'Official Postwhore Thread'

[Kratos]

My laptop is a peice of shit, it takes like 30 min to boot up.

[RA]

Not good when you need your ar fix, huh?

My laptop is a peice of shit, it takes like 30 min to boot up.

[Kratos]

how bad of a smell we talking about

not sure, I'll let you know if I find out. She's hot though. Dropped out of college with 1 semester to go to do some modeling. Last time I saw her was almost a year ago. I was on my first steroid cycle...tren only. She had her legs locked between mine in the bar and was attemting to molest me but my penis was non-complient so nothing happened. I think that's why I haven't seen her in a long time, I think she got discouraged, but she sent me a message yesterday.

[Kratos]

Not good when you need your ar fix, huh?

well I really needed to get some info from an e-mail for work, but yeah I still haven't looked at my e-mail yet. I'm putting work off to whore for the moment.

[james21]

not sure, I'll let you know if I find out. She's hot though. Dropped out of college with 1 semester to go to do some modeling. Last time I saw her was almost a year ago. I was on my first steroid cycle...tren only. She had her legs locked between mine in the bar and was attemting to molest me but my penis was non-complient so nothing happened. I think that's why I haven't seen her in a long time, I think she got discouraged, but she sent me a message yesterday.

non-complient haha good way to describe it

[RA]

Yeah, last year I did that too much. Thats why I havent been in a while...gotta catch up.

well I really needed to get some info from an e-mail for work, but yeah I still haven't looked at my e-mail yet. I'm putting work off to whore for the moment.

[Kratos]

Yeah, last year I did that too much. Thats why I havent been in a while...gotta catch up.

Well, you know its bad when your secretary tells you if she doesn't get the info from me by friday she'll have to tell my boss I'm the reason she can't finish the billing.

[RA]

lol, oh yeah, thats bad. Whats funny is Im looking at getting a second job.

Well, you know its bad when your secretary tells you if she doesn't get the info from me by friday she'll have to tell my boss I'm the reason she can't finish the billing.

[Amorphic]

My friend that dated her for two years says she has a smelly vagina though

smelly vaginas are the worst. ugh

[FREAK]

my wifes smells like strawberries mmmmmmmmmmmm

[Kratos]

smelly vaginas are the worst. ugh

I'm willing to find out, no sex is the worst. pics removed

[Amorphic]

I'm willing to find out, no sex is the worst.

if thats her in the first one, then yes, i approve. just dont have seconds in the morning without getting her to have a shower.

[Kratos]

That's her in both, she is hella crazy though. She had like a schizo breakdown one night I was hanging out with her. I just want to have sex with her. She weighs like less then 100 pounds. She was hanging on my neck one time and I thought her feet were on the ground and they wern't.

I need to keep it a secret from my friend who dated her for two years. I don't feel bad, they don't talk and his gf now is the hottest girl I have ever seen.

[Amorphic]

That's her in both, she is hella crazy though. She had like a schizo breakdown one night I was hanging out with her. I just want to have sex with her. She weighs like less then 100 pounds. She was hanging on my neck one time and I thought her feet were on the ground and they wern't.

I need to keep it a secret from my friend who dated her for two years. I don't feel bad, they don't talk and his gf now is the hottest girl I have ever seen.

haha, maybe she has a little schizotypal in her.

[Kratos]

I don't really like being single, I'll be honest, so much work to get laid...having sex with people you don't really like...I'd like to find a new girlfriend, but if I don't keep having sex I get really depressed and feel like a loser.

[Amorphic]

I don't really like being single, I'll be honest, so much work to get laid...having sex with people you don't really like...I'd like to find a new girlfriend, but if I don't keep having sex I get really depressed and feel like a loser.

ive been juggling a few girls around....its not bad, but sometimes its kind of a hassle. i agree with the effort part, its a pain in the ass.

[Kratos]

my 18 year old sex buddy went all emo again on me and I haven't seen her in a week. She says she is emotionally unstable right now via txt message.

