'Official Postwhore Thread'

[shifty_git]

Im leaving all the decorating choices up to the miss's....

She has much better taste than me!

[shifty_git]

And im paying the extra to have all the sockets upgraded to a home control system... ganna be sweet!

Any of you guys know much about them?

[gixxerboy1]

im glad i dont have a babymom. whew!! very surprised that i dont. with all the women ive been with. and not always using a rubber. hmm. maybe i do have one. damn.

do as i do this sunday and every fathers day. Shut your phone off and dont answer the door

[NATE0406]

what up whores.
cubs 10
braves 5

go cubs go...

[Dukkit]

do as i do this sunday and every fathers day. Shut your phone off and dont answer the door

haha, damn good idea my man

[Dukkit]

aww, man, i missed shifty, i missed talking to my little shift miester.

[thecivilizedanimal]

lol, i'm sooo hungry, but i'm at the babymoms and all i got here is whey powder, and i'm broke till tomorrow, yarghh, guess i should go home....



sup yall ?



oh that girl form the almost public sex, her roomie measured her titties ( roomie works at a lingerie store )

apparently her titties are between an F and a G ! holy ****ing shit !

[Dukkit]

dont know what your talking about, but sweet!! big boobies!!

[thecivilizedanimal]

CLICK MY NAME OR PROFILE AND GO READ THE "ALMOST PUBLIC SEX" THREAD



I NEED FOOD OR SOMESH1T I'M GOING HOME

TALK TO YALL IN A BIT ,,

FvCK I'M A CANUCK AND I SAY YALL


and fvck caps lock

[Kratos]

Where's my whores at.

So my new car already broke/had the check engine light come on. It was only spark plugs. My tire had a drywall screw in it, so it was kinda a good thing it broke down. The plugs usually go 60k but went on me for whatever reason. Warrante took care of it, and it cost 18 bucks to plug the tire so I wasn't on the side of the road changing the thing. It all worked out good.

[Dukkit]

2 postwhore whores, go roung the outside, round the outside.

damn, new car already breaking down. my car is a piece of junk. but its never been in the shop while ive owned it. its falling about. the muffeler fell off on sun. so its really loud now. the body is rusting through above the wheel wells. and there is an oil leak. but its never broken down on me. (knock on wood)

[Kratos]

haha, I loved that music video when it came out. Waving his junk in front of the camara in tights, priceless. I just txted two days ago "F*ck you Debbie" to a friend of mine in California.

[Dukkit]

haha, you just texted them that out of the blue? i love those types of texts. my ex roomates send me off the wall shit all the time.

[Dukkit]

how is your day kratos? aggrevating? mine is slow. but alot cooler and less humid then that last few days. so im not bitching.

[Kratos]

I haven't seen my little 19 year old girl in awhile, but she still txt's me everyday. Yesterday, she was saying I just want to be cuddling with you right niow, and kissing and talking. If anything further happens with her, I'm sure she is gonna think of me as her boyfriend.

[Kratos]

I don't think she has ever had a real boyfriend before. She was with one guy in high school for at least a month or two. She hung out at his house everyday. They never said to each other they were dating. Then one day he just started hooking up with another girl. She didn't talk to him for like a whole school year, then he said he missed her and they are still friends.

The rest of the guys she has been with just used her for sex as far as I can tell. I care about her more than just sex. I'm almost sure I don't want a relationship with a teen.

[Dukkit]

I don't think she has ever had a real boyfriend before. She was with one guy in high school for at least a month or two. She hung out at his house everyday. They never said to each other they were dating. Then one day he just started hooking up with another girl. She didn't talk to him for like a whole school year, then he said he missed her and they are still friends.

