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  1. 03-13-2008, 10:08 AM #26801
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    im batman
    no I'm Batman!
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    no IM BATMAN!!! you all can be robin and batgirl!!!
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    i 'd like to be batman too
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    forget that... I'm gonna be superman! beat everyones ass...except the hulk.
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    if green lantern had unlimited green thing he would be unbeatable
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    the hulk could whoop anyone. the more you hurt him, the more pissed he gets, and the more pissed he gets the bigger and stronger he gets... so ya really can't win against the hulk in a fight.
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    unless u tickle him
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    haha tickle the hulk. screw it... ill be wolverine. you can be batman.
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    i think nobody will be the penguin here
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lexed View Post
    unless u tickle him
    hahaha, yeah. if I knew I was gonna have to fight him. I'd sneak into his house while he was sleeping the night before, and shoot him in the head..... woah, i just went off! yeah just tickle him
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    so it's settled. I'm Batman!!!!
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    I'll be peter north.....
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    I want to hear more of the Amorphic soap-opera
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    im with kratos. wheres that girl at??
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    he must have went back to bangin her cause she stopped trying to manipulate through AR.
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    she was here today...she said hello. i think she likes being a member of AR
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    What is postwhore>?
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    I need a dougnut.

    But I weigh 262 lbs

    But I need a dougnut

    I think I'm gonna go eat 1 or two anyway.
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    I just ate a boston creme and vanilla frosted, I feel a little better now. Nobody wants to talk to me so I'll turn myself into a land whale.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    he must have went back to bangin her cause she stopped trying to manipulate through AR.
    Pardon me? Amorphic suggested I should join the female forum a long time ago which I am currently trying to do. There is no more soap-opera either, sorry to burst the bubble.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hello, stranger View Post
    Pardon me? Amorphic suggested I should join the female forum a long time ago which I am currently trying to do. There is no more soap-opera either, sorry to burst the bubble.
    I'm fat, bloated and at work. It's kinda like having PMS.
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    Poor Kratos
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    Kratos, you bully
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    just finished class, now i have enough time to shower and make a lunch and then go to work.

    yay life.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChuckLee View Post
    Hello, that avi is amazing
    Yes, it sure is.
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    whats up everyone?
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    met a guy with an american dingo today, seemed like a cool dog
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    my internet sucks today.
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    anyone in need of a restraintment order?
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    anyone in need of a restraintment order?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Amorphic View Post
    Kratos, you bully
    I said I was sorry, well, sorta. I weighed in at 264 today, the scale said one at a time please.
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    i chipped a tooth at work today, dammit
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    Quote Originally Posted by Amorphic View Post
    i chipped a tooth at work today, dammit
    Dumbass!. I had a flat this morning. Drove with it to BMW , became aggressive , i made them change it and they even gave me breakfast on the house.
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    Speaking of whores...

    "If you are a man, a woman has lied to you. Its a ****ing fact. They'll lie about anything. So you learn not to ask certain questions as you mature, such as how many guys have you ****ed you whore? She'll probably low ball the **** out of you.

    Here's some absolute gems I've heard with my prepared answers. I bet you can relate. Feel free to add your comments.

    "I'm not that kind of girl." Bitch, please. I had you being that kind of girl after 2 shots of soco-lime.

    "I've never done that before." Who the **** do you think I am? Gomer Pyle?

    Me: "Nice tongue-ring." Her: "Thanks." Me: "Bet it comes in handy." Her: "I NEVER do that. So disgusting!" Me: "Sure, kid. Hey, bartender, another shot for the whore." One hour later - Her: "slurp, slurp, slurp."

    "He's just a friend." Good. Then you won't mind if my friend comes over while you're not around.

    "I' m not the jealous type." Bitch, please. You're ALL the jealous type.

    "I don't mind if you go to strip clubs." Insecure bitch. All I want is a ****ing lap dance and tits in my face.

    "Size doesn't matter." It doesn't matter cuz horse-cock left your whorin' ass long ago.

    "Its your baby!" You filthy whore. You only blew me. With a rubber on. Slut.

    "We're going out. Just the girls." Oh really, a whore parade? And you're putting on the short skirt to impress your lady friends?"
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    Some funny ass shit right there!
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    he speaks the truf!!!!!
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