[Amorphic]

my 18 year old sex buddy went all emo again on me and I haven't seen her in a week. She says she is emotionally unstable right now via txt message.

you keep ending up with all the freaky ones haha.

[Kratos]

The crazy ones like to fvck the most in my experience.

[Amorphic]

thats generally how it goes.

[Kratos]

some other things she sends me via txt message
"god I'm going crazy right now, I need to be fvcked"
"I want it slow, I want you to tease me with it, then fvck me till I scream"
"I'm wet for you right now, and my ***** is smooth"
"mmm I want to feel you inside of me as deep as possible"
"ugh, I need it now"
"I just want you to throw me on the bed tonight, pull my clothes off and have your way with me"
"I want my ***** licked"

There are many more, just going through a few old messages in my phone.

[Kratos]

here's the 18 year olds latest profile pic from facebook. pic removed.

[Kratos]

where did you go morph?

What do you call the opperation to turn a woman into a man?
addahdictomy

[torontodude]

some other things she sends me via txt message
"god I'm going crazy right now, I need to be fvcked"
"I want it slow, I want you to tease me with it, then fvck me till I scream"
"I'm wet for you right now, and my ***** is smooth"
"mmm I want to feel you inside of me as deep as possible"
"ugh, I need it now"
"I just want you to throw me on the bed tonight, pull my clothes off and have your way with me"
"I want my ***** licked"

There are many more, just going through a few old messages in my phone.

Wow buddy, you're one luck dude. She may be a little crazy but I would still hit it up. LOL.

[Andro9]

Wow buddy, you're one luck dude. She may be a little crazy but I would still hit it up. LOL.

hahaa ya she def wants to get pounded out

[Kratos]

yeah, she's a good girl but she likes to be naughty

[Kratos]

I'm supposto go on to a meeting this weekend, but I didn't by an airplane ticket yet and now they are like a grand. I'm thinking of just not going.

[torontodude]

yeah, she's a good girl but she likes to be naughty

That's the best combo...

[torontodude]

I'm supposto go on to a meeting this weekend, but I didn't by an airplane ticket yet and now they are like a grand. I'm thinking of just not going.

A GRAND!!!!!! Wow, I would wait for some last minute deals and act like you're there to surprise her (so she doesn't think you're cheap).

[Kratos]

nah man, the meeting is for work, they pay but my boss will be like wtf why did you wait until the last minute so it cost a million dollars.

[Kratos]

Turkey's lay their nest on the ground. They make a dent in the mud and line it with leaves and grass. The babies are called poults.

[torontodude]

Turkey's lay their nest on the ground. They make a dent in the mud and line it with leaves and grass. The babies are called poults.

LOL...

[Hollywood080]

what's up peeps!!!!!??? Sorry i haven't been around lately. Just been real busy. Did I miss anything good????

[Kratos]

god where have you been all day hollywood, I've been talking to myself all day, now work is almost over.

[Hollywood080]

god where have you been all day hollywood, I've been talking to myself all day, now work is almost over.

sorry bro! I've been working and arguing with my girl all day!!!

[Hollywood080]

The argument with my girl is still ongoing. I'll probably talk about it in here with you guys tomorrow. I could use the advice and support, but it's too late in the day for me to get into it now. I'll bring it up tomorrow though.

[Kratos]

Women trouble eh, that's always fun

[ChuckLee]

some other things she sends me via txt message
"god I'm going crazy right now, I need to be fvcked"
"I want it slow, I want you to tease me with it, then fvck me till I scream"
"I'm wet for you right now, and my ***** is smooth"
"mmm I want to feel you inside of me as deep as possible"
"ugh, I need it now"
"I just want you to throw me on the bed tonight, pull my clothes off and have your way with me"
"I want my ***** licked"

There are many more, just going through a few old messages in my phone.

mmmmh,this girl is a nympho

[PEWN]

kratos thats a whore .... awesome...

[Kratos]

she likes the dilznick no doubt