The rest of the guys she has been with just used her for sex as far as I can tell. I care about her more than just sex. I'm almost sure I don't want a relationship with a teen.

hmmm, thats tough. sounds like feelings may start getting attached. then next thing ya know... we got little kratos jr's running around. hahahaha

well teens are a pain to date. ive dated a few and they are just to much sometimes. but they are also young. lol. which is good. it just depends on how much and in what way you like her. you care more about her then just sex. but do you like her as a whole person. does she make you laugh, can she have a long serious convo with you? all that good shit.

[Kratos]

I know I like railing her, and she is super cute and sweet. She is cool and makes me laugh. Do I want to be hanging out with her and her 19 year old friends though? Being the old head at some party she wants to go to? I don't want to mess her up in the head either.

[Dukkit]

yea, its got its pluses and minus's

[thecivilizedanimal]

yeah it's fun fvcking em n shit but hangin out with their friends,

i'm about to turn 27 which isnt old, but hanging out with 19-23 year olds can be weird,

most girls the same age as me look ragged as fvck too


my roomate made oxtail stew, yay

[Dukkit]

oxtail stew? whats in that? not oxtails i hope

[thecivilizedanimal]

haha yes oxtails,,,,,

yummy he uses oxtails v8 and some other shit

[Kratos]

I hang out with this guy in his 50's once and awhile, he's good to go bicycling with. He is in amazing shape, looks about 35. He talks to every 17-28 year old peice of ass on the planet. Women his age ask him out all the time but his attitude is "huh, what? WTF and I gonna do with you?" Kinda the same attitude you as a guy in your 20's would have if someone in their 40's or 50's hit on you.

[Kratos]

I think I'm gonna try bicycling with my ipod shuffle on today.

[thecivilizedanimal]

i always ride listening

i want to build up something for speed and distance not like a fixie or a track bike, but something more durable to work my already great legs....


used to ride a bmx ( as of a few months ago )
now i ride a brakeless 24" blk mrkt riot w a freecoaster

[Kratos]

how can you ride it with the seat so low?-

[Dukkit]

my balls would be draggin on that bike.

[Kratos]

seriously you lean back in the seat and get tire burn down your ass crack. Do you only stand while riding?

[gixxerboy1]

i use just a seat post no seat.

[Dukkit]

well if its a BMX bike i can understand that.

[thecivilizedanimal]

seriously you lean back in the seat and get tire burn down your ass crack. Do you only stand while riding?

yeah i only sit when i'm coasting , my bmx the seat is to low to sit ever, just there to prevent injuries,

****ing good work out riding a bik around doing tricks ( lol i feel retarded using the term tricks ) for like 8 hours in the summer with out sitting

[thecivilizedanimal]

the bmx,

[thecivilizedanimal]

pegless freacoasit street all day baby, i like to jump down stair set riding backwards,,, or ride at them and turn around so i land backwards ,, soo much fun

[Dukkit]

say ya dont, have, to live like a refugee. dont have to live like a refugee.

[Dukkit]

ohh, only 501 more posts to go till i get custom title status

[ohshitblog]

http://www.ohshitblog.com

lol .. I was checking my stats and saw this link .. anyway, thats my site
I guess I'm happy for who ever posted that link, I followed it here and now I'm a member at this forum
oh btw, any shitter interested in joining that site as Author?
Kudos.

[Dukkit]

oh man, shitblogs. this world is falling apart

[thecivilizedanimal]

lol .. I was checking my stats and saw this link .. anyway, thats my site
I guess I'm happy for who ever posted that link, I followed it here and now I'm a member at this forum
oh btw, any shitter interested in joining that site as Author?
Kudos.

haha i could be a contributor, i could post like 4 updates + a day


to bad the oh shit blog hasnt been updated recently ..

[thecivilizedanimal]

it was updated june 6th.

then may 25th

thats not good at all, pretty unhealthy,

go to the doctor

[ohshitblog]

it was updated june 6th.

then may 25th

thats not good at all, pretty unhealthy,

go to the doctor

lol I guess, I've been following the 'shit recipe'
I post generally when I feel like shit ..
Care to join and add some ? The shit there is heavy, hard to carry alone