'Official Postwhore Thread'

[FlaNj]

she wouldn't even play with your balls while you jerk off...weak

lol

[RA]

Ok, time for Roids tip of the day:

The first time you do it have her put it in. She knows how fast or slow to push according to what feels good. The whole experience will be much better and she will let you do it again and again

I almost got butt sex last night!!!

My g.f was bent over..wiggling her ass around on me...but she had her period, and a tampon so i knew it was out of order... but then I think her drunken fog wore off...cause i got none


Did get a meannn Blowjob tho!

I guess better luck next time =/

[Renesis]

Screw it I am working out legs today.

[Amorphic]

i cant get into the whole anal thing, not a fan

[RA]

Dont skip back day bro. Get excited about it.

Screw it I am working out legs today.

[FREAK]

i cant get into the whole anal thing, not a fan

i love it

[RA]

Your right. Its like a pus*y only 10x tighter...nothing good there.

i cant get into the whole anal thing, not a fan

[Renesis]

Dont skip back day bro. Get excited about it.

I won't skip it I am just switching days. Usually I do back Monday legs thursday. This time I will just do back thursday.

[RA]

aaahhh, good man.

I won't skip it I am just switching days. Usually I do back Monday legs thursday. This time I will just do back thursday.

[FlaNj]

can someone help me out. check my thread in AS Q&A thread

[PEWN]

what up pewn nice to see you back!

not much man how you been.....

u bitches better not be workin my side of the street

[BodyByAAS]

you hijacked my butt sex convo!!

can someone help me out. check my thread in AS Q&A thread

[PEWN]

Your right. Its like a pus*y only 10x tighter...nothing good there.

yeah first time i slipped it in the butt i blew right away..... ****ing whore liked it ....

[FREAK]

i kinda feel bad when i do it

[Kratos]

I'm a butthole virgin, including my own butthole.

I dated a girl once who said I could put it in there if she could stick a carrot up my ass. I declined.

[Ajc330]

never done it, my friend told me one time he stuck it in his gf butt and he pulled out and there was a peice of toilet paper on his tip hahaha

[Amorphic]

never done it, my friend told me one time he stuck it in his gf butt and he pulled out and there was a peice of toilet paper on his tip hahaha

fvck, that is disgusting

[PEWN]

oh shit that ****ing gross.....


kratos your a funny bitch.... you liked the carrot...

[FREAK]

i dont really care for the smell it gives off tho

[Amorphic]

Kratos probably uses an aneros:

[PEWN]

surreee.....

[BodyByAAS]

I came in this chicks ass once, and she made me eggs and toast after... f***ing heaven!

[FREAK]

id take that over this any day

[Amorphic]

lemmywinks haha

[Kratos]

I have a good friend who is a surgeon. He told me a funny story. You know those bottles of White Rain Shampoo. Not the little one, I'm talking like a 2 liter bottle of shampoo. Well, he removed one from a dude's ass.

He called in another doctor for an opinion on how to remove it. I guess all the other doctor saw was the little triangle with the arrow going around. He said "I don't know what it is but it's recycleable." LOL

They used a little hand drill to drill a hole in the bottle, and the guy had a liter or so of shampoo run out of his ass. They used the hole to grip the bottle with some kind of toggle mechanisim and pull but no luck it wouldn't move.

He had to go into surgery, they cut into his colon through his belly and took it out through his stomach.

[RA]

Your with the wrong one...thats the problem.

i dont really care for the smell it gives off tho

[Amorphic]

holy shit haha

[FREAK]

god damm

[Kratos]

He has more than one story about people sticking things up their ass, but that's the only one I remember right now.

[BodyByAAS]

i dont really care for the smell it gives off tho

yeah, I agree... there is a smell.. its not poop...or anything...just like this sweaty ASS smell... even when nice and clean.. i think its intenstinal juice or something *BLEH*

[Kratos]

according to wikapedia there is no medical evidence anyone has ever put a gerble in their rectum. Honestly, it might bite.

[FREAK]

its sucks when your dick feels gritty

[BodyByAAS]

what the?? Do you get on all fours and jam a piece of cheese up there to lure the little guy in??

[FREAK]

from what i hear ya jammin in with a broomstick and ya tie a piece of string to his tail lol

[Kratos]

It involves sticking like a paper tower roll up your ass first and then holding him in with a boom stick or something, while you pull the roll away, then as you remove your ram rod the sphinter slams shut on the little fella and he panics. I read an elaborate description on gerbling while drinking with some friends. I wouldn't try it though, no telling what might really happen, it's more of an urban legand not something people really do.

[FREAK]

i guess i will never no

[Amorphic]

well, on that note, i'd better head back to class.

later fellas

[FREAK]

see ya morph

[RA]

Later bro

[FREAK]

im out to peace brothers