tininess that is this back holla at you boys later

so you can look good getting hit from behind.

nice.

[peachfuzz]

ps. dont see my sisters keeper. it is sad.

[jbm]

nobody home...

[peachfuzz]

nobody home...