'Official Postwhore Thread'

[Alta]

Anyone wear snap pants? If I did, I could totally pull them off

[william981125]

My first shitty test shot : So here I am finally going to do my first shot. I followed every single instruction on how to pin. Swab the vial top. Inject the air and pull the oil out. swab my quad. found a spot on the outer quad. aaaaannd IN U GO. ****.. Leg went jumping around like crazy. and went numb for 3 days. aspirated and WAT THE FK, blood came in to syringe. pulled the needle out, switched needle and jab again and **** again hit another nerve.whole right leg went numb. injected tat shit, and voila! couldnt walk for 3 days and went to the doctor jumping around. never shooting in quads again. EVER.

[Mazzive_T]

Where's the educational thread on how to inject? I need to forward it to someone.

[lovbyts]

Where's the educational thread on how to inject? I need to forward it to someone.

Injection Information

[lovbyts]

Where's the educational thread on how to inject? I need to forward it to someone.

Injection Information

Here is another one. FYI, just look at the banners on the right side of the forum.
How to Inject Steroids

[PrettyPlease?]

What You Will Need
- a relatively clean are to inject
- vial of medicine to be injected
- luer lock syringe and needle for drawing medication
- proper length and gauge needle for injecting
- alcohol swabs
- a container to safely dispose of needles afterward

Preparing the Injection

Step 1
- Thoroughly wash hands using an antibacterial soap and warm water

Step 2
- Swab the rubber stopper on the vial with an alcohol pad and let air dry

Step 3
- Peel apart the wrapping on the syringe and gently tighten the needle in a clockwise direction

Step 4
- Pull back on the plunger to draw about 1cc of air into the syringe, then take the cap off of the needle and insert it through the rubber stopper at a 90 degree angle. Be careful with the uncapped needle. Do not let it come into contact with anything else. Never swab the needle either, it is already sterile.

Step 5
- Turn the vial upside down so the the top is facing down and your needle is facing up. Depress the plunger to dispel the air. Then, making sure the tip of the needle is in the solution, draw back on the plunger until you have reached your desired amount. Pull the needle straight out and recap.



Step 6
- unscrew the needle used to draw the medication and screw on the needle that will be used to inject

Administering the Injection

Step 1
- Find the desired injection area and swab with alcohol and allow to air dry.
*I like to mark the area first by making an indent with the cap of the needle.

Step 2
- Uncap the needle and insert slowly or in a darting motion, whichever is more comfortable for you. Make sure you are injecting at a 90 degree angle.



Step 3
- Aspirate . This is extremely important. You may have read or heard of others who don't perform this. It is unsafe not to do so. To aspirate you will want to gently pull back on the plunger to check for blood. If you get bubbles you are safe to inject there. If you get blood you can pull the needle back slightly and redirect (making sure to aspirate again) or remove it completely, change the tip, and try again.

Step 4
- Once you have successfully aspirated you are now safe to depress the plunger steadily and slowly until all of the medication has been dispensed. You want to allow the oil time to dissipate and slower injections are generally less sore. This is especially important for large volumes.

Step 5
- Pull the needle straight out, cap it and dispose of in the proper container. If there is any bleeding apply an alcohol swab to the area an apply pressure until bleeding stops. You can also gently massage the area to ease post injection soreness.


Common Injection Sites

Two of the most common areas include:

Dorsogluteal


Deltoids


Happy Growing!

NOTE: The most important thing to remember throughout the process is sterility. It cannot be stressed enough.

[Euroholic]

I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee
Clouds in my coffee, and... You'r so?

[GirlyGymRat]

I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee Clouds in my coffee, and... You'r so?

What are you on?

[Euroholic]

What are you on?

Don't you ever just feel musical, mate?

[< <Samson> >]

What are you on?

I never ask questions I don't want answers to

That's def one

[Euroholic]

I never ask questions I don't want answers to

That's def one

Im clean as a nun on sunday morning.

[Euroholic]

Im clean as a nun on sunday morning.

You wish cvnt

[Euroholic]

I don't wanna know your name
Cause you don't look the same
The way you did before

Okay, you think you got a pretty face
But the rest of you is out of place
You looked all right before

Fox on the run
You scream and everybody comes a running
Take a run and hide yourself away
Foxy on the run, f-foxy
Fox on the run and hide away

[bdos]

You got a horrible singing voice bro

[< <Samson> >]

Is this fool quoting himself?

Oh geez

[Joco71]

This craziness in here!!LOL

[Euroholic]

You got a horrible singing voice bro

4KQ gets me pumped every time.

[Euroholic]

This craziness in here!!LOL

ozzy osbourne
I'm going off the rails on a crazy train

[bdos]

4KQ gets me pumped every time.

Ahahahaha!

[Euroholic]

Ahahahaha!

Sing it with me via the written word mate.

[Euroholic]

Hey admin being on the steroid fueled karaoke tournament

[Euroholic]

Hey admin being on the steroid fueled karaoke tournament

Bring

[bdos]

How would that work gonna be benching the stage?

[bdos]

Getting real tired of this weather euro fix it

[Euroholic]

Im trying cvnt

Snow is on the way in qld if you can believe that

[Euroholic]

How would that work gonna be benching the stage?

Some form of audio system.

[bdos]

Haha, yea heard about that on the border tho I'm west

[bdos]

Some form of audio system.

So we can mute some people

[Euroholic]

Haha, yea heard about that on the border tho I'm west

You not in bris anymore?

[Euroholic]

So we can mute some people

Those rhotic speakers

[bdos]

You not in bris anymore?

Yea just north west

[Euroholic]

I went out and bought a goose feather blanket. Shes warm mate.

[Nine91]

I need help guys. Can anyone help me out

[Euroholic]

I need help guys. Can anyone help me out

Dr phill can help you

[Nine91]

Who's Dr Phil

[Euroholic]

Who's Dr Phil

Some bloke with a funny accent

[Nine91]

Some bloke with a funny accent

Lol. Isn't he that bald guy

[bdos]

Lol. Isn't he that bald guy

That's him I recon its just Oprah without her wig

[bdos]

I went out and bought a goose feather blanket. Shes warm mate.

6 degrees @ 1am last night and no I'm not in ipswitch never catch me living in that hole

[lovbyts]

I went out and bought a goose feather blanket. Shes warm mate.

6 degrees @ 1am last night and no I'm not in ipswitch never catch me living in that hole

Reminds me of a guy at work long time ago who pointed out some girl at work he though looked good but I said she had to much meat on the bones for me. BIG but and thick girl, I prefer thin/petite. He said it's better to keep you warm in the winter. I said that's OK, Ill just put on another blanket.